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21 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

These blOU FUCKERS are goin' down...

 

Wait, making fun of Tom? They're sort of barking up the wrong tree if this is their attempt to upset us...

so, ive been thinking about this.  i came to a conclusion....fuck ou. 

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck ou. That's all. I like you @ChiTownDoc, but you know how it goes. 

I wanted to give the ‘rage like’ rep but can’t even get worked up to give a shit.  An ass kicking would be cathartic.  Time to stop giving a shit about things I don’t control...

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Time to stop giving a shit about things I don’t control...

We have a thread for that 

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6 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, making fun of Tom? They're sort of barking up the wrong tree if this is their attempt to upset us...

I’d bet at least 30% of those tweets are from pissed off UT fans.  What a moronic take on him ‘trending’.  

35 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I wanted to give the ‘rage like’ rep but can’t even get worked up to give a shit.  An ass kicking would be cathartic.  Time to stop giving a shit about things I don’t control...

Dude, I'm trying my best to get there. My only issue is my dad passed away and my dog isn't doing so well. I looked for Texas football to shed some light, but it's also fucked me as Tom Herman does. I knew I should never have believed this season even with ou down. 

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dude, I'm trying my best to get there. My only issue is my dad passed away and my dog isn't doing so well. I looked for Texas football to shed some light, but it's also fucked me as Tom Herman does. I knew I should never have believed this season even with ou down. 

Damn, keep your head up, my man.  That’s a rough patch for sure.  At least it keeps shit in perspective.  Enjoy the toilet bowl tomorrow.  May the less shitty team win.  

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Damn, keep your head up, my man.  That’s a rough patch for sure.  At least it keeps shit in perspective.  Enjoy the toilet bowl tomorrow.  May the less shitty team win.  

Indeed, and thank you, brother. May the less shittier team win. 

At this time 29 years ago I was in downtown Dallas throwing glass bottles at okies.... Times have changed, but I still hate them. 

29 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Damn, keep your head up, my man.  That’s a rough patch for sure.  At least it keeps shit in perspective.  Enjoy the toilet bowl tomorrow.  May the less shitty team win.  

The toilet bowl is the big12 championship game in jerry world.

This is the upper decker bowl

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

The toilet bowl is the big12 championship game in jerry world.

This is the upper decker bowl

I squat corrected.  

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dude, I'm trying my best to get there. My only issue is my dad passed away and my dog isn't doing so well. I looked for Texas football to shed some light, but it's also fucked me as Tom Herman does. I knew I should never have believed this season even with ou down. 

Keep your chin up and continue living your life in a way that would make your dad proud.

 

Also, ou sucks!

The simple reality is this.  Texas knows it has a chance to not only put themselves on track for the big12. It most importantly end ou’s season.  If turtle Tom can’t get these kids hyped today to play with pure anger hatred and destruction. He will never in his Texas time be able to do it. I guess we will sew

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The simple reality is this.  Texas knows it has a chance to not only put themselves on track for the big12. It most importantly end ou’s season.  If turtle Tom can’t get these kids hyped today to play with pure anger hatred and destruction. He will never in his Texas time be able to do it. I guess we will sew

I hate your punctuation. Drunk? Or very drunk?

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2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I hate your punctuation. Drunk? Or very drunk?

If this was a normal year, I'd be 3 beers deep and a turkey leg into the morning. But I'm stone cold sober in my own home on the best weekend of college football every year. The worst.

 

21 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I hate your punctuation. Drunk? Or very drunk?

18 holes mostly your mom and a few bloody Mary’s in.  

32 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The simple reality is this.  Texas knows it has a chance to not only put themselves on track for the big12. It most importantly end ou’s season.  If turtle Tom can’t get these kids hyped today to play with pure anger hatred and destruction. He will never in his Texas time be able to do it. I guess we will sew

Then sew we will!!!!

 

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3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Keep your chin up and continue living your life in a way that would make your dad proud.

 

Also, ou sucks!

Thanks, bud. 🤘

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