April 20, 20187 yr I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
April 20, 20187 yr I believe that the Lord God created the universe I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America
April 20, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said: I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. I believe you just wanted to say cock. Edited April 20, 20187 yr by ImissWallyPryor Forgot the important part
April 20, 20187 yr I believe in 8 of the 10 Commandments. I believe that sex is the most natural, wholesome and good thing that money can buy. And I believe that a woman should be placed on a pedestal. High enough up that you can look up her dress. I believe that Donald Trump can make this country what it once was - a land covered in slabs of Arctic ice.
April 20, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, Celery Man said: I believe that the Lord God created the universe I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America Andrew Rannells. I saw the original cast of Book of Mormon with him and Josh Gad. I believe it is the funniest show I have ever seen. I seriously do not see how those guys can do that show and not just laugh their ass off the whole time.
April 20, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, GoPokes83 said: I believe that in most cases the smeller is the feller. The fox smells his own hole.
April 20, 20187 yr Which is all very well and good, but what I don't believe is that I actually clicked on this thread. Sheesh.
April 20, 20187 yr I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers. That time travel is only possible going into the future. That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.
April 20, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Equinox said: I believe Britney Spears should be the name of one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors. Let me guess the flavor, strawberry tart?
April 20, 20187 yr I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers. That time travel is only possible going into the future. That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.I believe the Catherine of Aragon was probably hot af even by modern standards.
April 20, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, Celery Man said: I believe the Catherine of Aragon was probably hot af even by modern standards. I'm gonna go with "no".
April 21, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, Celery Man said: Dammit, meant Eleanor of Aquitaine, in reference to The Lion in Winter. Not bad. She was probably hotter IRL.
April 21, 20187 yr I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [/url] I believe I'll have another. Fuck yes to all of these.
April 21, 20187 yr I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
April 21, 20187 yr 11 hours ago, burntorangebongos said: Not bad. She was probably hotter IRL. Is there one where they do her tits
April 22, 20187 yr On April 20, 2018 at 6:09 PM, burntorangebongos said: I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers. That time travel is only possible going into the future. That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made. Did the play in HS. I played King Henry II. Great GREAT movie. Katherine Hepburn, Peter O'Toole, Anthony Hopkins, Timothy Dalton, Nigel Terry.
April 27, 20187 yr On 4/20/2018 at 1:43 AM, Hate said: I believe in miracles. Magnets are obvious proof of this.
April 27, 20187 yr I believe the Texas Longhorns will win another college football national championship and another College World Series and I believe it will happen in my lifetime. I also believe I work with one of the most beautiful pieces of ass that I’ve ever seen on a female and I believe that I will never have carnal knowledge of her asshole.
April 27, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, El Moco said: I also believe I work with one of the most beautiful pieces of ass that I’ve ever seen on a female and I believe that I will never have carnal knowledge of her asshole. I believe this isn't 'Nam motherfucker.
April 27, 20187 yr On 4/21/2018 at 12:59 AM, Ollie Slatt said: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Can they play the whole course at night, with a 9 iron?
April 27, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Baboontyme said: I believe in Nessie. Torn on bigfoot. I'm the opposite.
April 28, 20187 yr I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed
April 28, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Bogeywon said: I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed
April 28, 20187 yr I believe most people make up their own truth rather than accept truth(s). I believe truth most times is hard, in most ways including acceptance, and i find it nearly always easier to say fuck truth(s) and create their own.
April 28, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, Bogeywon said: I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed Uh...phrasing.
April 28, 20187 yr 47 minutes ago, Bogeywon said: I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed
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