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I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I believe that the Lord God created the universe

I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins

And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America

 

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36 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I believe you just wanted to say cock. 

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Forgot the important part

I believe in miracles.

I believe in 8 of the 10 Commandments.

I believe that sex is the most natural, wholesome and good thing that money can buy.

And I believe that a woman should be placed on a pedestal. High enough up that you can look up her dress.

I believe that Donald Trump can make this country what it once was - a land covered in slabs of Arctic ice.

 

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I believe that the Lord God created the universe

I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins

And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America

 

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Andrew Rannells.  I saw the original cast of Book of Mormon with him and Josh Gad.  I believe it is the funniest show I have ever seen.  I seriously do not see how those guys can do that show and not just laugh their ass off the whole time.

9 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

 

I believe that in most cases the smeller is the feller.

 

The fox smells his own hole. 

Which is all very well and good, but what I don't believe is that I actually clicked on this thread. Sheesh.

I believe Britney Spears should be the name of one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors.

I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers.

That time travel is only possible going into the future.

That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.

13 minutes ago, Equinox said:

I believe Britney Spears should be the name of one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors.

Let me guess the flavor, strawberry tart?

I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers.
That time travel is only possible going into the future.
That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.


I believe the Catherine of Aragon was probably hot af even by modern standards.
9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 


I believe the Catherine of Aragon was probably hot af even by modern standards.

 

I'm gonna go with "no".

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Dammit, meant Eleanor of Aquitaine, in reference to The Lion in Winter.

30 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Dammit, meant Eleanor of Aquitaine, in reference to The Lion in Winter.

Not bad. She was probably hotter IRL.

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


I believe I'll have another. 


Fuck yes to all of these.

I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. 

11 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Not bad. She was probably hotter IRL.

Is there one where they do her tits

On April 20, 2018 at 6:09 PM, burntorangebongos said:

I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers.

That time travel is only possible going into the future.

That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.

Did the play in HS.  I played King Henry II.

Great GREAT movie.  Katherine Hepburn, Peter O'Toole, Anthony Hopkins, Timothy Dalton, Nigel Terry.

On 4/20/2018 at 1:43 AM, Hate said:

I believe in miracles.

Magnets are obvious proof of this. 

I believe the Texas Longhorns will win another college football national championship and another College World Series and I believe it will happen in my lifetime.  I also believe I work with one of the most beautiful pieces of ass that I’ve ever seen on a female and I believe that I will never have carnal knowledge of her asshole.

 

5 hours ago, El Moco said:

I also believe I work with one of the most beautiful pieces of ass that I’ve ever seen on a female and I believe that I will never have carnal knowledge of her asshole.

 

I believe this isn't 'Nam motherfucker.

On ‎4‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 12:59 AM, Ollie Slatt said:

I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. 

Can they play the whole course at night, with a 9 iron?

5 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I believe in Nessie. Torn on bigfoot. 

I'm the opposite.

In coyotes and time as an abstract..

I'm from the 80's

On 4/19/2018 at 11:43 PM, Hate said:

I believe in miracles.

Where ya from?

I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed 

12 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed 

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I believe most people make up their own truth rather than accept truth(s).  I believe truth most times is hard, in most ways including acceptance, and i find it nearly always easier to say fuck truth(s) and create their own.    

24 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed 

Uh...phrasing. 

47 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

I believe Mrs Bogeywon gave me the ok for some sex after my daughter goes to bed... god speed 

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