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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

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He also clubs puppies, munches on dicks for lunch, and hates Jesus.

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Lincoln Riley hates Covid because it has lessened traffic too much. Otherwise, he likes it.

Lincoln Riley thinks In N Out Burger is better than Whataburger.

Lincoln Riley loves posting in CR.

Lincoln Riley pees sitting down. He still manages to pee on the seat. And he never wipes it up.

Lincoln Riley thinks Aaron Franklin should switch to smoking Impossible meatless brisket.

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Lincoln Riley cooks brisket in the oven with liquid smoke.

Lincoln Riley runs his AC in fan mode all day

Lincoln Riley thinks the one thing 2020 is lacking is the infusion of politics into everyday life, and goes out of his way to turn all non political conversations into political ones.

Lincoln Riley likes beans in his chili.

Lincoln Riley told his first born child “shut up. There is no tooth fairy” when he forgot to put money under their pillow the night before.

Lincoln Riley said Covid is fake news

Lincoln Riley thinks a double wide on wheels is a proper mansion 

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Lincoln Riley nominated Spencer Rattler for the "Most Handsome Player in All of College Football" award.

Lincoln Riley couldn't smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.

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Lincoln Riley said "winning is hard" to explain his back-to-back conference losses.

Lincoln Riley jerks off in the toilet at work, wipes his hand on his jeans, and goes right back to work without washing

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Lincoln Riley's middle name is Karen

And he'd like to speak with the Big 12's manager to complain about the last two weeks.

When Lincoln Riley's items don't scan correctly at the store, he loves asking the cashier if that means he gets it free.

Lincoln Riley spends Sundays watching shows on Bravo, fits comfortably in his Volkswagen Rabbit, and his favorite porno is 'Shaving Ryan's Privates" 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

lincoln riley fucks little kids!

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8 minutes ago, futureman said:

lincoln riley fucks little kids!

Just jump in the deep end of the pool huh

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just jump in the deep end of the pool huh

too much?

Lincoln Riley still has the original, DVD Special Edition of "Bust a Nut in South Austin's Moms Butt"

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

too much?

Nah man I say let’s just go for it. Fuck em. I mean your slam should just end the thread though. 

Lincoln Riley talks incessantly to the guy sitting in the next seat when flying and does not clap when the airplane lands. 

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the Big 12 refs are just swell

OK, that's going too far.....

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Lincoln Riley thinks they went too easy on George Floyd.

Lincoln Riley laughed when he heard Luby's was going to have to sell all their assets.

When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, Lincoln Riley said "Bob Stoops."

 

This was last year.

 

 

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"

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