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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

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Lincoln Riley hates Covid because it has lessened traffic too much. Otherwise, he likes it.

Lincoln Riley thinks In N Out Burger is better than Whataburger.

Lincoln Riley loves posting in CR.

Lincoln Riley pees sitting down. He still manages to pee on the seat. And he never wipes it up.

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Lincoln Riley thinks Aaron Franklin should switch to smoking Impossible meatless brisket.

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Lincoln Riley cooks brisket in the oven with liquid smoke.

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Lincoln Riley thinks the one thing 2020 is lacking is the infusion of politics into everyday life, and goes out of his way to turn all non political conversations into political ones.

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Lincoln Riley told his first born child “shut up. There is no tooth fairy” when he forgot to put money under their pillow the night before.

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Lincoln Riley nominated Spencer Rattler for the "Most Handsome Player in All of College Football" award.

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Lincoln Riley said "winning is hard" to explain his back-to-back conference losses.

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2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Lincoln Riley's middle name is Karen

And he'd like to speak with the Big 12's manager to complain about the last two weeks.

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Lincoln Riley spends Sundays watching shows on Bravo, fits comfortably in his Volkswagen Rabbit, and his favorite porno is 'Shaving Ryan's Privates" 

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Lincoln Riley still has the original, DVD Special Edition of "Bust a Nut in South Austin's Moms Butt"

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Lincoln Riley talks incessantly to the guy sitting in the next seat when flying and does not clap when the airplane lands. 

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Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the Big 12 refs are just swell

OK, that's going too far.....

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Lincoln Riley laughed when he heard Luby's was going to have to sell all their assets.

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