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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

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#102
9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

#103
3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

No I didn’t know and I don’t care. 

#105

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Cole is an Austin treasure.  

LIncoln Riley pronounces it WathaLUPE and not GWADAloop

Lincoln Riley calls them drag worms and not drag rats.

Lincoln Riley says MENchacca and not ManCHAK. 

Lincoln Riley calls beans legumes.  

Lincoln Riley asks for spinach tortillas and white rice at burrito places.

Lincoln Riley thinks its hip to be a Jim Rome clone.

 

#106
18 hours ago, smoky said:

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"

obligatory

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#107

Lincoln Riley wants to move Red River to Jerry world.

Lincoln Riley prefers frozen grocery store corn dogs to Fletchers.

Lincoln Riley thinks Big Tex burning down was a missed opportunity to replace him with a giant, animatronic Larry Culpepper.

#109

Lincoln Riley, with a line 5 deep behind him at the bar, samples every craft brew on tap...then says, "Thanks, but I don't drink."  

#113

Lincoln Riley orders his steak well done and puts ketchup on it.  And he orders his pizza with no meat and extra pineapple.  He's also a dickhead.

#119
4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit loaded  with razor blades and broken glass  on Halloween.

Fixed.

#121

Lincoln Riley was born in Lubbock, lives in Norman, and still thinks Greenville, NC is the shittiest place he's ever lived.

#123

Lincoln Riley wanted to skip this season because of “player safety.” 
 

lol 

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#132

Lincoln Riley has utmost respect for the Corps, calling them "badass army warriors."

#142

Lincoln Riley is a fanboy of Mike Gundy and is trying to grow his hair out so he can duplicate Mike’s flowing mullet.

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Typo

#150

When Lincoln Riley wants to make chili, he goes to the store and buys every bottle of liquid smoke they have, then leaves his cart in the middle of the parking lot.

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