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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

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Lincoln Riley uses the word "vacay" on instagram and closes out every post with #soblessed

Lincoln Riley thinks Buckethead was the all time best member of Guns N Roses

Lincoln Riley routinely has 21 items in his basket for the “ 20 item or less” grocery store express checkout lane. 

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Jlincoln Riley jerks off using 60 grit sandpaper ( to get rid of the warts).

Lincoln Riley was told "thanks, but no thanks" by South Austin's mom.

Lincoln Riley swears Marlon Brando used margarine instead of butter in “ Last Tango in Paris”.

Lincoln Riley thinks Marvel could learn a thing or two about the film industry from DC.

Lincoln Riley thinks they finally got it right with the third Godfather.

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Lincoln Riley brings his own Cheez Whiz to upscale cocktail parties. 

Lincoln Riley was Now This's +1 to a swingers party and didn't bring a side dish

Lincoln Riley drowns his brisket in KC Masterpiece.
Lincoln Riley drives with his mask on.
Lincoln Riley prefers Winstar over Vegas.

Lincoln Riley says that he typically doesn't buy into conspiracy theories, but he thinks you should watch the eye opening vaccine/flat earth/Qanon videos he found on YouTube because "they really make you think."

Lincoln Riley sells Rodan and Fields on Facebook and says he’s “his own boss.”

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When Lincoln Riley's son woke up with a fever, he gave him a Tylenol and sent him to school.

Lincoln Riley can't figure out how to use the self-checkout lane at the grocery store, but uses it anyways complaining about "computers taking all the jobs," the whole time.

Lincoln Riley thinks all alcohol should be banned from the Guadalupe.

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Lincoln Riley wants a Creed reunion tour.

 

with special guest Nickelback.

Lincoln Riley wishes women would stop showing so much cleavage in public.

Every early November, Lincoln Riley cheers for the Yankees, the evil muertos, and the Electoral College. 

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Lincoln Riley never uses his turn signal.

Lincoln Riley thinks North Carolina bbq is the best.

Lincoln Riley thinks female comedians are hilarious.

Lincoln Riley stays in the left lane on I 35, driving 65, and never moves over, even while traffic is passing him in the right lane.   Idoit!!

 

Lincoln Riley thinks Yoga pants should be banned!

Lincoln Riley sweetens his bag of dicks with Stevia.

Lincoln Riley is afraid to remove the tag from his mattress!

Lincoln Riley has been puttin' out his Kools...on my floor! 

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