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Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

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Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

No I didn’t know and I don’t care. 

Lincoln Riley asks the kids in his Sunday school class to pull his finger just before the prayer.  

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Cole is an Austin treasure.  

LIncoln Riley pronounces it WathaLUPE and not GWADAloop

Lincoln Riley calls them drag worms and not drag rats.

Lincoln Riley says MENchacca and not ManCHAK. 

Lincoln Riley calls beans legumes.  

Lincoln Riley asks for spinach tortillas and white rice at burrito places.

Lincoln Riley thinks its hip to be a Jim Rome clone.

 

18 hours ago, smoky said:

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"

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Lincoln Riley wants to move Red River to Jerry world.

Lincoln Riley prefers frozen grocery store corn dogs to Fletchers.

Lincoln Riley thinks Big Tex burning down was a missed opportunity to replace him with a giant, animatronic Larry Culpepper.

Lincoln Riley, with a line 5 deep behind him at the bar, samples every craft brew on tap...then says, "Thanks, but I don't drink."  

Lincoln Riley is proud that he memorized every word of "Boomer Sooner," and he tears up every time he sings them.

Edited by Tex Pete

Lincoln Riley orders his steak well done and puts ketchup on it.  And he orders his pizza with no meat and extra pineapple.  He's also a dickhead.

Lincln Riley is Spencer Rattlers hair stylist

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Lincoln Riley reports nit-picky HOA violations.

Lincoln Riley has season tickets to all WNBA games.

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Lincoln Riley hands out fruit on Halloween.

Lincoln Riley has an indoor wind farm in his house powered entirely on Taco Bell farts.

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit loaded  with razor blades and broken glass  on Halloween.

Fixed.

Lincoln Riley was born in Lubbock, lives in Norman, and still thinks Greenville, NC is the shittiest place he's ever lived.

Lincoln Riley wanted to skip this season because of “player safety.” 
 

lol 

Edited by CurlyDumps

Early on in the pandemic, Lincoln Riley gave a homeless man a roll of toilet paper in exchange for a doughnut and a blowjob.  

Lincoln Riley likes to vaguebook for attention.

Lincoln Riley molests collies and is a tremendous slouch.

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Lincoln Riley has utmost respect for the Corps, calling them "badass army warriors."

Lincoln Riley prefers the all female Ghostbusters reboot due to its "clearly stronger cast than the original."

Lincoln Riley likes to kick back on Sundays and boil a brisket. 

Lincoln Riley is a fanboy of Mike Gundy and is trying to grow his hair out so he can duplicate Mike’s flowing mullet.

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Lincoln Riley puts ice cubes in his beer.

When Lincoln Riley wants to make chili, he goes to the store and buys every bottle of liquid smoke they have, then leaves his cart in the middle of the parking lot.

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