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#210

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#212

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

#214
Just now, Helobious said:

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

Who hurt you?

#215
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

Rays are good

really wanted the yankee clowns

#216
Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.
Fuck is wrong with you other than being a bandwagon fan.

Rays best team in the league this year.
#217
Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

You are a douche.

 

 

 

 

 

#218
Just now, Helobious said:

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

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#219
Just now, UTexasFight said:

Rays are good

really wanted the yankee clowns

Rays can pitch. Probably should be able to hit as well as the Stros, but hell that hasn’t stopped them yet. 

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#221

Needed a shot of the douchebros in the condo after the HR

#223
Needed a shot of the douchebros in the condo after the HR
They're slamming Buds and each other right now
#224

Well congrats everyone....5 month break of Helobious talking out his ass about how the Yankees will win it and they are the team to beat and gag gag gag choke choke cough cough slurp slurp cough cough

#226
The Astros have had a better season than the Yankees.
That is funny to me.

How is that funny? It’s happened liked the last 4 years in a row and probably more if you wanna count 2015 when we beat them in the wild card play in game.
#227
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well congrats everyone....5 month break of Helobious talking out his ass about how the Yankees will win it and they are the team to beat and gag gag gag choke choke cough cough slurp slurp cough cough

Don’t worry I’ll be back in here in March, you taint huffing bitch. Hope the Dodgers fuck your shit up in the series. 

Helobious out.

#228
Don’t worry I’ll be back in here in March, you taint huffing bitch. Hope the Dodgers fuck your shit up in the series. 
Helobious out.

You know he’s rattled like Chapman when he’s talking in 3rd person.
#229
Don’t worry I’ll be back in here in March, you taint huffing bitch. Hope the Dodgers fuck your shit up in the series. 

Helobious out.

Hey look on the bright side...at least your tears will lube your jacking off tonight

 

#230
1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Hey look on the bright side...at least your tears will lube your ass for Brosseau tonight

 

Fixed

#231

My recommendation for the Yankees are to go out and sign 4 more 6'8 retards

#232
34 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Who hurt you?

The Astros in 2015, 2017, and 2019. Obviously with this being an even number year, it was time for a East division team to hurt him.

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#234
4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I was all set to drop THE YANDY MAN CAN if he had been the one to hit the game winner

#236
50 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Don’t worry I’ll be back in here in March, you taint huffing bitch. Hope the Dodgers fuck your shit up in the series. 

Helobious out.

Austin meadows makes 557,000 a year.  And Lerch's 2" vertical couldn't keep that in the yard

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#237
1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Don’t worry I’ll be back in here in March, you taint huffing bitch. Hope the Dodgers fuck your shit up in the series. 

Helobious out.

As an Astros fan, I do appreciate your posts and presence on this board.. sorry your team lost... your right, see you in March.

#238

I kinda feel bad for the Yankees. They’ve had some really great teams over the past four years with nary a WS appearance to show for it.

#241
9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

 

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#242

I was watching the game without sound at a family get-together. WTF was up with the Tampa player doing a bat flip after a fucking walk?

Enjoyed Chapman blowing it 2.0.    No hard feelings towards Cole, as I appreciated how he played for the Astros.  Knew we were getting him or CFM, either way...

#243
11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Fucking bullshit strike zone all series. The Rays are overrated trash, embarrassing the Yankees struggled with them so much this year. Easy 4 game sweep for the Astros up next. If there’s a god LAD will kick their ass in the WS.

Hullabaloo caneck caneck

#244
11 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The Astros have had a better season than the Yankees.

That is funny to me.

 

What's even funnier is Helobius's annual Yankee tears and moronic posts about "Astros bandwagon fans" on a Texas Longhorn board full of diehard sports fans from...wait for it....Texas.

I look forward to next year's "Yankee 2021 World Series or Bust" thread to remind him once again that since the Astros moved to the AL in 2013, the Yankees have never advanced beyond the Astros. Scoreboard mfer.

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