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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:
  • We don’t know how Mike Elko is as a recruiter at a place like this as a head coach. He has run the roads more now. It's shortsided. We don’t know yet. We have a good idea. He is organized and running the roads like crazy.

For all intensive purposes, Looch’s comments should give aggy piece of mind. It would be unfair to make the Elk the escape goat for the deep-seeded problems Jimbo left. Recruiting is a doggy dog world and the Elk will soon prove whether he’s run these roads enough to pass mustard. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

For all intensive purposes, Looch’s comments should give aggy piece of mind. It would be unfair to make the Elk the escape goat for the deep-seeded problems Jimbo left. Recruiting is a doggy dog world and the Elk will soon prove whether he’s run these roads enough to pass mustard. 

Irregardless, its a mute point that aggy is but a prawn in the game of chess that is big boy foosball.  

2 hours ago, Teryor said:

Fong reported today that they had an in-home last week. Guess that didn't move the needle

Did Elko recruit much when he was DC for aggy? I thought I read that he didn't do much recruiting. Maybe Jimbo was trying to hide him.

I just don't see him resonating in any way with recruits. I'd like to see his close record starting from this year. I bet it will suck.

 

Plus he looks like the type of person who would take a giant shit in a recruit's home. Those were fun times.

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Did Elko recruit much when he was DC for aggy? I thought I read that he didn't do much recruiting. Maybe Jimbo was trying to hide him.

I just don't see him resonating in any way with recruits. I'd like to see his close record starting from this year. I bet it will suck.

 

Plus he looks like the type of person who would take a giant shit in a recruit's home. Those were fun times.

odd that you don't think this guy would resonate with recruits:

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19 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

For all intents and purposes, Looch’s comments should give aggy piece of mind. It would be unfair to make the Elk the escape goat for the deep-seated problems Jimbo left. Recruiting is a doggy dog world and the Elk will soon prove whether he’s run these roads enough to pass mustard. 

Are you saying The Elk is fleecing the sheep?

 

Non-CFB types wondering why the top searches from the 'burbs of Houston:

#3 WHAT the heck is Syracuse?

#2 WHERE the heck is Syracuse?

#1 HOW MUCH MONEY do these dang Syracusians have??  

 

 

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Non-CFB types wondering why the top searches from the 'burbs of Houston:

#3 WHAT the heck is Syracuse?

#2 WHERE the heck is Syracuse?

#1 HOW MUCH MONEY do these dang Syracusians have??  

 

 

Syracuse is a historic city on the Italian island of Sicily. The city is notable for its rich Greek and Roman history, culture, amphitheatres, architecture, and as the birthplace and home of the pre-eminent mathematician and engineer Archimedes. Living in Syracuse is about 10% cheaper than other parts of Italy. There's some old money there, but it seems doubtful they would be able to support a top-tier NIL operation.

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6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Syracuse is a historic city on the Italian island of Sicily. The city is notable for its rich Greek and Roman history, culture, amphitheatres, architecture, and as the birthplace and home of the pre-eminent mathematician and engineer Archimedes. Living in Syracuse is about 10% cheaper than other parts of Italy. There's some old money there, but it seems doubtful they would be able to support a top-tier NIL operation.

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Buddy, I wouldn't mind livin' in Pizza Merinara that's some good eatin' right there. Didn't know Argentina was so close to It'ly, tho

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

This is chinpubes, right? Holy shit the balls on him to type that after what A&M did in 2022. 

But that’s different. Aggy’s only success, such as it is, has been when they were illegally paying players. They want THOSE rules so they can cheat. They can’t afford to play by THESE rules and it isn’t fair. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Cuck a doodle doo

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Such compelling threats.  Great that they have all the leverage they need over ... the Syracuse DC.

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Are you a college DB? Can you fog a mirror? Mike Elko has an offer in your mailbox.

 

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Aw, the racist is grumpy

 

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You can't hardly help but take a person who uses tu or t.u. seriously.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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You can't hardly help but take a person who uses tu or t.u. seriously.

Anytime someone uses that in my presence, I give them a "who farted?" look and then turn my head. It's not even worth a verbal response. Absolute childishness.

 

29 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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You can't hardly help but take a person who uses tu or t.u. seriously.

Tulane opened an Austin campus? And they are poaching aggie commits already? Good for them. 

I am fairly certain actively recruiting against ATM is grounds for termination for cause.  ATM is really missing an opportunity to save some money.

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I am fairly certain actively recruiting against ATM is grounds for termination for cause.  ATM is really missing an opportunity to save some money.

He's not recruiting against aggy, he's recruiting for Syracuse. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How long until they boycott Carrier and start ripping out their hvac systems?

If they'll tear down their own fence, they'll take out their own AC system

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If they'll tear down their own fence, they'll take out their own AC system

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4 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I was told Elko had meetings scheduled with Lagway! The meetings were scheduled! 

Just waiting for Lagway's parents to widen their door. 

52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Are you a college DB? Can you fog a mirror? Mike Elko has an offer in your mailbox.

 

Lol, I watched this guy get toasted by WMU on MACtion some random Tuesday night. It’s interesting that they apparently used a photo from what I assume was a previous year, because he wore #3 this year. I know that because I saw CMU, remembered how shitty that D was (particularly in the secondary), and rechecked the roster.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Melko apparently ate most of the coffee cake and just sat there eating and heavily breathing while whichever assistant that was with him spent the entire meeting talking shit about Florida.

Yeah, but did he take a giant shit & clog their toilet?

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Did Elko recruit much when he was DC for aggy? I thought I read that he didn't do much recruiting. Maybe Jimbo was trying to hide him.

I just don't see him resonating in any way with recruits. I'd like to see his close record starting from this year. I bet it will suck.

 

Plus he looks like the type of person who would take a giant shit in a recruit's home. Those were fun times.

Pretty sure he takes giant shits wherever he goes. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Pretty sure he takes giant shits wherever he goes. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It occurs to me that this thread title needs and update. Calling at cars. And @golfclap you'll be on notice.
 

Aggie 2024: The call is coming from inside the house!

On 12/6/2023 at 5:34 AM, Tex Pete said:


 

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What, me worry?

Alfred E. Neumann lives.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

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Such compelling threats.  Great that they have all the leverage they need over ... the Syracuse DC.

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They are *this* close to using the N-word when referring to Robinson.

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It occurs to me that this thread title needs and update. Calling at cars. And @golfclap you'll be on notice.
 

Aggie 2024: ERobbed by an Orange in Sheep's Clothing 

Aggie 2024: All According to Plan 2024

Aggie Error 202404: Class Not Found

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Goes to boarding school in Jersey

Boarding school?  Sounds like a place people sit around sipping tea

It occurs to me that this thread title needs and update. Calling at cars. And [mention=542]golfclap[/mention] you'll be on notice.
 

I think he bailed when his boy Drayton left.
32 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just waiting for Lagway's parents to widen their door. 

Inspired by above:

Aggy 2024: We’re Gonna Need a Wider Door

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm sure aggy will still recruit fairly well based on $ but I think @closetojumpingput it best. A lot of people really underestimated how good of a recruiter Jimbo was. A disaster of a coach but that guy was an elite recruiter. 

Top 5 was his ceiling and top 10 was his floor. I'm far from sold that Elko's ceiling in recruiting is top 5. 

I think #1 Best Ever Recruiting Class in History was his ceiling.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Anytime someone uses that in my presence, I give them a "who farted?" look and then turn my head. It's not even worth a verbal response. Absolute childishness.

 

I heard an older guy use "t-sip" the other day. I just laughed and said "wow yall still say that?" He started blathering about "old army" or some nonsense and i just got out of there.

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I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

Oh snap.

Robinson is coaching their bowl game right? The decision to let him stay on when he's already working for another school is baffling.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

I mean that makes sense. 

I mean, they have a head coach. ERob has a new job. Why is ERob still there? Why isn't Elko head corching the fightin' texum aggies? None of this makes any sense and it's all fucking hilarious. 

1 minute ago, Spindletop said:

Robinson is coaching their bowl game right? The decision to let him stay on when he's already working for another school is baffling.

It works out when people have integrity, like Choate. Elijah Robinson is a mercenary just like the vast majority of his players. They're getting exactly the treatment they warrant.

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is currently the active head coach, his in-home visit to McKinley may count as ATM's official head coach in-home for that recruit. I mean, surely not, right? But, if so, hahahahahahahahahaaha!!

Dear sweet baby Jesus, please make this true.   

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

Hahahahahahaha!!! Even if Texas does not sign them. The waiting til the 2nd signing day when he’s been espoused as a class leader is quite aggy

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All part of the plan, y’all. Having ER recruit for Syracuse while working for us allows us to uncover people who aren’t fully committed and bought in to A&M in advance so we don’t waste more time. I’m surprised more forward thinking programs haven’t uncovered and used this loophole but we are far ahead of the curve. 

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