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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo would be a recruiting witch at aggy and form an unholy alliance with Pastor(?) Dindy. 
 

But they’d struggle with the portal and clean recruits. I also think the culture install would take a least 3 years. The aggy roster is talented, but full of shitheads who don’t want to work. 

Dabo is absolutely not a recruiting witch like Jimbo.

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo would be a recruiting witch at aggy and form an unholy alliance with Pastor(?) Dindy. 
 

But they’d struggle with the portal and clean recruits. I also think the culture install would take a least 3 years. The aggy roster is talented, but full of shitheads who don’t want to work. 

2 Th. 3:10

“Those unwilling to labor shall not eat”

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

 Because he could just leave after a few years with 100 million in his pocket.

Great, now that bitch-titted, Meatloaf-looking motherfucker can go ahead and get that shitty team up for one, and only one, game next year against Texas. It’s too bad for them that those fucking idiots don’t get to play Texas every week. Fucking mediocrities. 
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I think Dabo is the only hire aggy can make to impress the national pundits which they care way too much about. 
 

Josh Pate “home run hire” plaque is the treasure they seek. 
 

I think Dabo reaches out to Greg Byrne just to be sure, and starts listening to aggy. 

37 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Dabo is absolutely not a recruiting witch like Jimbo.

Jimbo had that pot of gold he dangled in front of recruits.

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

Plus Dabo has never shown an ability to field an above average offensive line, but has fielded great defensive lines. They just had that guy, now they would pony up another Jimbo level contract for another?

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo would be a recruiting witch at aggy, and form an unholy alliance with Pastor(?) Dindy. 
 

Other teams are going to stop paying croots?  Weird.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo is the only hire aggy can make to impress the national pundits which they care way too much about. 
 

Josh Pate “home run hire” plaque is the treasure they seek. 
 

I think Dabo reaches out to Greg Byrne just to be sure, and starts listening to aggy. 

I think the national pundits are cooling on Dabo and the similarities to the Jimbo hire are striking. It would be far from universal praise.

The Dabo culture clash would be huge, too. Going from practice optional smoking weed in the locker room to a religious hardass would have Jimbo’s 5*s headed for the exits.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

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Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus. What a great reference and an underrated film.

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think the national pundits are cooling on Dabo and the similarities to the Jimbo hire are striking. It would be far from universal praise.

But it would be good bull. Another sitting national championship winning corch! amirite?

5 minutes ago, Vermin said:

The Dabo culture clash would be huge, too. Going from practice optional smoking weed in the locker room to a religious hardass would have Jimbo’s 5*s headed for the exits.

The McKinneys are here for it. Many other 5 stars aren’t. 

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

The same reason Jimbo left FSU. 

Clemson looks to be in decline. When you know your program has shit the bed you look to start over. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo is the only hire aggy can make to impress the national pundits which they care way too much about. 
 

Josh Pate “home run hire” plaque is the treasure they seek. 
 

I think Dabo reaches out to Greg Byrne just to be sure, and starts listening to aggy. 

Nah, most the national pundits are already saying this would be a very similar hire to Jimbo. A coach with past success who s clearly regressing at his current school. 

Dabo just seems like a really weird hire. 

1) He's an exact clone of Jimbo. Beating bad ACC teams and a regressing program at Clemson. 

2) He seems unwilling to play the transfer portal game which is a necessity these days. 

3) He's been extremely vocal against NIL/criticizing paying players. 

 

These guys...Collie Station's version of The Rockettes?

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All this speculation from Liucci about head coaches who are already under contract and fully committed to other schools possibly transferring to coach A&M is very unprofessional and is journalistic malpractice!  I demand an apology and will be looking into filing a lawsuit!

31 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Nah, most the national pundits are already saying this would be a very similar hire to Jimbo. A coach with past success who s clearly regressing at his current school. 

Real Ags don't believe the lies of the Librul Media. #noCR

Edit: I meant the BOMC.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Plus Dabo has never shown an ability to field an above average offensive line, but has fielded great defensive lines. They just had that guy, now they would pony up another Jimbo level contract for another?

None of that matters.  It's too perfect of a hire.  The only thing that matters is what is the total cost of the buyout for Dabo.   

Its the same fucking playbook as the Fisher hire.  Why would they not do it?

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1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri in Amadeus. What a great reference and an underrated film.

But it would be good bull. Another sitting national championship winning corch! amirite?

Um...

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Maybe under-remembered. 

 

12 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

None of that matters.  It's too perfect of a hire.  The only thing that matters is what is the total cost of the buyout for Dabo.   

Its the same fucking playbook as the Fisher hire.  Why would they not do it?

It would be absolutely exquisite. Quintessential Aggy… 

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

This makes me think Dabo isn’t interested. He’s already got his golden parachute retirement plan in place where he is. 

Are y’all suggesting Dabo vehemently urging fans “to buy Clemson stock,” was just an elaborate pump and dump?

5 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Mark Mangino is a big human does that count? It would definitely shock college football 

He's lost a whole bunch of weight and looks much healthier thexse days. 

5 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Lol.   Billy has to be the luckiest SOB in Collie Station.    He spews speculative non sense and propaganda in almost every sentence and gets paid big bucks for doing it.   And the aggys just slurp it up.  

Well, it is a jizz jar culture.

6 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They don’t need a 5 star culture when they have a jizz jar culture. 

It was right there, and you were so close. 
 

They don’t need a 5 star culture when they have a 5 jar culture.

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hilarious that deboer can’t even get a majority after 262 votes 

I mean he'd even got a built in name ready today that's perfect for aggy too 

 

DeBoner 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was right there, and you were so close. 
 

They don’t need a 5 star culture when they have a 5 jar culture.

Jizz jar was the line! Not 5 jar. I’m going with jizz jar!

24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It was right there, and you were so close. 
 

They don’t need a 5 star culture when they have a 5 jar culture.

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53 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Jizz jar was the line! Not 5 jar. I’m going with jizz jar!

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8 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:



Just spitballing but I wonder if this will have an impact on aggy being put into a bidding war for their 1st5th, 15th choice. Trayler/Elko cant use the Arkansas job as a bidder.

And here I thought Robert Paulson died 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hilarious that deboer can’t even get a majority after 262 votes 

Its like they are trying to vote for a new speaker 

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6 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Lol.   Billy has to be the luckiest SOB in Collie Station.    He spews speculative non sense and propaganda in almost every sentence and gets paid big bucks for doing it.   And the aggys just slurp it up.  

So you're telling us he's Kim Jong Un. Makes sense seeing that he lives in that shithole

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And here I thought Robert Paulson died 

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Sir, excuse me, but that's Biff Poggi.

Apparently Fisch is an asshole and extremely hard to work for.

That said I have been impressed at what he’s done at Arizona. 

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11 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci was apparently saying to watch out West too. Sounds like it might be Jedd Fisch. 

 

Lost to a Mississippi school this year, so he fits the bill

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Apparently Fisch is an asshole and extremely hard to work for.

That said I have been impressed at what he’s done at Arizona. 

Fisch would not be great. 

Fisch feels like a major roll of the dice based on 1 season. 

1-11, 5-7, and 8-3 in 3 years at Arizona. 

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Apparently Fisch is an asshole and extremely hard to work for.

That said I have been impressed at what he’s done at Arizona. 

Harbaugh, Saban, and Fisch are really hard to work for, but they win.

So ditch the whining support staff and start winning…

Billy Napier is tracking Charlie Strong going 6-7 and then likely 5-7. 

Fisch might be going home.

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Dabo is the only hire aggy can make to impress the national pundits which they care way too much about. 
 

Josh Pate “home run hire” plaque is the treasure they seek. 
 

I think Dabo reaches out to Greg Byrne just to be sure, and starts listening to aggy. 

Josh Pate carrying aggy water every segment is fucking bizarre. Plus he's friends with Looch, so you have to question his acumen. But I do enjoy his everybody gets a trophy schtick

Fisch has been coaching for 26 years, has had 15 jobs, and never been any place longer than 3 years.  Is that considered itinerant?

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