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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

When does Reuben Fatheree hit the road?

That would initiate my overdose.

On 4/3/2023 at 3:40 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

If Bisontits is starting at a tackle spot, they are more fucked than i thought.

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On 4/3/2023 at 4:08 PM, NoName said:

if you want a real laugh here was A&M in the second half vs South Carolina

  • 7 plays, punt
  • 3 and out
  • 3 and out
  • 3 plays, 24 yards, TD - all 24 yards were rushing after a Rattler fumble
  • 5 plays, punt - this is when they pulled Haynes King
  • 3 and out - this is when they dropped in Weigman
  • 4 plays give it over on downs. drive starts with 3:04 left in the game at the A&M 12, A&M down 21-30.
  • then South Carolina gets it on the 12 and goes 4 plays for 9 yards before giving it back
  • still down 9 points. they go 7 plays for 83 yards and a FG wit 10 seconds left.
  • they get the onside kick down 6 points and at the 50 and have 2 more incomplete passes

but sure. a horrific stretch. incredible hot streak. A&M scores 10 total points in the 2nd half. only close because SC can't punch it in from the 12.

here is what the win prob looked like for the game:

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here is what the team stats looked percentile wise:

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A&M was terrible on dropbacks, terrible on explosive plays, terrible on rushing plays, terrible on run stuff rate and honestly lucky to be in the game at all. they ran 20 more plays than SC. they had 10 more 1st downs. they were just not good. they had no business winning the game by basically any measure. they were horrific in the 2nd half, just horrible.

that entire post needs to be on secrant

no group or cohort of individuals in the entire world shares a mass-delusion as vehemently as aggy

no one

the world isn't flat, or round

it's maroon, you stupid sips

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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That can't be real, can it? Or if it is, surely he's trying to be sarcastic. right? Don't get my hopes up you son of a bitch.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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This is currently the best show on earth.

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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So... a couple of blue-chip DL prospects that they keep using to prop up their mirage that they are recruiting well and a couple OL, which is toilet paper thin of talent already

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Sound like their WR transfer will bounce back to UTEP

7 minutes ago, Wayne said:

Sound like their WR transfer will bounce back to UTEP

This is amazing

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Damn that NIL. 

That honest hard earned texum agg money can’t compete with that ill-begotten cartel money in EP

1 minute ago, MH BEVO said:

That honest hard earned texum agg money can’t compete with that ill-begotten cartel money in EP

Either that or they will decide that Texas is funneling some of its NIL efforts to satellite schools just to take their players and make them look bad. 

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56 minutes ago, Wayne said:

Sound like their WR transfer will bounce back to UTEP

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Obligatory

6 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So a guy that started games for them last year is now 3rd string and wasn’t in the plans because…reasons? A talented guy who hates football and a cube mercenary from the Pacific Northwest that hasn’t played a snap are def the answer.

Absolutely no chance  its because their OL coach is a psychotic asshat. Zero. Nada. 

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The new Looch 44 will be the 44 scholarship players remaing this Fall. 

1 hour ago, MH BEVO said:

That honest hard earned texum agg money can’t compete with that ill-begotten cartel money in EP

It’s clearly Big Chico’s Tacos money at work. 

24 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

It’s clearly Big Chico’s Tacos money at work. 

see post #515

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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players on the OL and DL, from @AP101S's always useful grid:

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On 4/12/2023 at 7:01 PM, Wayne said:

Sound like their WR transfer will bounce back to UTEP

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Didn't take them for defund the police folks

Right. The law is the law.
16 hours ago, texifornia said:

Shot / chaser

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This kid will wind up at UF. 

FSU wasn't pushing for him to stay in the class. 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch radio. The OL is going to be so good, you guys.

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So let me get this right. An awful OLine from last season that only signed two guys in the last recruiting cycle is suddenly going to be really good? This is the same line with the same coach who they all clearly hate? And a 10 win season is expected after a 5 win season the year before where that had double the depth they have now? 

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If they aren’t good it’s because of the coaches and players

That’s some $9.95 shit right there

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27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looch radio. The OL is going to be so good, you guys.

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"10-3 is always a solid to good year." In shocking news, aggy has 1 10+ win season in the last 24 years, and 2 in the last 28 years.

 

I just laugh at anyone that takes Looch's football knowledge with a straight face. I mean a year ago he was claiming that Haynes King was the missing piece of their championship dreams.

16 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

"10-3 is always a solid to good year." In shocking news, aggy has 1 10+ win season in the last 24 years, and 2 in the last 28 years.

 

Since aggy likes to play the arbitrary cutoff game….
Texas has had 11 ten win seasons in that same 28 year time frame, plus a 14-9 bowl record.

aggy bowl record in that same time is 9-12.

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37 minutes ago, Updawg said:

If they aren’t good it’s because of the coaches and players

That’s some $9.95 shit right there

 

57 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So let me get this right. An awful OLine from last season that only signed two guys in the last recruiting cycle is suddenly going to be really good? This is the same line with the same coach who they all clearly hate? And a 10 win season is expected after a 5 win season the year before where that had double the depth they have now? 

It has to be true, because an aggy isn't allowed to lie.  Just ask one of them. 

On 4/13/2023 at 7:49 AM, NoName said:

players on the OL and DL, from @AP101S's always useful grid:

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You can go ahead and delete Aki and Moko from this table

On 4/12/2023 at 9:12 PM, Deej said:

The new Looch 44 will be the 44 scholarship players remaing this Fall. 

Holy shit I just looked because I assumed the title of the thread just hasn't been changed & I'll be damned, he just skipped out on doing it this year. That guy just can't help but be a laughing stock.

1 hour ago, Updawg said:

If they aren’t good it’s because of the coaches and players

That’s some $9.95 shit right there

For sure that is some next level analysis. I mean, what the hell else is there besides the coaching and the player? 

The "OL is going to be so good" sounds like our practice reports from 2 years ago. Turns out our DL was just complete dogshit which made the OL look good. 

These morons are too stupid to understand zero-sum and fail to realize the DL that finished 82nd in line yards last year is likely getting their shit pushed in by a mediocre OL during Spring practices.

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25 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

For sure that is some next level analysis. I mean, what the hell else is there besides the coaching and the player? 

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

You can go ahead and delete Aki and Moko from this table

portal?

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The pieces are there for a good OL so if the OL isn’t good it will be due to to the pieces. 

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The Oline “should” be good…I “think” they’ll be good…”If” they’re good…

Uh huh. And injuries never happen.

49 minutes ago, NoName said:

portal?

Aki is under investigation for raping several coeds on campus, and Moko is supposedly looking at the portal because he hates Addazio

Neither will be a big loss according to aggies 

18 hours ago, Updawg said:

If they aren’t good it’s because of the coaches and players

That’s some $9.95 shit right there

and he told it like it is.

18 hours ago, gernblansten said:

"10-3 is always a solid to good year." In shocking news, aggy has 1 10+ win season in the last 24 years, and 2 in the last 28 years.

 

Gernblansten = Kyle Umlang? 

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