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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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It’s hilarious to me to read the mods of a spurned school and admit the coach they just lost was the fallback option. 

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I'm not going to say a deal is done to bring Kentucky's Mark Stoops to Aggieland but will say I'm expecting that to be the case as early as tonight. I stated yesterday that there was real momentum on the side of the longtime Kentucky head man being Ross Bjork's choice to succeed Jimbo Fisher as Texas A&M's next head coach and as I type this update, I'm expecting we'll see Stoops arrive in College Station as early as tomorrow.

I'll have more shortly but barring something hitting a wall over the next hour or so, Mark Stoops will be making the move West across SEC country.

When I mentioned Stoops yesterday, I was about three days into chasing down said scoop. All of the 'breaking' Ryan Day or Dabo Swinney stuff was simply smoke and mirrors in the agent and coaching world, as the guys drawing the most serious interest down the stretch were Stoops and Duke's Mike Elko, along with Utah's Kyle Whittingham entering the mix late. Arizona's Jedd Fisch was close to receiving an in-person interview, as well, but the Aggies made their choice and didn't look back when going with the man who has led Big Blue Nation for the past eleven seasons.

More shortly and a full update and video feature breaking down the hire once the news becomes official. 
 

 

 

Kentucky averages 65 yards of offense less a game than aggy and barely over 200 passing a game.  Stoops offense is more boring and ancient that Jimbo's.  Lulz what an amazing hire.

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Texags is in full meltdown mode over the hire.

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Damn so Pete Chanel and espn leaked it yesterday morning huh? Then Billy gave some Aggie credibility to the leak. Saw on texags that they all think Billy was the first to say stoops last night but I saw Thames report it first.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Texags is in full meltdown mode over the hire.

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This means they struck out with EVERYONE. Aint no way Stoops was a top choice.

Lanning, Day, Deborah, Fischer, Day.  I'm sure I'm missing someone.  Looch will of course spin it as Stoops was the top choice all along.

Looch is gonna have to dig DEEEEEEP into his well of bullshit to try and come up with an angle that makes Stoops seem like not just their first choice but an ideal fit culturally and schematically at aggy. Good luck.

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Hiring Stoops will be the deal of the century. Just wait and see you stupid sips. I’m at the office if you’re man enough to fight!

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Christ. They paid $76 million for the right to hire Mark Stoops?
 

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Guy on the aggy 247 site that's usually a reliable insider says Robinson isn't returning.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Guy on the aggy 247 site that's usually a reliable insider says Robinson isn't returning.

Wow

Stoops agree to a pay cut, or are they going to be paying him 9-10 million in addition to jimbo’s 6?

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7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Guy on the aggy 247 site that's usually a reliable insider says Robinson isn't returning.

Failure 

The thread of Tarp saying Stoops is the next Head Coach currently has 77 down votes and counting.

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Taking it well

 

 

Just now, Post Oak said:

Taking it well

 

 

I'm never seen him with a smile on his face to begin with. 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

What OC's has he had?

He uses DCs for both sides of the ball.  

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Taking it well

 

 

That kids the teenager who got rejected from atm I believe. 

The amount of money they're going to be paying for both Cuckbo and Mark Stoops moving forward...

 

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4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He uses DCs for both sides of the ball.   

If it works for Bill Belicheck...

 

Well..."works"

Someone didn’t like the hire so they leaked it. Notice all the confirmations condition it on “things not falling apart”.   They never disappoint. 

TexAgs not taking down all the negative posts. Strange. 

16 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Oh yea what’s up?

Said aggy had their guy and it would start trickling out Saturday night or Sunday morning. Looch said not true. Stoops is being hired by aggy.

Said Stewart would not travel to the LSU game and was entering the portal. Looch said not true. Stewart didn't travel.

Robinson leaving is going to decimate that roster.

5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Someone didn’t like the hire so they leaked it. Notice all the confirmations condition it on “things not falling apart”.   They never disappoint. 

This is exactly what's going on.

Wait, they paid $76,000,000 to fire Jimbo so they could hire Jimbo’s first Defensive Coordinator? Hahaha.

3 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They got rejected by everyone 

Can’t you read?  Stoops was the one and only choice per billy, and every other name mentioned was “smoke and mirrors” by agents. Even the ones billy himself kept mentioning, apparently. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t you read?  Stoops was the one and only choice per billy, and every other name mentioned was “smoke and mirrors” by agents. Even the ones billy himself kept mentioning, apparently. 

Billy admitting he lies to his subscribers to run interference for a terrible aggy hire. Just amazing all around. 

56 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Texags is in full meltdown mode over the hire.

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You know what I love about this weekend? Aggy lost to LSU and not one fuck was given by this board.

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Damn they are truly fucked.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

You know what I love about this weekend? Aggy lost to LSU and not one fuck was given by this board.

I didn't know that happened until just now when I saw this post.

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You know what I love about this weekend? Aggy lost to LSU and not one fuck was given by this board.

An aggy loss feeds a man for a day. A bad aggy hire can feed a man for a decade.

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