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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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this game did more to set offense in football back than anything not involving the ferentz family, and in the end stoops out-jimbo’d jimbo to seal the loss. 

That was the big win Looch pointed to in Jimbo's first year to show things were on the right track.  A huge win over ranked...Kentucky.  The secsecsec ranking circle jerk personified in one team.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Guy on the aggy 247 site that's usually a reliable insider says Robinson isn't returning.

That would be amazing, that defensive line class will blow apart like an aggy bonfire.

So they fired Jimbo and start the $76m buyout to retain their defensive coaching staff and remnants of their #1 recruiting class. Then they hire Mark fucking stoops, an even worse offensive mind and turnover the staff and recruiting class anyways???? Lololololol.

All those mercenaries on the DL will bolt.  S. Stewart, Nolan, Overton.  Guys who can go into the draft like Jackson, Turner, and Diggs are gone.  Where does McKinley end up if Robinson is indeed gone?

The factions must be fighting.  This leak is attempting to scuttle the deal like when they leaked Texas to the SEC to round up support to stop it.  I wonder if the deal could be scuttled at this point? 

2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

The factions must be fighting.  This leak is attempting to scuttle the deal like when they leaked Texas to the SEC to round up support to stop it.  I wonder if the deal could be scuttled at this point? 

Not without ruining the next potential hire IMO. This is a bit different....

I didn’t think anything would top IT saying Gary Kubiak was under serious consideration for the Texas job, but this does it. Absolutely amazing, I’ll be the first to say we are winning by 40 next year. 

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This is better than Christmas. Sorry Jesus, your birthday takes a backseat to aggy lighting 100 million bucks on fire to hire a coach with a 72-64 record at Kentucky. Nothing like firing your 7-5 coach to hire a 7-5 coach. I am not trying to be greedy but please, please hire Mike Stoops. Mark I fucking BEG you…hire your brother

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This is better than Christmas. Sorry Jesus, your birthday takes a backseat to aggy lighting 100 million bucks on fire to hire a coach with a 72-64 record at Kentucky. Nothing like firing your 7-5 coach to hire a 7-5 coach. I am not trying to be greedy but please, please hire Mike Stoops. Mark I fucking BEG you…hire your brother

You tryna to tell me Jesus likes stupid people?

So walk me through this..

Fire Jimbo and eat the $$$

Didnt have a successor in place or at least well down the road

Strike out with many other coaches

Decide the best "name" hire is to "poach" the current HC from UK

Then fail to understand that the guys that are keeping your mercenaries still there aren't going to match with Stoops

and as an added plus you also are saddled with his brother as a LB coach...

8 minutes ago, RabidM said:

The factions must be fighting.  This leak is attempting to scuttle the deal like when they leaked Texas to the SEC to round up support to stop it.  I wonder if the deal could be scuttled at this point? 

Agree. The leak by Looch and other propagandists at pretty much the same time about the unculminated hire was a last ditch attempt to scuttle the deal. Kinda like what they tried to do with the "Texas to SEC" break.

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This is better than Christmas. Sorry Jesus, your birthday takes a backseat to aggy lighting 100 million bucks on fire to hire a coach with a 72-64 record at Kentucky. Nothing like firing your 7-5 coach to hire a 7-5 coach. I am not trying to be greedy but please, please hire Mike Stoops. Mark I fucking BEG you…hire your brother

Nobody puts Jesus in the corner.

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So walk me through this..

Fire Jimbo and eat the $$$

Didnt have a successor in place or at least well down the road

Strike out with many other coaches

Decide the best "name" hire is to "poach" the current HC from UK

Then fail to understand that the guys that are keeping your mercenaries still there aren't going to match with Stoops

and as an added plus you also are saddled with his brother as a LB coach...

Well when you put it that way..

 

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2 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Agree. The leak by Looch and other propagandists at pretty much the same time about the unculminated hire was a last ditch attempt to scuttle the deal. Kinda like what they tried to do with the "Texas to SEC" break.

Who is trying to break it though?

 

Looch is basically the athletic depts talking dummy.  So for this logic, either the regents/sharp are hiring him and Bjork is trying to sabotage it....or he's Bjorks guy and the Athletic dept I'd leaking it in full revolt....

 

Neither seem particularly likely.

Just FYI.... if you are interested... here is Stoops current staff...

https://collegefootballnetwork.com/kentucky-wildcats-coaching-staff/

Offensive Coordinator: Liam Cohen

Defensive Coordinator: Brad White

Special Teams Coordinator: Jay Boulware

Tight Ends Coach: Vince Marrow

Safeties Coach: Frank Buffalo

Defensive Backs Coach: Chris Collins

Defensive Line Coach: Anwar Stewart

Inside Linebackers: Mike Stoops

Wide Receivers: Scott Woodward

Offensive Line Coach: Zach Yenser

 

Oof Mike Stoops has fallen far. He’s going to be panhandling soon.

There’s another anwar?  And wasn’t Scott Woodward their last AD?  Finally, didn’t jay boulware suck terribly at ou?

wait one more- they have an inside lb coach but not an outside lb coach?

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34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Damn they are truly fucked.

 

 

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Wasn’t Robinson the only reason McKinley didn’t decommit? 

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Who is trying to break it though?

 

Looch is basically the athletic depts talking dummy.  So for this logic, either the regents/sharp are hiring him and Bjork is trying to sabotage it....or he's Bjorks guy and the Athletic dept I'd leaking it in full revolt....

 

Neither seem particularly likely.

 Right, it is hard to say without any knowledge of the inner workings of their decision-making circle, but my read is, that whoever made Looch and others leak it at the 12th hour are opposed to this hire.

 

Gerry, Thamel, Feldman have already publicly mentioned that there are competing factions in this search so this kind so scenario playing out is not totally unexpected.

7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Just FYI.... if you are interested... here is Stoops current staff...

https://collegefootballnetwork.com/kentucky-wildcats-coaching-staff/

Offensive Coordinator: Liam Cohen

Defensive Coordinator: Brad White

Special Teams Coordinator: Jay Boulware

Tight Ends Coach: Vince Marrow

Safeties Coach: Frank Buffalo

Defensive Backs Coach: Chris Collins

Defensive Line Coach: Anwar Stewart

Inside Linebackers: Mike Stoops

Wide Receivers: Scott Woodward

Offensive Line Coach: Zach Yenser

 

Jay Boulware and the fucking 🐐 Mikey Stoops…bring ‘em all over

Marrow is their hotshot recruiter. He's from the Midwest and pulls kids out of Ohio. I'm not even sure he'd leave for A&M.

6 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Wasn’t Robinson the only reason McKinley didn’t decommit? 

And Tyanthony Smith really likes Durkin..

Stoops staff are probably looking at this shitshow and will bail. Stoops will have to replace them with recent high school graduates who played ball, like a lesser version of Lance Harbor.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

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I like Josh but is he 3 years old? Does he not remember Schiano clusterfuck. You don't have to tweet.

Quit being so hyperbolic

 

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

I like Josh but is he 3 years old? Does he not remember Schiano clusterfuck. You don't have to tweet.

Quit being so hyperbolic

 

Plus this is aggy.  After the emergency looch, they'll fall in line.

There is jsut no way A&M will let Robinson go... unless of course Robinson is getting legit DC offers or a low level HC job. Still think Syracuse would be a great fit.

Thats going to be a very uncomfortable phone call between Bjork and Stoops in the morning.  Followed by the call to Traylor. 

Remember when Sark wanted to hire Stoops as an assistant coach and the fans had a fucking revolt. 

These assholes hired him, as HC.

Just now, crash_davis said:

Remember when Sark wanted to hire Stoops as an assistant coach and the fans had a fucking revolt. 

These assholes hired him, as HC.

Different Stoops. 

Remember when Sark wanted to hire Stoops as an assistant coach and the fans had a fucking revolt. 
These assholes hired him, as HC.

That was Mike Stoops.
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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Remember when Sark wanted to hire Stoops as an assistant coach and the fans had a fucking revolt. 

These assholes hired him, as HC.

I mean…those were different people…but you’re cooking so imma let it slide 

I think this deal gets scuttled.  The leaking faction wins, unless their AD is just that stubborn and thinks he knows better than anyone else... 

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Remember when Sark wanted to hire Stoops as an assistant coach and the fans had a fucking revolt. 

These assholes hired him, as HC.

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2 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I think this deal gets scuttled.  The leaking faction wins, unless their AD is just that stubborn and thinks he knows better than anyone else... 

you’re probably right. After this fiasco not even Traylor will return aggy phone calls 

Why would stoops take a downgrade from Kentucky to aggy. That’s like sark leaving Texas to coach at New Mexico State 

14 minutes ago, Vermin said:

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Clearly he missed the time we hired Mike Stoops for like 30 minutes.

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