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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Just now, Vertigo said:

Clearly he missed the time we hired Mike Stoops for like 30 minutes.

This is so much bigger it’s for the HC spot and not just a position coach. 

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

you’re probably right. After this fiasco not even Traylor will return aggy phone calls 

Nah... Traylor would probably still take the job.  That's a huge promotion for him. 

Yeah, I’m thinking this is going to fall apart but I’m loving the show 

Just now, UncleSonny said:

Yeah, I’m thinking this is going to fall apart but I’m loving the show 

Isn’t Brent Z a stenographer for Shape? Guess admin doesn’t like it.

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Yeah, I’m thinking this is going to fall apart but I’m loving the show 

The more chaos the better. Get this shit show to a rolling boil and watch the portal fill up quick.

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Yeah, I’m thinking this is going to fall apart but I’m loving the show 

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

Who would go there if they scuttle Stoops

Depends on how much they're paying. The new guy is getting an employment contract with guaranteed money.  They might be forced down a tier of coach, but people will want that job. 

You know... if this UCLA game keeps on track, ole Chip Kelly will be available in like 3 hours..

Just now, Vertigo said:

The more chaos the better. Get this shit show to a rolling boil and watch the portal fill up quick.

This bigger the shitshow regarding Stoops, it further weakens their hand with whomever they target next. Also, they presumably want to wrap up this search before the transfer deadline and early signing period. So that is going to start working against them pretty soon now.  Aggy is far up shit creek in this search and riders are all peddling in different directions. I am here for it.

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4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Depends on how much they're paying. The new guy is getting an employment contract with guaranteed money.  They might be forced down a tier of coach, but people will want that job. 

The obviously aren't paying much if they have to settle for mini-Stoops

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

You know... if this UCLA game keeps on track, ole Chip Kelly will be available in like 3 hours..

Splash. Hire. 7-5 in the P12 is like 7-5 in the SEC stupid sip.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

The obviously aren't paying much if they have to settle for mini-Stoops

Stoops makes like 8 or 9 million a year. 

Coming From A Kentucky Fan, re: Stoops

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BBN21

10:07p 

I can't begin to imagine how yall feel about this. A good chunk of BBN has been wanting him gone and the only thing stopping it was his insane buyout. He was making $9M per year and basically is a 7-8 win coach with a 9-10 win season every 4 years or so. The last two seasons were disappoints, especially this season. 

I just can't understand what your AD is thinking here. We didn't think anyone would try to hire him after this train wreck of a season, especially not a top program like A&M. 

All I can say is good luck and thank you for getting UK out of his ridiculous contract. Get ready for frustration over the offense and every game being 28-21 type scores. He's had 5 different OC's in his time at UK. They mostly all had a reputation for airing it out before they got here and either got fired or left on their own for lack of production. Stoops is as conservative as they come and handcuffs his OC.

That kids the teenager who got rejected from atm I believe. 

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On 11/24/2023 at 2:14 PM, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy ... this is about Lane Kiffin & Texas A&M.

Said earnestly, without a hint of irony or facetiousness.

 

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The floor is the ceiling 

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They're going to pay close to $100 million for the buyouts of Jimbo and his staff as well as the Kentucky buyout, plus $10 mil/year, in order to hire Mark Fucking Stoops?

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Fuck... Schiano'ed

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

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16 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Coming From A Kentucky Fan, re: Stoops

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BBN21

10:07p 

I can't begin to imagine how yall feel about this. A good chunk of BBN

This guy would be good with it

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Well, Gerry should be able to confirm if Stoops was the name he heard now...

Knew it was too good to be true.

If that's the name they're floating now to make the eventual hire look good, they're still fucked.

What a shitshow.  What coach wants to be a part of that mess of a program and school. 

Fuck. I just caught up on like 8 pages before wanting to go to sleep and now I get this cliffhanger! Thanks Aggies for all the drama! And go fuck yourself Looch 

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

This is better than Christmas. Sorry Jesus, your birthday takes a backseat to aggy lighting 100 million bucks on fire to hire a coach with a 72-64 record at Kentucky. Nothing like firing your 7-5 coach to hire a 7-5 coach. I am not trying to be greedy but please, please hire Mike Stoops. Mark I fucking BEG you…hire your brother

No Stoops is on you. God just did the opposite because you put Christmas second. 

LOL at both Stoops brothers being left holding their dicks after thinking they had been hired by universities in Texas.  That's funny as fuck.  

Hi. Just wanted to let y'all know that I am NOT taking the open position of head football coach at Texas A&M. I'm excited about what I'm doing at my middle class middle management job and think the future here is bright.

Imagine putting yourself in a situation where Mark Stoops can say he turned you down.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This was probably leaked to soften the blow of who they’re actually getting.

No, Stoops got Schiano'd.

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Long story short, this one never got to the finish line and the roadblock was tonight's meeting to approve the hire involving the A&M brass.

With this news breaking as I type, I can say I've never seen anything like this but have also been on the phone with every level of this thing throughout the night and think this is very likely to go one of two ways for the Aggies:

The Ags pivot and tab former DC and Duke boss Mike Elko and team him with Elijah Robinson and a new-look staff or simply remove the interim tag from E-Rob and revamp things from there accordingly. Either way would be wildly popular with players and the current recruits.

I don’t know if he’s teasing anything specific, but somebody’s head has to roll for the embarrassing night they had and it sounds like Stoops was Bjorks guy so I wonder if he’s officially done 

They’d either have to make the hire before firing bjork, or make the hire without an AD.  It’s a clusterfuck either way. 

4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

The Ags pivot and tab former DC and Duke boss Mike Elko and team him with Elijah Robinson and a new-look staff or simply remove the interim tag from E-Rob and revamp things from there accordingly. Either way would be wildly popular with players and the current recruits.

This means it’s Robinson. Classic Looch, present two options, one decidedly better than the other but present them as equally great outcomes 

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Long story short, this one never got to the finish line and the roadblock was tonight's meeting to approve the hire involving the A&M brass.

With this news breaking as I type, I can say I've never seen anything like this but have also been on the phone with every level of this thing throughout the night and think this is very likely to go one of two ways for the Aggies:

The Ags pivot and tab former DC and Duke boss Mike Elko and team him with Elijah Robinson and a new-look staff or simply remove the interim tag from E-Rob and revamp things from there accordingly. Either way would be wildly popular with players and the current recruits.

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I just overdosed on aggy misery.

What has Elijah Robinson done to show he can run a program and recruit against Texas, Bama, LSU, OU for the elite regional talent.  What coaches are going to come work for him.   Dude is going to flame out big time at aggy.

Just now, victory88 said:

What has Elijah Robinson done to show he can run a program and recruit against Texas, Bama, LSU, OU for the elite regional talent.  What coaches are going to come work for him.   Dude is going to flame out big time at aggy.

Dropping bags in NJ count or nah?

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