November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post There are literally no words for this entire EPIC fuck up and misstep by Aggie. Their arrogance thinking they could attract ANY coach they wanted is typical. There are no actual aggie jokes, there are real stories that are so dumb, you have to think they aren’t real and a joke. This coaching search proves this theory. The only analogy that comes to mind is the guy who meets some chick at a bar, goes home, divorces his wife, loses everything for the new girl, and the new chick is a tranny.
November 26, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: From Liucci Long story short, this one never got to the finish line and the roadblock was tonight's meeting to approve the hire involving the A&M brass. With this news breaking as I type, I can say I've never seen anything like this but have also been on the phone with every level of this thing throughout the night and think this is very likely to go one of two ways for the Aggies: The Ags pivot and tab former DC and Duke boss Mike Elko and team him with Elijah Robinson and a new-look staff or simply remove the interim tag from E-Rob and revamp things from there accordingly. Either way would be wildly popular with players and the current recruits. Absolute best way to run a football program filled with culture rot: hire guys to keep the culture rot in place. What could go wrong?
November 26, 20232 yr It seems amazingly impossible for one program to consistently be the laughingstock of the college football world, but here we are.
November 26, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: It seems amazingly impossible for one program to consistently be the laughingstock of the college football world, but here we are. I said almost the same thing to Brent Zwinerman on Twitter. And not just football, but all sports. How a school with the resources, student base, alumni base etc ... that A&M has doesn't somehow just LUCK into a championship in football, baseball, basketball etc .... It defies rational statistical probability.
November 26, 20232 yr If the AD is now a dead man walking, and I can certainly buy that, what coach in their right mind would take that job until there’s a new AD in place? No one in a position of strength is doing that. No agent would give the advice to take that gig with that issues hanging out there.
November 26, 20232 yr It’s remarkable to come to the realization that Elko turned aggy down, probably multiple times, for probably $11M+ per year. Much respect to Elko for having the confidence and self respect to turn it down.
November 26, 20232 yr This is the kind of recklessness you would expect from a group that truly believes they stole a great coach from a top program 6 years ago and so can just do that again because they are such a destination. All these years and mockings later and they still didn’t understand how they came to have jimbo, even though he did them the same way he did fsu.
November 26, 20232 yr “E-Rob” needs to hold out for a minimum of a one year, $50M contract. The reason being is that aggy will use him to keep the recruiting in place, and retain the vaunted best recruiting class ever. After doing this, he will promptly be fired and likely never to coach again after the highly embarrassing season plays out.
November 26, 20232 yr It’s remarkable to come to the realization that Elko turned aggy down, probably multiple times, for probably $11M+ per year. Much respect to Elko for having the confidence and self respect to turn it down.It doesn’t sound like he was in the running to begin with which is wild.
November 26, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: It’s remarkable to come to the realization that Elko turned aggy down, probably multiple times, for probably $11M+ per year. Much respect to Elko for having the confidence and self respect to turn it down. Don't make dumb shit up like that 11 million number.
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post 13 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: It’s remarkable to come to the realization that Elko turned aggy down, probably multiple times, for probably $11M+ per year. Much respect to Elko for having the confidence and self respect to turn it down. 5 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: “E-Rob” needs to hold out for a minimum of a one year, $50M contract. The reason being is that aggy will use him to keep the recruiting in place, and retain the vaunted best recruiting class ever. After doing this, he will promptly be fired and likely never to coach again after the highly embarrassing season plays out. Get a fucking grip. These are terrible takes. They’re like the aggie coaching search of forum posts.
November 26, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, utexas8 said: It doesn’t sound like he was in the running to begin with which is wild. We all know he was at the top of their list, and for good reason. The timeline is such that he likely turned them down initially, so they went to Option B and so on. As the aggy got ever more embarrassed by national pundits questioning their rightful place at the pinnacle of CFB, they would have no choice but to circle back to Elko with an even bigger deal, just to save face. And obviously he said no again. Will the Aggy circle back to him a third time?
November 26, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said: We all know he was at the top of their list, and for good reason. The timeline is such that he likely turned them down initially, so they went to Option B and so on. As the aggy got ever more embarrassed by national pundits questioning their rightful place at the pinnacle of CFB, they would have no choice but to circle back to Elko with an even bigger deal, just to save face. And obviously he said no again. Will the Aggy circle back to him a third time? In general your terrible takes are football board level hot takes. Go back there. Edited November 26, 20232 yr by NoName
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, closetojumping said: Get a fucking grip. These are terrible takes. They’re like the aggie coaching search of forum posts. E-Rob is being set up to be the fall guy next year. He should be paid handsomely for it. Otherwise he could continue his coaching career elsewhere, a career in which he presumably has a good future in. If he allows aggy to use him as a patsy for minimal money and essentially ends his career over the next year, that would be a sad deal for him personally.
November 26, 20232 yr Just now, Navin R. Johnson said: E-Rob is being set up to be the fall guy next year. He should be paid handsomely for it. Otherwise he could continue his coaching career elsewhere, a career in which he presumably has a good future in. If he allows aggy to use him as a patsy for minimal money and essentially ends his career over the next year, that would be a sad deal for him personally. No one is getting paid $50M for one season of coaching, guy. Jesus. I am not even interested in the rest of the discussion around this with you, as you seem to have wandered onto the wrong forum. SEC Rant is that way >>>>
November 26, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, closetojumping said: No one is getting paid $50M for one season of coaching, guy. Jesus. I am not even interested in the rest of the discussion around this with you, as you seem to have wandered onto the wrong forum. SEC Rant is that way >>>> How much is Jimbo getting paid not to coach?
November 26, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, Bevo said: Yes! I am here for the t-sip psyops campaign to undermine the aggy coaching search! If there is one thing aggy needs help on, it's definitely looking incompetent. They never accomplish that on their own!
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, Mother mopar said: 9 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: 50 cent has really let himself go these days. You can find me in the club Bottle full of bub Aggy I got what you need When you can't hire Bob Stoops bub
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post Burton says Bjork “is about to be canned” in his column this morning.
November 26, 20232 yr 57 minutes ago, Prime said: Texags/a&m had to have been dropping tons of private sponsorship money for late to be spewing the shit he has been about them. He’s also said A&M is better job than Michigan or Ohio state lol
November 26, 20232 yr What coach would want to be part of this clusterfuck at this point? How much money would it take? I'd ask for Jimbo money and would want it up front.
November 26, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Texags/a&m had to have been dropping tons of private sponsorship money for late to be spewing the shit he has been about them. He’s also said A&M is better job than Michigan or Ohio state lol That Academy sponsorship just keeps looking worse and worse for Pate.
November 26, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, TXpride said: But..but.. recruits!!! aggie isn't capable of thinking more than 3 months into the future. It's the only ranking they've done well in this century. Somebody has their current talent level at #4 in the country. That's top five, baby! In 2022 they won a natty in recruiting. Number one, baby! It's. All. They. Have.
November 26, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: Burton says Bjork “is about to be canned” in his column this morning. Well it's at least the 3rd time he has been publicly undermined and had his legs cut out from under him so...
November 26, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said: That Academy sponsorship just keeps looking worse and worse for Pate. What’s the connection there?
November 26, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said: When I mentioned Stoops yesterday, I was about three days into chasing down said scoop. All of the 'breaking' Ryan Day or Dabo Swinney stuff was simply smoke and mirrors in the agent and coaching world, as the guys drawing the most serious interest down the stretch were Stoops and Duke's Mike Elko, along with Utah's Kyle Whittingham entering the mix late. Arizona's Jedd Fisch was close to receiving an in-person interview, as well, but the Aggies made their choice and didn't look back when going with the man who has led Big Blue Nation for the past eleven seasons. You literally couldn’t script this up any better
November 26, 20232 yr Popular Post Not going to post all the tweets - but Bomani has been roasting delusional fans and sportswriters on Twitter who think aggy is anything more than an 8 win job.
November 26, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said: Absolute best way to run a football program filled with culture rot: hire guys to keep the culture rot in place. What could go wrong? That is funny. I hadn't thought of that, to tell the truth. Jimbo was too strict! We want Coach Robinson! Gummies for everybody! Practice attendance optional!
November 26, 20232 yr I think the Aggies are headed toward being back to back Transfer Portal champs.
November 26, 20232 yr No one is getting paid $50M for one season of coaching, guy. Jesus. I am not even interested in the rest of the discussion around this with you, as you seem to have wandered onto the wrong forum. SEC Rant is that way >>>>Not arguing this at all because it just doesn’t happen but how did miss state get rid of their coach one year in? Nobody is talking about it. It’s obvious he wasn’t gonna work but I can’t believe they did it.
November 26, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said: Is Navin Johnson drunk? Possibly, but he's definitely a jerk.
November 26, 20232 yr 31 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said: Not going to post all the tweets - but Bomani has been roasting delusional fans and sportswriters on Twitter who think aggy is anything more than an 8 win job. I'll let that slide as long as you promise to post any roasting of ari the inbred, or pate the suck-up.
November 26, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, utexas8 said: Not arguing this at all because it just doesn’t happen but how did miss state get rid of their coach one year in? Nobody is talking about it. It’s obvious he wasn’t gonna work but I can’t believe they did it. Interim tag removed he was in way over his head didn’t have the connections to hire decent OC.
November 26, 20232 yr 43 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: What’s the connection there? Nothing. I think academy was owned by Aggies but it sold to a global investment firm in the 2010s. Someone else can correct me if they know differently
November 26, 20232 yr The connection between aggy and academy is that aggy shop at academy and turn the tu merchandise upside down
November 26, 20232 yr Navin Johnson showing up as either a new poster, or more likely his latest handle, to tell us the real business with his horribad takes on what should be nothing but a fucking endless thread of joy is the worst thing that could happen on this Sunday morning. Fuck.
November 26, 20232 yr I’ve been hooked on aggy misery since Herbstreit claimed on Gameday circa 2005 that aggy was a dark horse candidate for the national championship.
November 26, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Navin Johnson showing up as either a new poster, or more likely his latest handle, to tell us the real business with his horribad takes on what should be nothing but a fucking endless thread of joy is the worst thing that could happen on this Sunday morning. Fuck. Just let it go, it’s not worth it. This is the equivalent of grandma repeatedly trying to bring up political conspiracy theories at an otherwise excellent thanksgiving evening. If you ignore him long enough he’ll tire himself out, wander off, or drink enough Chardonnay to pass out.
November 26, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, utexas8 said: Not arguing this at all because it just doesn’t happen but how did miss state get rid of their coach one year in? Nobody is talking about it. It’s obvious he wasn’t gonna work but I can’t believe they did it. Arnett only got that job because Leach died when the transfer portal was open, I believe MSU didn’t have an AD and it was after the coaching carousel had already ended. Arnett was an emergency stop gap to stop everyone from poaching MSU roster and then not getting to be able to hire a coach until after the portal had already closed if they had done a proper coaching search.
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