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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

You think any coach with self-respect, dignity, and proven ability wants any part of this:

I don't see Kiffin or Day or anybody wanting any part of that without huge money.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Surely you only get the highest post-season incentive achieved and don't stack them?

Wellll, aggy though?

Sickos Committee (great follow, BTW) says no but doesn’t cite anything. 
 

 

28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Keep on fucking that chicken, aggy

 

Just need goose stepping fake army youths to complete the rally. Oh wait. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Just need goose stepping fake army youths to complete the rally. Oh wait. 

I meant more that the last time it was "Don't care, got Jimbo" and now it's "Don't care, got Elko." In four or five years it will be "Don't care, got (insert name here)."

48 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It sounds like Liucci is saying that Elko wants to bring Santucci so he can delegate much more to defensive coaches while he is more focused on the head coaching duties. This is in line with what the Duke reporters were saying midseason (about shifting his focus). 

Elko may call plays but I think that's a pretty big assumption right now. @NoName

Yeah, Elko isn’t bringing Santucci with him to recruit. He’ll call plays.

ERob will get a nice shiny DC title, and $2 million a year. 

Just now, C-Man said:

I meant more that the last time it was "Don't care, got Jimbo" and now it's "Don't care, got Elko." In four or five years it will be "Don't care, got fucked again.”

 

Bud Elliott made a fair point on the Cover 3 podcast over the weekend. To paraphrase: The last 2 hires at A&M  had personal issues. Elko appears to have his stuff together. Because of this, Elko has a better chance of success. 
 

The aggy reaction has quite strange. They think Elko is the second coming of Slocum. Uh, is that good?!

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Taking The Sickos Committee word for it that the incentives are non-cumulative* ATM's incentives total

$8M making the playoffs

$8.5M making it to the quarter finals or winning the SECSEC

$9M CFP semis

$9.5M getting to the CFP championship game

$10.5M winning the CFP championship game

PER YEAR

 

Add them all up and it spells DESPERATE

 

*they actually are cumulative at least in-part because he gets one additional year of his base salary for making the playoffs or better.

 

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25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The last 2 hires at A&M  had personal issues. Elko appears to have his stuff together.

Does he? 

CTJ makes it sound like it's well-known that Elko is an alcoholic. 

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I meant more that the last time it was "Don't care, got Jimbo" and now it's "Don't care, got Elko." In four or five years it will be "Don't care, got (insert name here)."

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30 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bud Elliott made a fair point on the Cover 3 podcast over the weekend. To paraphrase: The last 2 hires at A&M  had personal issues. Elko appears to have his stuff together. Because of this, Elko has a better chance of success. 
 

The aggy reaction has quite strange. They think Elko is the second coming of Slocum. Uh, is that good?!

I don't have any personal issues. I would have worked for a fraction of the price with the provision that I don't ever have to dance around doing their weird songs and cheers.

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

If Elko wins a national championship game -- what he's supposedly being hired to do -- it's worth a $10.5M bonus PLUS an extra year of $7M on his contract.

I don’t think those incentives will be cumulative. 

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Let’s see.   Beloved DC goes to lesser school as HC.  Has decent success at lesser school.  Returns to lead team back to glorious victory.   His record?   31-26.   Including 3 losing seasons in 5 years.  His name?   David McWilliams.  

6 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Let’s see.   Beloved DC goes to lesser school as HC.  Has decent success at lesser school.  Returns to lead team back to glorious victory.   His record?   31-26.   Including 3 losing seasons in 5 years.  His name?   David McWilliams.  

I had this same thought. 

The McWilliams hire is much more similar to Elko than this Mack comparison simply because Mack coached in a completely different landscape in the ACC 25 years ago. 

Limited experience as a HC (Texas Tech), viewed as some type of savant because Texas Tech was such an ass program, and he previously coached at Texas so that was a big pull (I.e. culture/familiarity/etc). This is the McWilliams hire to a T. 

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51 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I meant more that the last time it was "Don't care, got Jimbo" and now it's "Don't care, got Elko." In four or five years it will be "Don't care, got (John Doe)."

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't see Kiffin or Day or anybody wanting any part of that without huge money.

Lane agrees

 

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It sounds like Liucci is saying that Elko wants to bring Santucci so he can delegate much more to defensive coaches while he is more focused on the head coaching duties. This is in line with what the Duke reporters were saying midseason (about shifting his focus). 

Elko may call plays but I think that's a pretty big assumption right now. @NoName

If those morons brought Elko on board to let some wildass combo of Santucci and Robinson make the play calls, both of whom have never called plays, they really are as dumb as everyone thinks they are.

Edit: maybe thats what they are doing that after all? Wut?

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This is maybe the most hilarious bullshit I have ever seen. Bjork is trolling them at this point. 

 

13 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is maybe the most hilarious bullshit I have ever seen. Bjork is trolling them at this point. 

 

He isn't trolling. He's just a complete moron. 

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is maybe the most hilarious bullshit I have ever seen. Bjork is trolling them at this point. 

 

Step one, defensive-minded head coach. 
 

All that’s left is elite recruiting and player development, an offense with a great QB that scores a bunch of points, and a really good culture. We’re on our way, how hard can it be! 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't have any personal issues. I would have worked for a fraction of the price with the provision that I don't ever have to dance around doing their weird songs and cheers.

Bud Elliott counterpoint, he never mentioned Jimbo’s “personal issues” in his farewell column at Tomahawk Nation. Just a lot of aggy has more money, the Florida State program has gone stale, Jimbo is getting a 2nd chance in the SEC. 
 

https://www.tomahawknation.com/platform/amp/2017/12/1/16702442/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-florida-state-fsu-coach-saturday

I can understand not bringing Jimbo’s ex-wife/family issues into it, but not saying he’s a stubborn prick, good riddance in 2017 and the. dropping the I told you so in 2023 is some self serving 9.95 bullshit. 

So if elko goes to the national championship game, he will make as much money as they paid jimbo for his 5-7 season. 
 

 

In the cfp era, it’s Alabama, Georgia, and a crazy everything comes together all at once lsu team. 
 

you can’t bottle or plan for the lsu season, those just happen to teams.  Well teams not named aggy. 
 

So do what Alabama and Georgia do. Ok easy. 

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bud Elliott counterpoint, he never mentioned Jimbo’s “personal issues” in his farewell column at Tomahawk Nation. Just a lot of aggy has more money, the Florida State program has gone stale, Jimbo is getting a 2nd chance in the SEC. 
 

https://www.tomahawknation.com/platform/amp/2017/12/1/16702442/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-florida-state-fsu-coach-saturday

I can understand not bringing Jimbo’s ex-wife/family issues into it, but not saying he’s a stubborn prick, good riddance in 2017 and the. dropping the I told you so in 2023 is some self serving 9.95 bullshit. 

The era elite of college HFCs that seem like they are enjoying their lives and mentally stable went out with Steve Spurrier, Bobby Bowden, and dare I say it, mid-2000s Mack.  It’s just one form of mental issue for another—- Saban, Urban, Jimbo at FSU, — these guys are sociopaths or stress puppets. Even Dabo is faking that home-fried bullshit, he’s messed up. I do think there’s something to the older generation like Saban and their spouses swallowing the bullshit. I have no idea why they don’t take the buyout and go play golf except they’re stress puppets that aren’t happy unless they’re unhappy. 

40 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is maybe the most hilarious bullshit I have ever seen. Bjork is trolling them at this point. 

 

He forgot "always score more points than the other team"

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

He forgot "always score more points than the other team"

Just make first downs and focus on your assignment for the next play and that will come. 

35 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

How does that taint lord still have a job?

They’ve got to keep him around for another year so he can be the scapegoat after Sark drags his nuts across Kyle field. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bud Elliott made a fair point on the Cover 3 podcast over the weekend. To paraphrase: The last 2 hires at A&M  had personal issues. Elko appears to have his stuff together. Because of this, Elko has a better chance of success. 
 

The aggy reaction has quite strange. They think Elko is the second coming of Slocum. Uh, is that good?!

Anyone that looks like Elko does at 46 assuredly has personal issues. 

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

He forgot "always score more points than the other team"

Execute.

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

He forgot "always score more points than the other team"

Do that, and most of time you’ll come home with the win… 

47 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Anyone that looks like Elko does at 46 assuredly has personal issues. 

I was thinking about it: there really hasn’t been an obese coach who’s dominated CFB in a while. Who was really the last?

Saban, Carroll, Meyer, Dabo, Mack wasn’t nearly as heavy back in 06. I guess Kirby is chubby.

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Bowden?

Yeah. Good call. He’s the latest. 

Kansas State and Wisconsin are looking like the most common potential bowl opponent for aggy. 

They are so damn lucky with these bowl games. K-State without Howard at QB? 

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3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Kansas State and Wisconsin are looking like the most common potential bowl opponent for aggy. 

They are so damn lucky with these bowl games. K-State without Howard at QB? 

Aggy will have their qb 3 playing so not sure you have a strong complaint 

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Kansas State and Wisconsin are looking like the most common potential bowl opponent for aggy. 

They are so damn lucky with these bowl games. K-State without Howard at QB? 

Avery Johnson is a fine backup. Whatever.

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Kansas State and Wisconsin are looking like the most common potential bowl opponent for aggy. 

They are so damn lucky with these bowl games. K-State without Howard at QB? 

The SEC is very good at what they do. If they field 55 scholarship players, aggy will beat Wisky.

The K State freshman QB could give them some trouble. 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Avery Johnson is a fine backup. Whatever.

Is he? 

He's thrown the ball 35 times. I think it's pretty questionable if he can throw the ball. 

36 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

This was Bobby at 46  

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So we’ve concluded that fatties can’t win natties. 

32 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is he? 

He's thrown the ball 35 times. I think it's pretty questionable if he can throw the ball. 

Who gives a shit if they win a nobody bowl though. The whole point is that they're playing a K State team that already had its starting QB and a contributing RB dip or an awful Wisky team playing air raid without any air raid parts and an injured QB. Nobody is looking at that and saying "FUCK I should have waited to sign in February instead after seeing that eye opening performance."

The only interesting part of the Aggy bowl game will be who isn't there.

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It's a big mistake not to keep this formula secret. Now everybody knows how to win a natty.

The last time KSU played aggy in a bowl, something named Jesse Ertz beat them throwing the ball 20 times while running the ball 24 times. I think KSU will be fine with Johnson.

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7 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The last time KSU played aggy in a bowl, something named Jesse Ertz beat them throwing the ball 20 times while running the ball 24 times. I think KSU will be fine with Johnson.

Dammit, who fed the ai machine some Kansas?

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8 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is he? 

He's thrown the ball 35 times. I think it's pretty questionable if he can throw the ball. 

His legs will tear up the Ags if they meet. 

I'd bet that Cooper opts out of the bowl.

9 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Is he? 

He's thrown the ball 35 times. I think it's pretty questionable if he can throw the ball. 

3 different QBs hit the portal so it's pretty clear someone told those dudes that he was going to be the man moving forward.

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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It's a big mistake not to keep this formula secret. Now everybody knows how to win a natty.

This is why nobody knows the recipe for Coca Cola or the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices. Now everyone is going to be undefeated and we will have a mess on our hands come CFP selection. 

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