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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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18 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This is why nobody knows the recipe for Coca Cola or the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices. Now everyone is going to be undefeated and we will have a mess on our hands come CFP selection. 

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I've already had coaches and trainers reach out on certain guys behalf. Those names will be withheld until they actually enter the portal.

Did Brauny just publicly admit that the message board branch of the athletic department is actively involved in tampering with currently signed player before the portal is open?

27 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Did Brauny just publicly admit that the message board branch of the athletic department is actively involved in tampering with currently signed player before the portal is open?

wrong post.

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25 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Did Brauny just publicly admit that the message board branch of the athletic department is actively involved in tampering with currently signed player before the portal is open?

They don't give a shit about rules. TexAgs has been recruiting for them since it was founded, whether it's trying to talk kids into going to A&M or making videos about them as a means of coercion. And you can count on the fact that Billy Loochie and his band of butt buddies passes along any intel they receive from a recruit or his family directly to the coaching staff.

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Ashton Funk is "pot committed".  If he wasn't before, he will be very soon in that locker room.

 

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4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They don't give a shit about rules. TexAgs has been recruiting for them since it was founded, whether it's trying to talk kids into going to A&M or making videos about them as a means of coercion. And you can count on the fact that Billy Loochie and his band of butt buddies passes along any intel they receive from a recruit or his family directly to the coaching staff.

Everyone knows that, it is just rare that the blast out publicly, though.

11 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Ashton Funk is "pot committed".  If he wasn't before, he will be very soon once he's in the locker room.

 

You might say that aggy and Funk are high on each other. 

15 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Did Texas back off Ty smith? If so, why

Luxury take and the 2025 class is absolutely loaded with better prospects. Also he kind of reaffirmed himself to A&M with the Elko hire.

30 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Did Texas back off Ty smith? If so, why

We were recruiting him but not pushing like we are with Filsaime. He would have been more of a luxury in the class whereas he is likely a day 1 starter for aggy if he gets his weight up. 

40 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

Did Texas back off Ty smith? If so, why

Gerry said a couple of days ago that we asked him to push back his official visit to a time when the staff wasn't so busy with game prep.  While that can be read at face value, I think there's also an element of "let's see if his interest is genuine and durable" with that approach.  I think Sark does that with a lot of recruits who aren't generational.  Basically he wants to see if they will take some initiative.  Well, it turns out his interest wasn't genuine.  

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2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Not off to a great start

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Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

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Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

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In modern-day usage, "cap" is often used as a verb or an adjective to describe something as fake or dishonest. For example, someone might say "He's capping" to mean "He's lying" or "That story is cap" to mean "That story is fake".

Conversely, "no cap" is used to indicate that someone is being truthful or sincere. For example, someone might say "No cap, that's the best burger I've ever had" to mean "I'm being serious, that's the best burger I've ever had."

 

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

I believe it means "recap," homie.

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Not off to a great start

I don't get it, what is he saying cap about?

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I don't get it, what is he saying cap about?

I would assume the "Begun reaching out to recruits " part.

5 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

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Suddenly craving some fried chicken for some reason.

13 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

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Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

Cap means lie in this case.

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

"He returned to the SEC West in 2023 as Jimbo Fisher's offensive coordinator at Texas A&M. Petrino's stay there proved benign, as sources said he avoided staff strife and the A&M offense played well, finishing No. 25 nationally in scoring."

Is that quote from the article accurate?

 

11 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

the A&M offense played well, finishing No. 25 nationally in scoring."

Is that quote from the article accurate?

 

 

 

Cap.

 

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1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

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Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

He's calling bullshit.

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

 

 

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19 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

So we’ve concluded that fatties can’t win natties. 

“What’s all this talk about winning a natty? That aggy team will never ……huh?, a fatty?, oh…

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8 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

“What’s all this talk about winning a natty? That aggy team will never ……huh?, a fatty?, oh…

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2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

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Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

Bruh

1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

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The older I get, the more attracted I am to that stewardess.

She would be a fun layover companion.

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Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened

 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I believe it means "recap," homie.

No that comes after cap.

25 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

No that comes after cap.

It's the pre-cap that gets me a little nervous about how the next 15-20 minutes is going to go.

11 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

 

Help an older guy out here...wtf does "cap" mean?

In this instance it's literal. He's asking aggy for a cap to fill out his table for when he announces.

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15 minutes ago, AbraCadabra said:

In this instance it's literal. He's asking aggy for a cap to fill out his table for when he announces.


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Cap

Damn, I'm an old, but I've got this. Cap is short for capricious. All the kids are sayin' it. He was way sad to see Jimbo leave, but now he is super excited to see Elko arrive in aggie land. What a whirlwind.

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened

 

 

And, so close to killing another player. Just a few more blasts to Johnson's caved-in rib cage. Sigh. He'll never be the serial killer he is in his dreams.

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He has to be a loud breather, doesn’t he?  Always a fun phone conversation when you can hear the other person wheezing like lord Vader. 

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The head coach is talking to recruits!? Watch out, college football, that's another part of the Secret Natty Recipe.

 

Interesting stuff on Elko's likely coaching staff.

("Santucci would call the defenses. It's what he did at Duke.

Elko will be looking over his shoulder.")

 

Some Wednesday morning A&M coaching notes

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Some Wednesday morning A&M coaching notes

Tarp (Aggie 247)

 

Texas A&M let three coaches walk this week who will not be coaching in the bowl game: offensive coordinator Bobby Petrino, offensive line coach Steve Addazio, and receivers’ coach Dameyun Craig. All of them were considered to be Fisher loyalists in comparison to most but not all of the other coaches on the staff. This is because they were all hired by him and also had ties to him dating back over a decade.

This is not the deficiency it appears to be on the surface (in terms of the bowl game) since if you’ve ever been to a A&M practice “analysts” did much of the on the field coaching themselves…and the Aggies will probably retain enough of those guys to handle workouts through the bowl game.

The only other coaches who were directly hired by Fisher were defensive coordinator DJ Durkin and tight ends’ coach James Coley. Durkin probably won’t be retained because he would be considered a Fisher guy. Coley has value through the bowl game in terms of his ability to coach multiple skill positions and call plays as an interim offensive coordinator. Running backs’ coach Marquel Blackwell was hired by Petrino so odds are he’ll eventually have to find a home elsewhere as well.

The remainder of the defensive side of the ball features two coaches who Elko brought in during his time in Aggieland: Elijah Robinson (who will be retained in much the same role as he had before under Fisher) and cornerback’s coach TJ Rushing. However, Elko also brought Ishmael Aristide to Duke from A&M (and promoted him from a graduate assistant to an on the field coach) when were previously in College Station.

Most of Duke’s defensive staff have been with Elko for years and so they’re liable to come with him virtually en masse, especially as the co-defensive coordinator would probably be former A&M co-defensive coordinator Tyler Santucci (who called the defenses at Duke as Elko’s defensive coordinator).

As far as we can tell, coaches both still at Duke or A&M are talking to prospects committed to their programs and they’re likely to be doing that through their bowl games in order to allow both programs to maintain some continuity. Duke has elevated running backs’ coach Trooper Taylor to interim head coach.

If Elko brings over Duke offensive coordinator Kevin Johns, then that suggests that at least one of the Blue Devils’ offensive staff will be coming over with him as well. Offensive line coach Adam Cushing worked with Johns at Northwestern in different roles between 2005 and 2010 and is considered to be highly likely to follow Johns to his next gig.

Taylor and receivers’ coach Zohn Burden are considered to be very good recruiters, especially Burden. Burden has worked parts of Virginia extensively (up until 2020 he had never worked for a school outside the state of Virginia and was at Virginia Tech for multiple seasons). Taylor has coached multiple positions at multiple programs in the South including Texas.

 

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Man I love how the coaches that leave are Fisher guys. But the ones that stay Elko and e-rob. Are not Fisher guys. They were all hired by him

15 minutes ago, linux said:

Man I love how the coaches that leave are Fisher guys. But the ones that stay Elko and e-rob. Are not Fisher guys. They were all hired by him

I enjoy this as well. Elko by definition was a Fisher guy. 

 

Also, holy shit Trooper Taylor is not only still alive but he's now a head coach. 

 

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21 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Aggie 2025 Recruiting: Bursting at the seams

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Elko must have been dieting. It looks like he’s lost 3 inches in the legs since getting that suit. 

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