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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Yeah seems like a troll job.  Cant find anything accept this tweet and its prob a fakey

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2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

 

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6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

From an aggy guy

 

E-Rob got a new Job. This might break those desperate fuckers.

12 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

E-Rob got a new Job. This might break those desperate fuckers.

They'll just have to double down the worship for M-Elk.

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

ATM tasked someone with sitting down to talk to the key players about their intentions to stay or go ahead of the Miss State game. They got responses on needs and turned around and locked a group of players up to new NIL deals that they signed. Some guys said, irrespective of Fisher being the coach or not, that they were leaving and thanks but no thanks for a new offer. Stewart was one of the guys that did this. He wasn't being tampered with, he just wanted out.

I do know that allegedly multiple other players opted for this route or weren't deemed critical, so I do expect to see some significant traffic for ATM attrition. That considered, they knew what they were doing ahead of 86'ing Fisher and some of those conversations just reinforced to the brass that dumping Fisher now had to happen. He'd been lobbying with the notion of barely losses and a 9-4 season heading into a national title run in 2024. They think they're going on a national title run in 2024 anyway.

I don't think anyone in the media or with ATM has actually critically looked at what "all that talent" actually looks like on their roster. Their OL is hopeless. Their LB situation without Cooper is bad. Their WR room is about to be wiped out. CB is really grim. Weigman is a complete question mark. They're going to need offensive coaching answers asap with the portal opening.

Meanwhile, Craig is already fucking with them by poisoning the well with a number of recruits as a typical low class move on his way out. Where does he land? Liucci is telling his audience that Petrino is actively recruiting against them and tampering with the roster as well. We know Adazzio is a low character guy as well, so if he finds a landing spot, he'll attempt dark shit as well. 

It's going to continue to be fascinating to watch.

Maybe that person should have also been tasked with sitting down to talk to the key position coach that is apparently the single most important person in Plan 2024

Aggy losing its mercenary recruits and the only good coach from Cuckbo's staff.  Who could have seen that one coming?

4 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

God bless ‘em because not much good comes out of that place. 

Most depressing city I've ever been to in the US, bar none. Deep third world vibes.

38 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

Aggy losing its mercenary recruits and the only good coach from Cuckbo's staff.  Who could have seen that one coming?

But I thought the Station was lit? How could such a happening place lose any staff to somewhere else?

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3 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

But I thought the Station was lit? How could such a happening place lose any staff to somewhere else?

It's only lit when Brewster is there.  Apparently, now Charlotte is lit.

Looch makes it sound like Robinson is going to Syracuse and aggy is making a huge last minute offer. 

I wonder if that fat fuck Ari Wasserman is rethinking his aggy is a “top 3 or 5” job bullshit if the runner up leaves to be the DC at Syracuse.

A reminder that aggy thought  Elko wouldn’t leave for anything less a top half SEC HC job and he ended up at Duke. 

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13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looch makes it sound like Robinson is going to Syracuse and aggy is making a huge last minute offer. 

Bjork: we're going to cover the $77M by tightening our belts on assistant salaries.

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aggy: the world's first $2 million position coach!

Lulz why are they so obsessed with their DL coach

The funniest thing about Robinson potentially leaving is I guarantee one of the big selling points of hiring Elko was them keeping Robinson on staff. 

1 week later he might be gone. 

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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but why?

It’s quite hilarious how those chucklefucks grift their subscribers, and they keep coming back for more.

They’re idiots. 

I think ERob filled a hole in their hearts after the passing of their previous DL coach

Where are they getting all this money from? Doesn't in run out at some point? The same people who are paying for Jimbo's buyout, are they not the same people you are asking for NIL and bag money from?

10 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


I think ERob filled a hole in their hearts after the passing of their previous DL coach

ERob was proof to the world that they really did have a black friend. Billy wanted to make sure everyone knew that. 

11 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Where are they getting all this money from? Doesn't in run out at some point? The same people who are paying for Jimbo's buyout, are they not the same people you are asking for NIL and bag money from?

An aggy and his money are easily parted.

Maybe all that matters is money but at some point Robinson has to feel slighted by aggy. 

1) He was passed over for HC.

2) Now it sounds like Robinson won't even be the 2nd in charge of the defense (I.e. Elko and Santucci). 

They're telling him straight up that all they view him as is a recruiter. 

If only they'd had Robinson these last 6 years, they might have won something.

58 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Where are they getting all this money from? Doesn't in run out at some point? The same people who are paying for Jimbo's buyout, are they not the same people you are asking for NIL and bag money from?

They’re following the US government business model.

6 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Where are they getting all this money from? Doesn't in run out at some point? The same people who are paying for Jimbo's buyout, are they not the same people you are asking for NIL and bag money from?

Hasn't Bjork straight up said something along the lines of they'll "figure out" how to make Jimbo's yearly buy out payments from the athletic budget?

The easy answer is, they're managing their finances just like many other aggy grads we know.  Keep buying shit on credit and "figure out" how to pay for it later.

8 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

But I thought the Station was lit? How could such a happening place lose any staff to somewhere else?

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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How about those who said big time coaches were burning up the phone lines, and we'd be blown away by the sitting head coach at a prominent program in the lead, fuckwad? 

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The loser's buffer against the bad feels of losing: we weren't surprised, so it's no big deal. Strange.

 

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Problem is Robinson wants to be a coordinator. He has multiple options to be one now. This is a - I want to move up or I'm just here for the money decision. Fran Brown is quite the recruiter, I think he pulls it off.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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How about those who said big time coaches were burning up the phone lines, and we'd be blown away by the sitting head coach at a prominent program in the lead, fuckwad? 

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The loser's buffer against the bad feels of losing: we weren't surprised, so it's no big deal. Strange.

 

Billy always knows. He just can’t tell you. Stupid sip. 
 

Those dumb bastards lap it up. 

With how Billy acted surprised that they hired Elko instead of making Robinson the head coach, at least he claims he was hearing Robinson was it before they announced Elko, I wonder if Robinson thought it was his job and then feels like the rug got perked out from under we him.  There was definitely a concerted effort to make Robinson look good as interim.

31 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

With how Billy acted surprised that they hired Elko instead of making Robinson the head coach, at least he claims he was hearing Robinson was it before they announced Elko, I wonder if Robinson thought it was his job and then feels like the rug got perked out from under we him.  There was definitely a concerted effort to make Robinson look good as interim.

It's a lingering sting when the rug gets disturbed, especially when it ties the room together, dude.

Elko urinated on E-Rob’s rug. Aggy thought E-Rob would not take offense to that aggression, but it appears he did 

Come on guys, we all know Syracuse is lit and one of the premier coaching destinations in the country.

When they elevated Robinson above both existing Coordinators they must have made all sorts of promises to him and lovingly slobbered to him about his importance to the program for this season and to the future. They may have even told him he'd be a strong candidate for head coach going forward if they liked what they saw over the next couple weeks. He was after all the only fill-in available who could minimize the portal and de-commit damage. But after they buttered him up they went and hired a fat bourbon-soaked turkey from Duke and his mediocre friend as DC. Robinson would be back in the same place as before, reporting to 2 other coaches. Then you add obvious racial issues on top of all that. Now Robinson is at least flirting with exiting collie station they're realizing they still need him and they're digging a bit deeper into their pockets than they must have planned on last week. The question is, will he accept the new new higher salary and meaningless job title change in exchange for swallowing his pride.

I find it ironic (I used irony correctly here?) that Ross fired Jimbo because he felt like they were stalling or in neutral or whatever yet they want to keep the coach they feel they need the most by keeping him in neutral. 

2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

With how Billy acted surprised that they hired Elko instead of making Robinson the head coach, at least he claims he was hearing Robinson was it before they announced Elko, I wonder if Robinson thought it was his job and then feels like the rug got perked out from under we him.  There was definitely a concerted effort to make Robinson look good as interim.

It’s hard to tell what the truth is. Liucci is part of the leadership at Texas A&M, as absurd as that is. He lies when it suits them and I’m sure sometimes they don’t tell him everything. But he’s part of their leadership, so he always disseminates whatever narrative they want out there. True or not. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s hard to tell what the truth is. Liucci is part of the leadership at Texas A&M, as absurd as that is. He lies when it suits them and I’m sure sometimes they don’t tell him everything. But he’s part of their leadership, so he always disseminates whatever narrative they want out there. True or not. 

Looch was dispatched to give E-Rob false hope so the team didn't mutiny and refuse to play out the season.

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Now Robinson is at least flirting with exiting collie station they're realizing they still need him and they're digging a bit deeper into their pockets than they must have planned on last week.

I believe that they believe their own delusional statements suggesting working for A&M is reward enough on its own. 

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

Looch was dispatched to give E-Rob false hope so the team didn't mutiny and refuse to play out the season.

This sounds very plausible. Hopefully E-Rob burns it all down on the way out.

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