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3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Ainias Smith is sitting out the bowl and going pro. You hate to see it. 

If Stewart bolts and so does Muhammed, that's a WR room full of JAG's.

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Stewart bolts and so does Muhammed, that's a WR room full of JAG's.

inshallah

30 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Ainias Smith is sitting out the bowl and going pro. You hate to see it. 

Going pro in sports?

14 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Going pro in sports?

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Texasfootballscoop is saying the Duke S&C that the aggy boards were so fired up about is now not coming lulz.

Also said Santucci isn't coming and that Robinson will decide in next few days if he's leaving or not.

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Also said Santucci isn't coming and that Robinson will decide in next few days if he's leaving or not.

So there's a bidding war between Syracuse and aggy.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Texasfootballscoop is saying the Duke S&C that the aggy boards were so fired up about is now not coming lulz.

Also said Santucci isn't coming and that Robinson will decide in next few days if he's leaving or not.

Not only are they not coming... They said NO.  Apparently Texas HS coaches were more important or something like that...

LOL.  So any guesses on who actually ends up on Milk-o's staff? Seems like nobody else wants any part of Aggy.

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Ainias Smith is sitting out the bowl and going pro. You hate to see it. 

In something other than sports?

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Fun fact: this shitty Louisville team beat new Aggie savior’s Mike Elko’s Duke team 23-0 earlier this year 

14 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Fun fact: this shitty Louisville team beat new Aggie savior’s Mike Elko’s Duke team 23-0 earlier this year 

Torbush 

55 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Fun fact: this shitty Louisville team beat new Aggie savior’s Mike Elko’s Duke team 23-0 earlier this year 

I've never seen an offense this atrocious this side of Iowa.

Why would anyone want to commit to a school with no coordinators ? 

13 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Fun fact: this shitty Louisville team beat new Aggie savior’s Mike Elko’s Duke team 23-0 earlier this year 

This is what I've been saying for weeks. The ACC is complete dog shit. 

Yet, there are people that think because it's Duke that's impressive Elko can beat the likes of Georgia Tech. It's so dumb. It's 1 historically shit program beating another shit program. 

It'd be incredibly funny if they lost Miller to a 10 commit class

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Oh boy. 

 

They'll likely beat okstate badly because it's a bdf school who sucks and they now have a great corch not Jimbo who everyone knew was a cuck but Aggy had to allow to coach as part of their ongoing patriotism because the corp.  

But if they don't win it's because they were worn out by playing real sec teams not bdf teams like Texas.  Also, because their players were fighting in our nation's wars.  What you don't know about the war going on? Lucky you stupid tsip, your freedom isn't free.  Aggy fights for it so they don't have time for games.  

Did I do that right?  I drank an entire bottle of bourbon and stuck toothpicks into my brain to get into the role ...

33 minutes ago, Acropora said:

They'll likely beat okstate badly because it's a bdf school who sucks and they now have a great corch not Jimbo who everyone knew was a cuck but Aggy had to allow to coach as part of their ongoing patriotism because the corp.  

But if they don't win it's because they were worn out by playing real sec teams not bdf teams like Texas.  Also, because their players were fighting in our nation's wars.  What you don't know about the war going on? Lucky you stupid tsip, your freedom isn't free.  Aggy fights for it so they don't have time for games.  

Did I do that right?  I drank an entire bottle of bourbon and stuck toothpicks into my brain to get into the role ...

yes. and I read it in GordonKeithFakeTigerWoodsMyDadEarl voice.

Yeah, I bet Turner and Jackson bolt for the draft now.  Diggs will to or transfer to Syracuse.  What about guys like Nolan, Shemar Stewart, Overton?  Mckinley Jackson?

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

In something other than sports?

Ice dancing

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah, I bet Turner and Jackson bolt for the draft now.  Diggs will to or transfer to Syracuse.  What about guys like Nolan, Shemar Stewart, Overton?  Mckinley Jackson?

The tampering with their roster is about to be crazy. 

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Nothing to worry about, Looch says Elko has this covered.

 

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Nothing to worry about, Looch says Elko has this covered.

 

 

 

Lol...a&m jerked Robinson around and didn't give him serious consideration for any advancement. He's pissed and they better hope their Jersey boys don't follow him.

ATM thought they could just money whip Robinson but instead he turned the tables on Bjork on the way out of the Station.

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Not sure if he's coming back or declaring for the NFL, but Chappell is by far the best CB aggy has and he's one of those kids from North East that Robinson recruited.

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Nothing to worry about, Looch says Elko has this covered.

 

I’m sure he’ll be highly-regarded, William.

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Nothing to worry about, Looch says Elko has this covered.

 

I fully expect all the aggie assistant coach hires to be highly regarded.

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12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

A grad assistant and an analyst with one year as a position coach is the guy? Only aggy because he was on staff for that 22 class would think this is the right hire 

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah, I bet Turner and Jackson bolt for the draft now.  Diggs will to or transfer to Syracuse.  What about guys like Nolan, Shemar Stewart, Overton?  Mckinley Jackson?

We could use Nolan.

The one coach aggy wanted to stay and Syracuse of all schools came in and took him.  Been a rough weekend for those folks.

27 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

 

Nice. Former Georgia bag man, I mean “relationship-builder” to replace ERob.

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The one coach aggy wanted to stay and Syracuse of all schools came in and took him.  Been a rough weekend for those folks.

aggy is a top 5 program, but when Duke or Syracuse come calling, it's impossible to say no.

23 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

A grad assistant and an analyst with one year as a position coach is the guy? Only aggy because he was on staff for that 22 class would think this is the right hire 

And Colorado's defensive line was god awful this year in the only year he's been an actual position coach. 

This would be a fucking terrible hire but I don't think it's him. 

Good for ERob. aggy bullshited him for the last time and he walked to go help out a childhood friend. 
 

I’d imagine ‘Cuse can’t afford Nolen, but I imagine he’ll take some of the Jersey boys with him. 

ERob leaving has to clear the way for the Great Santucci to bring his act back to College Station right?

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2023 brings yet another trophy for the Hall of Champions: Only one school paid their head coach ~$100M and has an active 3 year streak of opening the season inside the AP Top 25 and finishing outside the Top 25.

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I hope elko signed his deal already. Probably why he hopped a 3 am plane to CS asap.  Would be great though if they only hired him to keep Robinson, and figure a way to unhire him now that Robinson is gone anyway.  They could look to the journalism school for how to do that smoothly without drawing too much negative attention. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Nothing to worry about, Looch says Elko has this covered.

 

I wonder if this contingency plan has “ace relationship builder” on his business card?

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