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4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'll never understand hiring somebody like Cushing with baggage when he's nowhere close to being a top-level assistant. 

 

Right. If you want to outright take the low road, just hire Art Briles. I am not sure aggy can really look more idiotic than they do. 

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This is the thought experiment. How many top 10 position coaches/coordinators will A&M have? Currently, maybe DL but I think that's a stretch. 

Texas definitely has a top 10 OC (Sark), a top 10 DC (PK), a top 10 OL coach (Flood), a top 10 DL coach (Davis), a top 10 TE/ST coach (Banks), and a top 10 RB coach (Choice). 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It's starting to look like Elko's contract must have a clause in it that he gets to keep any leftover money from his $11M assistants pool.

It's a shared assistant/chicken fried steak budget

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The term "Cush" will be used for him before today is over on Texags, probably from dipshit Liucci first.

More like "Shoosh." Max Wright and him will probably becomce eskimo brothers. 

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The term "Cush" will be used for him before today is over on Texags, probably from dipshit Liucci first.

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12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Right. If you want to outright take the low road, just hire Art Briles. I am not sure aggy can really look more idiotic than they do. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

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You know, we're just talking degrees here. If you're always plumbing the depths, are you ever truly sinking lower?

Genuinely hilarious that Elko is gonna bring basically his entire Duke staff, except for the one he probably wants to bring most but can't because texags will get mad.

If I was am, I would have just hired art and dealt with the blowback instead of this embarrassment 

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuinely hilarious that Elko is gonna bring basically his entire Duke staff, except for the one he probably wants to bring most but can't because texags will get mad.

Texags running things. Who saw that coming?

39 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

It's starting to look like Elko's contract must have a clause in it that any leftover money from his $11M assistants pool gets put on a tab in his name at Layne's.

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Needs slight photoshop since they're running it all back again.

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This is the thought experiment. How many top 10 position coaches/coordinators will A&M have? Currently, maybe DL but I think that's a stretch. 

Texas definitely has a top 10 OC (Sark), a top 10 DC (PK), a top 10 OL coach (Flood), a top 10 DL coach (Davis), a top 10 TE/ST coach (Banks), and a top 10 RB coach (Choice). 

 

 

 

I'd even argue that the list stays the same when you say top 5 position coaches/coordinators.  Offensive playcaller?  Name 2 better ones than Sark. 

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

A bunch of us said Jimbo was late era Mack Brown when aggy hired him, now we get to watch them do their version of Charlie Strong and Tom Herman, and I am going to enjoy every second of it replete with apt comparisons to their tenures. 
 

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Just catching up on this thread and the hirings and I'm fucking dying at the continuing similarities. I remember when I had to convince myself Strong and Herman's C-level staffs deserved the benefit of the doubt.

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Needs slight photoshop since they're running it all back again.

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i think the stadium one below one is infinitely more meme-able, plus i have the lucchese's that he's wearing in that DCTFB cover and don't want to associate them with Jimbo.

 

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

i think the stadium one below one is infinitely more meme-able, plus i have the lucchese's that he's wearing in that DCTFB cover and don't want to associate them with Jimbo.

You wear a size 6C boot?

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

i think the stadium one below one is infinitely more meme-able, plus i have the lucchese's that he's wearing in that DCTFB cover and don't want to associate them with Jimbo.

 

Why the fuck would you go out of the way to share that with this board? Do you think that you're in the trust tree?  Please resist the urge to tell the rest of us your struggles with erectile dysfunction, ok? Becuase when you tell us that stuff, we have no choice but to basically assume you're also a dwarf who likes to watch your wife get boned. 

All of that being said, if you're about to come into a $76 million dollar windfall over the next few years, I'd humbly beg you to generously target your largesse towards:
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59 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Needs slight photoshop since they're running it all back again.

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34 minutes ago, NoName said:

i think the stadium one below one is infinitely more meme-able, plus i have the lucchese's that he's wearing in that DCTFB cover and don't want to associate them with Jimbo.

 

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32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why the fuck would you go out of the way to share that with this board? Do you think that you're in the trust tree?  Please resist the urge to tell the rest of us your struggles with erectile dysfunction, ok? Becuase when you tell us that stuff, we have no choice but to basically assume you're also a dwarf who likes to watch your wife get boned. 

All of that being said, if you're about to come into a $76 million dollar windfall over the next few years, I'd humbly beg you to generously target your largesse towards:
https://www.texasonefund.org/donate-monthly
 

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1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

I'd even argue that the list stays the same when you say top 5 position coaches/coordinators.  Offensive playcaller?  Name 2 better ones than Sark. 

Riley for sure. Grubb/Deboer, whoever the fuck is calling plays for UW, would also give him a run for his money. Kiffin. GJ Kinne. Chadwell. I'd have to think about it, but Sarkisian is safely top 10. When you start getting into top 5, I struggle with the guy's bouts of "playcaller's block" that he admits he succumbs to during key periods in some games. I'd probably pick him over all but 2 or 3 guys though, sure. 

 

Allowing E-Rob to be a 5th column and recruit their players.

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

Another big-time staffer, stolen from Duke!

 

How the hell did Wiltfong get that kind of a scoop?

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Can't wait to hear the one word nickname for this guy.  

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If a new Texas head coach ever raided a Duke coaching staff, it better the fuck be for basketball. 

No one in aggy AD administration is asking Elko why he is already trying to get fired? Cause raiding Duke for football coaches is how you do it.

 

Huh! ... 

 

 

 

 

Fucking christ can you imagine the meltdown this board would have if we were hiring the same staff? We almost marched on Belmont over Mike Stoops, and he would probably be the best hire they've made so far. 

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Huh! ... 

 

 

 

 

Now raiding the BDF for an OC? How's slooch going to spin this shit?

Collin Klein offense should really excite skill position recruits. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Collin Klein offense should really excite skill position recruits. 

And Weigman's parents. He's already going to get pummeled in the pocket. Now let's have him carry the ball 10-15 times a game.

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Riley for sure. Grubb/Deboer, whoever the fuck is calling plays for UW, would also give him a run for his money. Kiffin. GJ Kinne. Chadwell. I'd have to think about it, but Sarkisian is safely top 10. When you start getting into top 5, I struggle with the guy's bouts of "playcaller's block" that he admits he succumbs to during key periods in some games. I'd probably pick him over all but 2 or 3 guys though, sure. 

Out of all the coaches, Chris Jackson is probably the toughest one to rank. 

I think the top-tier coaches are clear: Sark (OC), PK (DC), Davis (DL), Banks (TE/special teams), Flood (OL), Choice (RB). Then the coaches we aren't sure are great: Gideon (Safeties), Joesph (Corner/Secondary), Milwee (QB). Some might disagree with Milwee here. 

I don't think there's enough data yet on Jackson since Worthy, AD, and Whittington are just naturally good. It's tough to complain about our WRs this year though. They've been really good. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

And Weigman's parents. He's already going to get pummeled in the pocket. Now let's have him carry the ball 10-15 times a game.

Well I’m sure before he is offered the OC position that texag will contact c-weg and ask him about c-kle and his thoughts. 

8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Huh! ... 

 

 

 

 

If they are still doing their hiring by twitter trial balloon, I doubt this one is going to go over too well with the fan base 

I think this is Elko leaning in to the two dual threats behind weigman and trying to pull lagaway away from Florida

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Collin Klein offense should really excite skill position recruits. 

Just see Will Howard. He's about to transfer to a school like USC because he wants to play in a more modern offense. 

 

1 minute ago, Shaddie said:

Well I’m sure before he is offered the OC position that texag will contact c-weg and ask him about c-kle and his thoughts. 

Don't forget about checking in with "c-doc"  also - you know, wiggy's concussion doctor

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Needs slight photoshop since they're running it all back again.

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His feet must not reach the floor when seated. All his photos have his feet up.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

His feet must not reach the floor when seated. All his photos have his feet up.

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6 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Liucci is also apparently saying they've offered the OC job to Klein. 

 

This is actually a good candidate, but I think someone should let them know he's 0-6 against Texas so they panic and hire someone else 

Also yea with their line, gonna need ALL the QB transfers 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Hey Weigman get ready for a lot of this.

 

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16 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

This is actually a good candidate

Klein's offensive numbers (FEI, ESPN efficiency, etc) aren't bad but I think the style of offense he runs is a terrible fit in Texas. 

He runs the ball a lot and his leading receiver this year is a TE. It's a very old-school offense with some power spread looks mixed in. If you got tired of Herman running Ehlinger into the middle of 300 pound lineman boy just wait for Klein. 

Me personally, I would want a OC that maximizes the shit load of skill talent in Texas. Maybe he changes his offensive approach. 

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5 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

This is actually a good candidate, but I think someone should let them know he's 0-6 against Texas so they panic and hire someone else 

Also yea with their line, gonna need ALL the QB transfers 

I’m not an expert on him, but my impression is this would be a pretty high floor, low ceiling hire. Maybe Elko assumes he’ll have an elite defense and  that’s what he is looking for. 

Coming from KSU, he’s probably a pretty big question mark as a recruiter. 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Klein's offensive numbers (FEI, ESPN efficiency, etc) aren't bad but I think the style of offense he runs is a terrible fit in Texas. 

He runs the ball a lot and his leading receiver this year is a TE. It's a very old-school offense with some power spread looks mixed in. If you got tired of Herman running Ehlinger into the middle of 300 pound lineman boy just wait for Kleinman. 

Me personally, I would want a OC that maximizes the shit load of skill talent in Texas. Maybe he changes his offensive approach. 

Doesn’t seem like an offense 5 star skill players would enjoy 

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