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14 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

- I believe 7 from the '22 class entered the portal.

- From their d line recruits, they did lose Anthony Lucas (but I do agree with your premise - I too am surprised they haven't lost more from that position group).

 

 

There’s only so much playing time to go around for the DL. Unless they plan on playing 3 DE’s, I think some more will transfer from the last 2 classes  at some point. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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On 4/29/2023 at 11:13 AM, Vertigo said:

Due to aggy trying to raise money for the buyout, White is going to see the doctor next door. Dr Saul Goodman.

fifty percent off!

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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I am surprised that all the DL is returning, I'll give them that. Stewart leveraged them in the winter cycle, so I wasn't expecting anything out of him. Beyond that, Billy Liucci continues to behave like a shrieking middle school female when it comes to perceiving grievances and portraying ATM as somehow persecuted by the media. 

 

Guess we better watch out!

The Ministry speaks ... 

 

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What's he doing as far as NIL?

Oh, that's right. They don't know what the hell it is.

I wonder if  Karen posted the same thing going into his last season at FSU. I'm sure that famously stubborn Jimbo has turned over a new leaf!

The enormous alarm clock beside the big head of the thunderously snoring sleeping giant is about to ring in a new era in college football. 

Any news on the World Famous Texas A&M Pool Party Spectacular 2023 Edition? I'm surprised we haven't started hearing about how all the recruits can't wait for the apartment complex pool party. It's supposed to be the event of the season, right?

Funny thing about any potential heartfelt apology to a team. Even if it’s sincere, does that matter when the audience is a ton of mercenary shitheads and bad culture guys? Or do they laugh at him harder and then go chase pussy at prairie view?

59 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Is "deep hearted" a thing people say?

Yes, as in that coach may be super-expensive to fire and may not know it yet, but he is soon to be deep-hearted.

38 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, as in that coach may be super-expensive to fire and may not know it yet, but he is soon to be deep-hearted.

Swap the "d" for an "r" and the "h" for a "t" and you're close to a description of A&M's big guns having committed well into the 9 figures on the Jimbo Experiment. Meanwhile I'm only in Bobby Layne money on the ONEFund. Who's the deep-heart now!?

I'm going to need more than a KKL post to believe that Jimbo admitted wrong about anything and has been humbled. 

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Funny thing about any potential heartfelt apology to a team. Even if it’s sincere, does that matter when the audience is a ton of mercenary shitheads and bad culture guys? Or do they laugh at him harder and then go chase pussy at prairie view?

Bite your tongue sir!  

Those players love Ritz Bitz. He's their favorite cracker

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Is "deep hearted" a thing people say?

People? No.  KKL? Yes. 

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This is a guy DJ Durkin personally targeted.

 

Well since he survived, he must be pretty tough. 

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

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Fucking yikes, that's late-Herman level dead in the water

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Fucking yikes, that's late-Herman level dead in the water

Forgot to add they also have the DL kid from Pine Tree who is pretty good.  But yeah, looking very Tom Herman-ish.  And Perroni just crystal balled that mid-3* OL from Katy to them.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

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3 stars are the building blocks of all 6-6 teams

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Stupid aggy recruiter assistant: "here are some ski goggles man, I don't know..."

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

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This is Jimbo's way of passive-aggressively retaliating for fans complaining that he wastes 5 star talent.

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15 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Took the photo as he was looking around the empty Hall of Champions.

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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He's fucking had it. He's going to get purged soon if he keeps speaking truth to groupthink.

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17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Tarp seems like an attrition candidate. It is only a matter of time until he pops up as a Georgia mod.

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Tarp seems like an attrition candidate. It is only a matter of time until he pops up as a Georgia mod.

What recruit are they upset about?

4 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

What recruit are they upset about?

The LB commit they just got.  Was .8900 composite, then dropped today to .8785

On 5/2/2023 at 11:52 AM, Deej said:

Took the photo as he was looking around the empty Hall of Champions.

TJaz walking into their “hall”…

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The LB commit they just got.  Was .8900 composite, then dropped today to .8785

And rightfully so. In 2023, if Texas A&M thinks you’re a good fit, you have to actually suck. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He's fucking had it. He's going to get purged soon if he keeps speaking truth to groupthink.

Sometimes the stupidity you have to deal with outweighs the easy money. 

Speaking of top 44, maybe it’s just my shitty phone, but when I looked to see the liucci 44 for 2023 I only see one player, #29, Matthew Wykoff, who has transferred to Cal. 

 

The 2023 44 will just be the 44 cocks he takes at once. Loochkake.

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And rightfully so. In 2023, if Texas A&M thinks you’re a good fit, you have to actually suck. 

pretty soon, anytime gomer tweets your name, it's going to cost you 25 basis points

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume it is just because you're an imbecile, but on the off chance that you're on to something, why in the fuck are you linking us to a thread where the most recent reply was posted in 2006?

keep it up and you'll get labeled a 2%er, dude.

 

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume it is just because you're an imbecile, but on the off chance that you're on to something, why in the fuck are you linking us to a thread where the most recent reply was posted in 2006?

Because Tarp is falling into the 2%er category for them. 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Because Tarp is falling into the 2%er category for them. 

You put in a lot of work to craft a bad joke. "A" for effort though, BO&W. Keep grinding and eventually you might get there. 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You put in a lot of work to craft a bad joke. "A" for effort though, BO&W. Keep grinding and eventually you might get there. 

Yeah a lot of work is googling aggie 2%er and choosing the 1st option listed.  It's not my fault you're overthinking a simple joke.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah a lot of work is googling aggie 2%er and choosing the 1st option listed. 

It's not smart to give away your tradecraft. Hold onto that shit, it's valuable IP.

Just now, closetojumping said:

It's not smart to give away your tradecraft. Hold onto that shit, it's valuable IP.

I'll take the Elon approach and leave all my patents open, for the better of the internet!

On 5/1/2023 at 8:30 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

This is a guy DJ Durkin personally targeted.

 

Well since he survived, he must be pretty tough. 

Fuck thats good

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lot of aggy crystal ball picks coming in for this guy.

https://247sports.com/Player/Jordan-Pride-46114416/

He was committed to FSU for almost 2 years but thought he could get a better price on the open market. He's a bag chaser and FSU didn't exactly make an effort to keep him.

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