December 6, 20232 yr Boyd seems to have lost the thread on his own bullshit now. It’s a great hire for the Aggies, but it’s also one that is extremely doubtful to win the SEC or national titles? So they spent one hundred million dollars to get rid of their old staff and god knows how much to bring in a new one, all for the privilege to potentially play in “slobberknockers” against teams that are actually set up with win championships. Sounds like a bad hire to me, but what do I know.
December 6, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: The article I posted earlier from Notre Dame when he was a candidate they specifically questioned whether his sample size spoke to an OC that could direct Notre Dames offense to a National Championship. Now he turned them down.
December 6, 20232 yr Popular Post Props to Tarp for this (in the Collin Klein OC thread). (And bonus points - possibly - for adding "supposedly"; not clear whether it applies to Klein or the competitors for the Penn State job.) The mindset of his subscriber base ...
December 6, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, TheAuditor said: Plan 2024 2027 Time to change that NC trophy to 30 _ _
December 6, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: I always laugh at Freshman All American designations for Offensive Lineman. Rarely is it because they are good. Most of the time it's because they were the only option available. Bison Tits does not equal Kelvin Banks.
December 6, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Getafix said: The mindset of his subscriber base ... this is what comes to mind... Edited December 6, 20232 yr by FloridaHorn
December 6, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: I always laugh at Freshman All American designations for Offensive Lineman. Rarely is it because they are good. Most of the time it's because they were the only option available. Bison Tits does not equal Kelvin Banks. Yes, this is definitely true. Vahe won Freshman All-American and he wasn't very good. I still think this is a loss though. They just need bodies on the OL right now.
December 6, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: I always laugh at Freshman All American designations for Offensive Lineman. Rarely is it because they are good. Most of the time it's because they were the only option available. Bison Tits does not equal Kelvin Banks. 5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: Yes, this is definitely true. Vahe won Freshman All-American and he wasn't very good. I still think this is a loss though. They just need bodies on the OL right now. It's not about how good or he was...or even how could he could be. It's absolutely about the fact their fanbase thought he was the second fucking coming, and was a future first rounder, therefore him declaring has to sting like a motherfucker. They'll have to do some serious scrambling to sell themselves this one, and I for one love watching those simple-minded idiots work the two gears in their head into a sweat. Edited December 6, 20232 yr by SydneyCarton
December 6, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: I always laugh at Freshman All American designations for Offensive Lineman. Rarely is it because they are good. Most of the time it's because they were the only option available. Bison Tits does not equal Kelvin Banks. I was tracking their OL this year and it was a complete unmitigated disaster midseason, but they did play better later. Granted Abeline (17-0 vs Texas whoop!) and LSU would make anyone look better This is his personal grades Edited December 6, 20232 yr by linux
December 6, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, RGBIII said: Imagine lighting 80million on fire to hire fucking Mike Elko and Colin Klien...I cannot wait for the DC hire the absolute best part of this whole thing are the other names they are going after are getting extended and word is getting out (Mike Denbrock from LSU for the OC hire for example)
December 6, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, Getafix said: Props to Tarp for this (in the Collin Klein OC thread). (And bonus points - possibly - for adding "supposedly"; not clear whether it applies to Klein or the competitors for the Penn State job.) The mindset of his subscriber base ... It's almost like they're Russian sponsored Twitter bots.
December 6, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, NoName said: the absolute best part of this whole thing are the other names they are going after are getting extended and word is getting out (Mike Denbrock from LSU for the OC hire for example) Aggy doesn’t get turned down, they just pivot to their new #1 option.
December 6, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I clicked on the link and read a bit. It says he made the vow not to kiss a girl till he got married when he was 14 years old. Imagine making a vow when you were 14 years old, any vow other than "I'm going to fuck anything that will let me fuck it that I don't find grotesque" and sticking with it. All through college. All through college where you eventually end up as the starting QB on the college football team. I'd argue that's almost a sign of mental illness. When I was 8 I saw the neighbor's Jaguar and asked my mom what they did for a living. She told me a doctor. Let me tell you I really wanted to be a motherfucking doctor, right up until the point I had to take Bio. Sometimes the smartest play is an obvious audible. This doesn’t state who he made this vow too. My guess is that he made this vow to his best friend… …who he spent long hours in a secret fort or in a treehouse with. I’m thinking that there is more to this vow than has been mentioned. NTTIAWWT
December 6, 20232 yr If you're going to hire a guy and demand he embrace your university culture, clearly the right guy is Jerry Kill That's a hell of an afghan.
December 6, 20232 yr 36 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said: aggy still has to play a bowl game too. That shit is going to be hysterical. christ, Jaylen Henderson is going to get smoked behind that line. they better start paying Layden Robinson today to keep him from opting out
December 6, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: If you're going to hire a guy and demand he embrace your university culture, clearly the right guy is Jerry Kill That's a hell of an afghan. He got a fucking nmsu tattoo. He probably drowning in Hatch chile they he will never leave.
December 6, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: TJ Shanahan is not tanned, nor is he ready, but he is rested. They still have Bryce Foster to miss 9/10 blocks too.
December 6, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: If you're going to hire a guy and demand he embrace your university culture, clearly the right guy is Jerry Kill That's a hell of an afghan. A guy from my HS is their TE coach or something. I don't really know the kid but know some of his friends via their older brother.
December 6, 20232 yr 40 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said: I always laugh at Freshman All American designations for Offensive Lineman. Rarely is it because they are good. Most of the time it's because they were the only option available. Bison Tits does not equal Kelvin Banks. Does not matter if we believe it. It only matters if they believe it and therefore the tears are sweeter.
December 6, 20232 yr In that Aggie jet taking off for the wild blue natty. Class of 2022 hanging in there as long as they can. But they're not stupid.
December 6, 20232 yr This is just too fucking fun. Went to TexaAgs and didn't get past the first page:
December 6, 20232 yr Just now, texifornia said: So they're not at A&M because of the rich traditions at A&M? They're only there for money?
December 6, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: I mean everyone told aggy, that when you recruit mercenaries with bags, they have no loyalty. They will go where the money takes them. Melko has no shot, that locker room is a fucking mess and he's going to be starting at a worse spot than Willie Taggart.
December 6, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, NoName said: guess no portal for Bryce lol that's some funny shit. He better turn that thumb around before the old guard sees this.
December 6, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, RomaVicta said: Be thang fam. Cope de flame. Mem chills. Vamanos! Blurp. I'm making this my new signature.
December 6, 20232 yr 8 minutes ago, irishtexan said: So they're not at A&M because of the rich traditions at A&M? They're only there for money? Sounds like they need a refresher. After being reminded of the exploits of Peanut Owens they will surely remember why they want to stay at aggy. Whooooop!
December 6, 20232 yr Can someone please screenshot the inevitable, "Get all of these five star malcontents out of here. We need hard working, blue collar kids who bleed Aggie maroon instead. Elko is cleaning house of all the entitled Jimbo players and rebuilding the culture the right way," posts?
December 6, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, texifornia said: Someone please show me a social media or any posting from a player where they are "openly stating the prices they're looking for <sic>." I'm serious. Someone fucking show me one, just one.
December 6, 20232 yr Popular Post 28 minutes ago, texifornia said: Hahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am dying right now. LOL at the office. That plea from Liucci is absolutely fucking hilarious. He's like Lochlan from Braveheart at the Battle of Stirling scene: "Stop, men! Do not flee!" and meanwhile players are in a full blown sprint towards the portal. Oh God. He is panicking, you can see it in that out-of-character overt pleading. Here's the beauty, as always: These idiots pulled the bookshelf on themselves here. They didn't have to fire Fisher when they did it. And they didn't have to completely lack a plan when they did the firing. It is obvious that they convinced themselves somewhere along the way that just throwing money at their problems will solve all of them. Sometimes, though, when you don't know what in the fuck you are doing and have no plans to mitigate any of your risks besides money, all you're doing is throwing good money after bad. That's why that expression exists.
December 6, 20232 yr I'm enjoying the overt crying. "THE PORTAL ISN'T FAIR TO THOSE OF US THAT FIRE COACHES MID-SEASON!" Literally a walking embodiment of the Jordan Fuck Dem Kids gif. What a fucking pathetic piece of shit.
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