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Green beans are fucking disgusting.

And I don't understand why we're discussing vegetables of all things when there is a glorious, once-in-a-decade aggie implosion going on. I don't think I have had this much satisfaction since 77-0 and TorbushWow.gif. Seriously, these fucksticks are on such a nosedive since inking that 2002 class it's amazing. They went from being on top of the world, swinging their little dicks around laughing at Sark losing to everyone, signing a world-beating class ... to becoming the laughingstock of the college football world. Can we just enjoy the journey to Junction?

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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24 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

.....and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand

You ate sand?!?!?

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

"Hatch Chiles" were invented by a marketing professional for the sole purpose of making them more exclusive, and therefore, profitable. They are an Anaheim pepper that are available year round at your grocery store.

That's like saying Tequila and Mezcal are the same.  Hatch as a type/brand/region/whatever are definitely different from Anaheim.  You can tell them apart by color, heat, flavor, you name it.... damn all this hatch talk has me wanting a Blake's Green Chile cheeseburger right now....

 

6 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

You ate sand?!?!?

We ate sand...

17 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

You ate sand?!?!?

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15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's like saying Tequila and Mezcal are the same.  Hatch as a type/brand/region/whatever are definitely different from Anaheim.  You can tell them apart by color, heat, flavor, you name it.... damn all this hatch talk has me wanting a Blake's Green Chile cheeseburger right now....

 

I miss Blake's. And a Dions pizza with green. 

Anyone that thinks hatch is generic chile with a brand name stamped on it has never had a carne adovada with egg on top. 

21 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

We ate sand...

Star Wars and Trash — cobbbvanth: ANAKIN SKYWALKER in ATTACK ...

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Spoke with an aggy buddy of mine who stated. "Elko is getting us back to basics. No more flash and style, just substance and smashmouth football." Of course, I responded, "What exactly about Jimbo's tenure screamed flash and style." During the same conversation he mentioned that he wouldn't be surprised if Elko moved fall camp to Junction, TX like Bear Bryant...the conversation ended there as I was far too busy laughing.

I have never in my life wanted anything more than to see these gomers pound their little dicks about the Junction Boys. Just tremendous content

This is absolutely made up bullshit. This is as fake as the helpful aggie fan fiction, this did not happen. 

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

I don't think the whole Sexton thing Liucci is talking about is that uncommon but also don't think it's the way Liucci is framing it (i.e., Jimbo was that lazy).  No coach is just letting Sexton make hires.  But I think if a coach is potentially looking to make a move up or out, that word gets to Sexton who then feeds it to HC's needing to make hires.  I think this is moreso at the coordinator level where Sexton can act as a conduit. Particularly when he is almost inevitably repping both sides.

I like the concept that Jimmy Sexton reps the guys who are the fucking analysts in the talent department. 

Sexton covets those sweet 40K salaries.

36 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I miss Blake's. And a Dions pizza with green. 

Anyone that thinks hatch is generic chile with a brand name stamped on it has never had a carne adovada with egg on top. 

Both of you deserve more rep than I’ll ever have; and seeing as I’ll be back in NM next weekend, Blake’s is definitely on the list!

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

We would immediately become sworn enemies.

 

Listen, I have sent "haricots verts" and the dish they were a part of back to the chef at a 3 star Michelin restaurant in Paris. He literally called me "le vilain Americain" and I did not give one shit. They ruin the taste of the entre dish. Sometimes when we would trend towards having to skip a meal before payday when I was growing up, my mother's last gasp to put something on the table would be old cans of vegetables. Cafeteria corn and green beans were usually what was left. Nope, I'll wait until groceries come in, thank you. Also, fuck people who bring green bean casseroles to potlucks during the holidays. I cannot imagine what that horrific monstrosity must taste like.

The wife will be making one for our church gathering tomorrow. She'll be expecting your arrival afterwards. 

30 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is absolutely made up bullshit. This is as fake as the helpful aggie fan fiction, this did not happen. 

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25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sexton covets those sweet 40K salaries.

5% here, 5% there on 40K and you start talking real money.

49 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

The wife will be making one for our church gathering tomorrow. She'll be expecting your arrival afterwards. 

Jimbo?

51 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

The wife will be making one for our church gathering tomorrow. She'll be expecting your arrival afterwards. 

That's great to hear. I look forward to seeing her afterwards as well.

Didn't aggy finish 1-9 after that camp in Junction?

Morons. 

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This was rumored as the aggy DC hire. Strike 1. 

 

Fuller getting that coveted aggy-search pay bump.

Is there an ACC program they haven’t been turned down by yet?

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Green beans are fucking disgusting.

And I don't understand why we're discussing vegetables of all things when there is a glorious, once-in-a-decade aggie implosion going on. I don't think I have had this much satisfaction since 77-0 and TorbushWow.gif. Seriously, these fucksticks are on such a nosedive since inking that 2002 class it's amazing. They went from being on top of the world, swinging their little dicks around laughing at Sark losing to everyone, signing a world-beating class ... to becoming the laughingstock of the college football world. Can we just enjoy the journey to Junction?

Maybe we can just agree that Aggie is the green bean of college football: utterly common, inexplicably nostalgic to older people, and ultimately failing to deliver a satisfactory experience to those partaking of them.

6 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Is there an ACC program they haven’t been turned down by yet?

The Demon Deacon mascot has been offered the aggy job, so stay tuned...

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32 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Is there an ACC program they haven’t been turned down by yet?

They got the football HC of the basketball school

16 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just wanted to post this edit I made on the recruiting board too. 

 

 

Holy smokes ... the text is something else.  

You are an artist.  

Bravo.

 

 

 

Found a post I remembered seeing on Aggie 247, on the Florida State DC. 

It had the unique combination of delusion, arrogance and laughable lack of self awareness that only the Aggies could concoct.

(This was the day after the CFP teams were announced.)

 

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4 hours ago, NoName said:

yup.

i thought the modern take was that Hatch Chiles at one point were like Pecos Cantaloupes where differences in taste is attributed to the soil makeup and weather where they are grown vs them being a genetically divergent species.

granted, this was probably before the Hatch-ification of everything by said marketing professional.

Hatch chile is a trade name for one variety of green chile. Hatch, NM is the town in NM around which significant quantities of green chile are grown and processed. NM chile is not simply Anaheim peppers, and varies greatly by region of NM in which it’s grown  I’m partial to Chimayó chile.

https://www.newmexicomagazine.org/blog/post/the-ultimate-guide-to-new-mexico-chile/

https://www.chilipeppermadness.com/chili-pepper-types/sweet-mild-chili-peppers/hatch-chili-peppers/

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I miss Blake's. And a Dions pizza with green. 

Anyone that thinks hatch is generic chile with a brand name stamped on it has never had a carne adovada with egg on top. 

Was in Co Springs over thanksgiving.  There’s a Dion’s there now. Awesome. Their green chile ranch is awesome with a sausage, mushroom and green chile pizza. 

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Hatch chile is a trade name for one variety of green chile. Hatch, NM is the town in NM around which significant quantities of green chile are grown and processed. NM chile is not simply Anaheim peppers, and varies greatly by region of NM in which it’s grown  I’m partial to Chimayó chile.

https://www.newmexicomagazine.org/blog/post/the-ultimate-guide-to-new-mexico-chile/

https://www.chilipeppermadness.com/chili-pepper-types/sweet-mild-chili-peppers/hatch-chili-peppers/

you muthafuckas make this way to hard!  good job!!

If it wasn’t grown in “Hatch Valley”, NM, it’s isn’t a Hatch Chile.

Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo. 

8 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Both of you need to chili the fuck out, maybe hatch this out offline.

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8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I went to a Golden Corral once when I was in high school. My buddies wanted to hit the breakfast buffet after a Saturday morning practice. I didn't have a car, so I went with the buddy who was giving me a ride home. We get sat and they all run off. I decided I was going to get some eggs and bacon, I guess. Grab a plate, walk over to the buffet, go to the scrambled eggs. There's a fucking green bean sitting right in the middle of the eggs. Green beans are the most disgusting food on the planet. I put my plate back, walked out of that shithole, and then walked home. Never again. 

Just put that green bean in the sanitary high-quality chocolate fountain, and your world will change!

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You know where you'll find me!

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33 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That thing will hit the ground at a much higher speed than the Swagcopter. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Pete golding come on down?

Looks like Kiffin flew into College Station. Look at the sign. 

He's probably visiting an aggy player in the portal. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Looks like Kiffin flew into College Station. Look at the sign. 

He's probably visiting an aggy player in the portal. 

I caught myself... but you were on it before I could delete. 

19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo. 

The Elk wishes he was Sherman. 

Fresh green beans cooked with bacon chunks are delicious!  Canned green beans are trash.  

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Anything cooked with bacon...

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Fresh green beans cooked with bacon chunks are delicious!  Canned green beans are trash.  

A little beef bullion and vinegar will get you where you need to be when it comes to green beans. 

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I went to a Golden Corral once when I was in high school. My buddies wanted to hit the breakfast buffet after a Saturday morning practice. I didn't have a car, so I went with the buddy who was giving me a ride home. We get sat and they all run off. I decided I was going to get some eggs and bacon, I guess. Grab a plate, walk over to the buffet, go to the scrambled eggs. There's a fucking green bean sitting right in the middle of the eggs. Green beans are the most disgusting food on the planet. I put my plate back, walked out of that shithole, and then walked home. Never again. 

Liar. You were a teenaged boy, also known as a vacuum cleaner. You demolished that buffet.

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2 hours ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

A little beef bullion and vinegar will get you where you need to be when it comes to green beans. 

Here's a Green Bean recipe y'all should try:

1 lb. green beans
2 cups red wine
4 slices bacon
2 tbsp brown sugar
1/4 cup chopped pecans
1 tsp sweet paprika
1 tbsp butter

Trim the ends of the green beans. Cook the bacon over medium until crispy and remove to a separate plate. Save the bacon grease in a jar for later if desired. Add the brown sugar, butter, pecans, and paprika to the pan, and cook over medium heat until it's a thickened. Then pour the brown sugar mixture over the bacon. Next, throw the green beans in the garbage since they are straight trash. Serve the red wine alongside the brown sugar coated bacon, and enjoy!

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