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Bryce Amderson really going to stick around and play in a Secondary full of JAG's?  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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15 minutes ago, General Specific said:


It’s worse than that. 80million is this year and moving forward. If you look at their 100 year decision, to date, it’s more like 3/4billion! SECx3 move, renovation of stadium (NRG was $450M), and The Hall of Champions!

 

The Hall of Champions is my personal favorite. Although it really should have Jimbo's national championship plaque enshrined with the date now forever blank.

25 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bryce Amderson really going to stick around and play in a Secondary full of JAG's?  

Their team is gonna be the Dril candle budget meme except it's 5 blue chippers and a bunch of JAGs

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2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I just read that Apple Computer CEO Tim Cook went to Auburn. Hope he's not channeling some Apple NIL money. Don't know if he's a sports fan or not.

You might be the last man on earth who calls it "Apple Computer"

After them using Covid as an excuse to not take a L in a bowl game they are now deserving of what is coming their way. 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You might be the last man on earth who calls it "Apple Computer"

How else would you know he didn’t mean Apple Leasing?

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Allsups is terrible.

Someone teach me how to block assholes please. 

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Someone teach me how to block assholes please. 

You're wanting to block all of Surly? 

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13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

The turd is not going to polish itself

They have a roster full of guys that are there for all the wrong reasons.  They need a full blown culture change and need to rebuild.  Those idiots hired a guy that was a part of that toxic culture for years.  76 mil for very likely a much shittier product.  Pooooor aggy.  Please never change.

15 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Someone teach me how to block assholes please. 

Only way to do that here is to log out.

9 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Only way to do that here is to log out.

Someone teach me how to log out please. 

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Someone teach me how to log out please. 

Clear everything for all time. 

If/when Turner & Cooper declare for the draft will there be a single starter left on _defense for the mighty wrecking crew?

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

If/when Turner & Cooper declare for the draft will there be a single starter left on _defense for the mighty wrecking crew?

I'm pretty sure Cooper has accepted the senior bowl invite.

7 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Someone teach me how to log out please. 

Delete the system 32 folder in windows explorer

10 minutes ago, victory88 said:

They have a roster full of guys that are there for all the wrong reasons.  They need a full blown culture change and need to rebuild.  Those idiots hired a guy that was a part of that toxic culture for years.  76 mil for very likely a much shittier product.  Pooooor aggy.  Please never change.

I see some dark days ahead. They’ll get reamed in the portal and on NSD1. They’ll overpay for late signees in NSD2.
 

I think Bjork gets canned on a Friday news dump in late February. He’s too young to fake a retirement, and too radioactive for a soft landing. 

If you're going to hire a guy and demand he embrace your university culture, clearly the right guy is Jerry Kill
 
That's a hell of an afghan.

Well, at 8&4, it Qatar stupid sip! Whoop
7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Delete the system 32 folder in windows explorer

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I don’t get this boards infatuation with Anderson and Stewart transferring. Neither have shown they are a true difference maker on the field. Let those bums stay there if that is what they want to do. 

30 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Someone teach me how to log out please. 

Control + Alt + Delete

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

He's listed in the SR bowl. Seems very unlikely he's returning. 

 

Is Sweat switching over the offensive side in the NFL? Kidding of course but I love the picture they chose to use. 

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40 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I don’t get this boards infatuation with Anderson and Stewart transferring. Neither have shown they are a true difference maker on the field. Let those bums stay there if that is what they want to do. 

Memes , BAS , and circle jerking. What more do you need? 

 

I don't think anyone's wants them here and much as itching for more aggy tears when they transfer elsewhere. bonus points if it'd out of league 

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I don’t get this boards infatuation with Anderson and Stewart transferring. Neither have shown they are a true difference maker on the field. Let those bums stay there if that is what they want to do. 

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8 hours ago, victory88 said:

They have a roster full of guys that are there for all the wrong reasons.  They need a full blown culture change and need to rebuild.  Those idiots hired a guy that was a part of that toxic culture for years.  76 mil for very likely a much shittier product.  Pooooor aggy.  Please never change.

Live by the mercenary, die by the mercenary. 

"Someone teach me how to block assholes please. "

Reduce the amount of Astrolube. Like your wife likes :)

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They're turning on Robinson because apparently he's recruiting players off aggys roster to Syracuse. Hilarious. He's still coaching the bowl game FYI. 

 

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Sul Ross would not stand for that..

51 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They're turning on Robinson because apparently he's recruiting players off aggys roster to Syracuse. Hilarious. He's still coaching the bowl game FYI. 

 

There’s a kid from Bay City that Alabama and Ohio State just offered. Aggy hadn’t offered yet despite “ERob” being in contact. As soon as “ERob” makes the move, he gets the Syracuse offer. Wolf indeed. 

11 hours ago, Vermin said:

 

 

Liucci is incredible. 

Actual quote regarding Defensive Coordinator: "I know with certainty as of yesterday, he(Elko) hadn't been turned down. Maybe Fuller....I think if anyone turned him down, it would be Fuller."

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8 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

There’s a kid from Bay City that Alabama and Ohio State just offered. Aggy hadn’t offered yet despite “ERob” being in contact. As soon as “ERob” makes the move, he gets the Syracuse offer. Wolf indeed. 

It sounds like Robinson is also going to land a WR from aggy but haven't seen anybody specify which one. No wonder he wants to coach the bowl game. He's recruiting players to Syracuse. 

I don't know how aggy didn't see this coming. 

 

It sounds like Robinson is also going to land a WR from aggy but haven't seen anybody specify which one. No wonder he wants to coach the bowl game. He's recruiting players to Syracuse. 
I don't know how aggy didn't see this coming. 
 

Is Choat going to coach for us through the playoffs?
Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Is Choat going to coach for us through the playoffs?

Yes, he has said as much.

Yes, he has said as much.

I thought so. So as much as rickylovesweed thinks aggie should have seen this coming with their coach staying to coach, we have the same situation. Funny thing is that I do not sense any threat from cohost luring our players to Nevada or wherever, tamu seems like they should feel very threatened.
11 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Is Choat going to coach for us through the playoffs?

Yeah, but I don't know how this is similar. 

1) Texas still has a full coaching staff in place to prevent poaching. 

2) Nobody worth a shit that plays at Texas is going to Nevada. 

6 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


I thought so. So as much as rickylovesweed thinks aggie should have seen this coming with their coach staying to coach, we have the same situation. Funny thing is that I do not sense any threat from cohost luring our players to Nevada or wherever, tamu seems like they should feel very threatened.

It's very much so not the same situation

But I was told it was good bull that ERob was honoring his committment for the bowl game?

53 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It sounds like Robinson is also going to land a WR from aggy but haven't seen anybody specify which one. No wonder he wants to coach the bowl game. He's recruiting players to Syracuse. 

I don't know how aggy didn't see this coming. 

 

Jaylen Hornsby. Got a bunch of flip CBs.

 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bryce Amderson really going to stick around and play in a Secondary full of JAG's?  

Frankly, it's refreshing to be reminded that this isn't the fucking NFL. Some players choose places based on feeling. Some will stay for the same reason. Sark (surely others as well) is not neglecting the things that drew players in the past. 

I'm an idiot about NIL. I don't think the way it was launched was well-conceived if it was even considered with any depth at all. I am optimistic that the unbelievable flood of portal athletes will invite market forces to drive down the monetary incentives causing so many players to jump. They're not all going to get the big money that a QB or elite position player will get.

The Aggies, who understand neither NIL nor what "hitting the portal hard" means, are about to be taught (their decision-makers, all Ags, surely will not actually learn) and serve as an example of the value of keeping both an attractive culture and a well-managed war chest. They went all in on paying players (Aggies: we lead everybody in clever use of NIL. Fisher: we didn't pay anyone NIL). Their locker room became a vat of toxic waste the likes of which have not been seen since Robocop. 

There is not enough money to pay huge NIL to everybody on the team. @closetojumping has documented the money difficulties that even a program with foresight brains are facing. Their brilliant Plan 2024 pivots on keeping the talent together. They're evidently not enviably rich enough to pony up on the NIL side. They clearly don't have much going on to keep players there otherwise. Why would anybody stay?

I'm guessing Anderson likes his situation and world there. It won't hurt his NFL chances. He won't have to spend his last year in college in a strange place. He could change his mind, but I like that just maybe an elite player feels like he belongs to the school.

Having the gravitational pull of a player thinking, "I like it here," is important for team cohesion. It's also good business because you likely won't have to pay as much to keep players on campus.

 

This did not start off as such a long post. Certificates will be presented to anyone who completes the narrative and passes the knowledge assessment.

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Here's the thing - or one of the things - that set them off. 

Tweet/pic, and a few thoughtful reactions from Aggie 247.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

You mean Fadil Diggs from Camden, NJ didn't go to A&M because he loves aggieland?

Collie Station might be the only place worse than Camden.

8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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earlruBBer05 channeling his inner Scott Steiner

 

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