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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

They think they’ll get Murphy probably. 

That would kill us. furk.

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1 minute ago, EastTexan said:

That would kill us. furk.

Tommy Lee Jones reading a newspaper and looking at you ...

Maalik going to Aggie is a non fit.  Klein needs a mobile QB.  Maalik is a statue. This would be a horrible fit. I could see him transferring somewhere out west if he leaves. Funny how Aggie acts like we have a team of jags but they are hinting at taking our backup who no zero mobility. Never change Aggie. 

Plus Maalik seems to be made of sugar glass. He wouldnt make it through the spring game behind that line.

Murphy in Klein's offense running power is laughable.  Unless Klein saw his abilities up close and decided he may want to incorporate screen passes to the opposing team into the playbook. 

Just now, Chips O'Toole said:

Murphy in Klein's offense running power is laughable.  Unless Klein saw his abilities up close and decided he may want to incorporate screen passes to the opposing team into the playbook. 

Exactly. The idea that Klein witnessed Texas vs KSU and came away impressed with Murphy is laughable. 

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

They think they’ll get Murphy probably. 

Nah, it's probably Lagway. With all the Florida instability. 

It may just mean they're getting a transfer with a known name. It would be pretty on brand for them to try their hardest for Cam Ward or some other bigger name.

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Nah, it's probably Lagway. With all the Florida instability. 

Solid point.

Lagway fits what Klein wants to do and Florida is a hot fucking mess. Plus, we know he will get a bag there. 

This really should be an easy flip for aggy and will tell me a lot about Elko/Klein. If they can't get that done it's going to be a long road for them. 

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23 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

My brother in Christ what positive “implications” could you possibly be referring to.

They think they can get Lagway. 

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Lulz.

 

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And it should have zero to do with Maddox, insomuch as they’d only go after or take lagway if maddox leaves. 
 

unless the implication of the tweet is they’ve told him to find a new home because lagway has taken his spot. 

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3 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

They think they can get Lagway. 

I think they can too. 

Florida is a mess and all their recruits are bailing. 

I’m sure they are willing to pay a fortune to get a qb for their new oc. Have to have something to sell the masses

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And it should have zero to do with Maddox, insomuch as they’d only go after or take lagway if maddox leaves. 
 

unless the implication of the tweet is they’ve told him to find a new home because lagway has taken his spot. 

Lagway is definitely a better fit in Klein's offense. They would definitely take him over Maddox but there's no guarantee they can land Lagway. 

43 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The only thing bad about the Elko hire is we will have to deal with Wiltfong's constant love affair with him. "One of the top players in the transfer portal" for a player that won't even end up being a top 50 transfer by his own publications rankings. 

 

Yep I had almost forgotten the Elko-Fong slobberfest angle. aggy is locked into a top 10 class for the duration of the Elko era. Looking forward to mysterious bumps for injured OL and obscure QBs. 
 

And of course Fong will relay this to Pate who will keep the aggy hype train going nationally. Clickty clack. 

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Lagway would be interesting. Kind of a KJ Jefferson starter kit. Big, strong, slow, and truly awful mechanics, but has a big arm and decent accuracy. Definitely would be good in QB run game.

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KJ Jefferson's career progression has been impressive: 9-4 -> 7-5 -> 4-8. Since aggy is starting at a 7-5 baseline, they should be able to get to 2-10 with Lagway.

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

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This goes right along with "the only thing they're making coaching decisions based on is who can beat the Longhorns next season" cynicism he espoused earlier.

 

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Lagway is definitely a better fit in Klein's offense. They would definitely take him over Maddox but there's no guarantee they can land Lagway. 

Right now Loochie is concocting a fake OL depth chart and paying a high school freshman to make AI videos to help elko fool Lagway into thinking ATM has a viable offensive line.

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Yep I had almost forgotten the Elko-Fong slobberfest angle. aggy is locked into a top 10 class for the duration of the Elko era. Looking forward to mysterious bumps for injured OL and obscure QBs. 
 
And of course Fong will relay this to Pate who will keep the aggy hype train going nationally. Clickty clack. 

Ugly maroon media conspiracy?????
11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Lagway would be interesting. Kind of a KJ Jefferson starter kit. Big, strong, slow, and truly awful mechanics, but has a big arm and decent accuracy. Definitely would be good in QB run game.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/15029047/65641eab47970807d06d70b3

I hope Lagway sticks. The UF fanbase has basically said they’ll push to fire Sun Belt Billy if Lagway doesn’t sign with them. 

5 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Ugly maroon media conspiracy?????

Just laziness really. Fong exchanges recruiting bumps for information from Elko. At least we’ll know aggy is completely out of it when Fong puts in a CB for Texas. 
 

Pate just likes to talk. He doesn’t like to research. His producers hand him all the statistics he uses on his show. He also doesn’t like to verify. If Looch or Fong tells him something he just parrots it back on YouTube. 

1 hour ago, Aslan24 said:

My brother in Christ what positive “implications” could you possibly be referring to.

Top. Portal. Men.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The only thing bad about the Elko hire is we will have to deal with Wiltfong's constant love affair with him. "One of the top players in the transfer portal" for a player that won't even end up being a top 50 transfer by his own publications rankings. 

 

Is this the guy our WR's kept running by for big gains/TD's before Murphy started making bad throws?

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this the guy our WR's kept running by for big gains/TD's before Murphy started making bad throws?

Worthy was burning him most of the game. Only thing that slowed him down was Murphy. 

 

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this the guy our WR's kept running by for big gains/TD's before Murphy started making bad throws?

No, that was #10 their safety.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

No, that was #10 their safety.

Worthy was burning Lee though. Murphy just sucks. 

There were a couple more passing plays where Worthy absolutely abused Lee that were just bad throws by Murphy. 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He must really suck if Worthy beat him.

I don't know about suck but he's really soft in the run game and he was cooked in the 2 games where he covered good WRs (Worthy and Burden). Luther Burden really did a number on Lee which is probably about the stat line Worthy would have put up had Ewers been healthy. 

He's #50 in the portal for a reason. 

 

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I don't know about suck but he's really soft in the run game and he was cooked in the 2 games where he covered good WRs (Worthy and Burden). Luther Burden really did a number on Lee which is probably about the stat line Worthy would have put up had Ewers been healthy. 

He's #50 in the portal for a reason. 

 

You need to put a warning label on clips with Brando making calls. Awful. 

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think they can too. 

Florida is a mess and all their recruits are bailing. 

Exactly. I obviously hope A&M doesn't get Lagway or anyone else they want, but it's not like Florida is a magnet for the best of the best and seeing bright things in their future. 

Garbage fire program right now.

Let’s not assume that it’s Florida or aggy for lagway. I’m sure there will still be competition from others for him, and aggy money has a lot of work to do with the current roster and portal along with the recruits. 

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This should get some tears flowing. 

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42 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Drelon Miller Fong'd to Deion

Elko must have tipped him off

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4 hours ago, Aslan24 said:

My brother in Christ what positive “implications” could you possibly be referring to.

 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

They think they’ll get Murphy probably. 

Yeah that's someone who sees Murphy is black and a big body and knows nothing about him outside if that.

As a reminder it's been said he's the least athletic / fast dude in the QB room. His strength is absolutely not running and if he goes to that offense it makes me even more confident about the game next year.

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Elko must have tipped him off

Elko expected this. He knew it would happen. That’s how organized and detail oriented The Elk is. 

14 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Elko expected this. He knew it would happen. That’s how organized and detail oriented The Elk is. 

Stupid sip. That was a jimbo offer. 
 

Elk. Didn’t. Offer. 

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

El oh El

 

Is there a gangbang with South Austin’s mom in the locker room?

51 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Stupid sip. That was a jimbo offer. 
 

Elk. Didn’t. Offer. 

L O ELK

12 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Is there a gangbang with South Austin’s mom in the locker room?

Is this a rhetorical question because the answer is always yes. 

On 12/9/2023 at 12:41 PM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Did Howell actually write "he has a high level of comfortability at A&M"? Who the fuck talks/writes like that? Are TexAgs subscribers paying by the syllable or something?

The $9.95er style guide is something else. 

 

If Elko keeps David Bowen, Fong's other buddy (his wife moved from Baton Rouge to College Station, and knowing her that means a lot), Fong's gonna have better sourcing than Liucci.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another one. 

 

If Bjork isn't fired tonight, aggy students might riot.

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another one. 

 

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