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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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#7502
17 minutes ago, Vermin said:

If Bjork isn't fired tonight, aggy students might riot.

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#7505

The Hornsby screenshots will be interesting. If they’re pissed, they just don’t understand how recruiting works. The kid is from Jersey and Robinson was his primary recruiter. Of course he’s going to go with him to Syracuse. The same thing would happen to Bama or Georgia. 

#7508
19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

 

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#7509

The Robinson back story will be interesting if we ever get a true accounting. 
 

My observations:

- Elko was hired because he’s malleable to the aggy decision makers. Namely their edict to retain the defensive staff, especially Robinson.

- Some smoke that Elko felt uncomfortable with how much influence Robinson had in the locker room.

- Elko cuts off his nose to spite his face and tries to give Robinson a cute title and a raise to retain him. Just bizarre. Elko is going to call his defense. He just needs a puppet with a headset. 

- Instead, Elko loses one of the best recruiters in the country and dynamites his Northeast pipeline. 
 

- I don’t even know who the candidates are for DC. Elko doesn’t have a coaching tree outside of Santucci and Robinson. I bet Elko goes with an old timer like Kevin Steele that likes money and blinding following orders. 

#7510
5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Robinson back story will be interesting if we ever get a true accounting. 
 

My observations:

- Elko was hired because he’s malleable to the aggy decision makers. Namely their edict to retain the defensive staff, especially Robinson.

- Some smoke that Elko felt uncomfortable with how much influence Robinson had in the locker room.

- Elko cuts off his nose to spite his face and tries to give Robinson a cute title and a raise to retain him. Just bizarre. Elko is going to call his defense. He just needs a puppet with a headset. 

- Instead, Elko loses one of the best recruiters in the country and dynamites his Northeast pipeline. 
 

- I don’t even know who the candidates are for DC. Elko doesn’t have a coaching tree outside of Santucci and Robinson. I bet Elko goes with an old timer like Kevin Steele that likes money and blinding following orders. 

You think Steele would trade the Bama DC job for aggy?

#7511
Just now, Vermin said:

You think Steele would trade the Bama DC job for aggy?

I should have worded that better. I meant to say a Kevin Steele type. 
 

But yeah hiring Steele away would be the empty splash hire that aggy is always pounding their chests about. 

#7513
27 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Robinson back story will be interesting if we ever get a true accounting. 
 

My observations:

- Elko was hired because he’s malleable to the aggy decision makers. Namely their edict to retain the defensive staff, especially Robinson.

- Some smoke that Elko felt uncomfortable with how much influence Robinson had in the locker room.

- Elko cuts off his nose to spite his face and tries to give Robinson a cute title and a raise to retain him. Just bizarre. Elko is going to call his defense. He just needs a puppet with a headset. 

- Instead, Elko loses one of the best recruiters in the country and dynamites his Northeast pipeline. 
 

- I don’t even know who the candidates are for DC. Elko doesn’t have a coaching tree outside of Santucci and Robinson. I bet Elko goes with an old timer like Kevin Steele that likes money and blinding following orders. 

Elko is not planning to call the defense.

#7514
55 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

 

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#7515
2 hours ago, NoName said:

 

Yeah that's someone who sees Murphy is black and a big body and knows nothing about him outside if that.

As a reminder it's been said he's the least athletic / fast dude in the QB room. His strength is absolutely not running and if he goes to that offense it makes me even more confident about the game next year.

18 Wheeler package and Tush Pushes all the way down the field

#7517
41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The real riot will start in a couple more weeks once they realize Buzz Williams has to go. 

Sir, I will remind you that Looch said Buzz was hired to win championships along with Schloss and Jimbo. And so far they have won….. 0 championships?

#7518
33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I should have worded that better. I meant to say a Kevin Steele type. 
 

But yeah hiring Steele away would be the empty splash hire that aggy is always pounding their chests about. 

Has Elko heard of Todd Orlando?  

#7519
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

h_778

#7520
28 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Elko is not planning to call the defense.

I know. But much like Petrino, it’ll be Elko’s playbook and he’ll be very involved. He’s not goin to hire somebody that runs the Flyover. 

#7521

I saw in either this thread or the other Aggie thread they were crowing about some player on their defense being a third day nfl draft choice projection. 2025 Aggie Recruiting - Third Day Stars and Below. 

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#7523
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My observations:

- Elko was hired because he’s malleable to the aggy decision makers. Namely their edict to retain the defensive staff, especially Ro of Santucci and Robinson. 

You’re giving them far too much credit. I think that was an expectation of the hire initially. They had moved beyond Elko in the search process. They were hiring Stoops.

I believe Stoops may have intended to retain the D-staff. Then, everyone mocked aggy hiring Stoops. Everyone was laughing at aggy for hiring Stoops, their fanbase threw such a fit that either Bjork panicked OR the decision was taken away from him, so they had to turn him down after he had accepted the job.

At that point, it was such a shitshow that they had to immediately hire someone else to save face. There was no real negotiation after that. They desperately called Elko and HAD to hire within an hour or two. I don’t think he agreed to their weird retention demands. He was the desperation hire. They fucked the whole process up every way possible.

Elko was their last choice, and because they fucked up so badly with Stoops, he didn’t even acquiesce to what they wanted to do. They both ate the shit sandwich and liked it. 

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#7526
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

Shit shovelers.

#7527
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

There’s jizz in the jar, oh

#7528
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

As a Darkness Corpse Explosion Necro in every fight : r/diablo4

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Hate to admit that I’ve ventured over to the aggy site, but if you do, you will quickly notice this cull running constant aggy defense. Cute how lucci himself, as vader54, patrols the free site providing cover fire for all things aggy and returns heavy fire for anything perceived as pro sip.

#7531
27 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

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Hate to admit that I’ve ventured over to the aggy site, but if you do, you will quickly notice this cull running constant aggy defense. Cute how lucci himself, as vader54, patrols the free site providing cover fire for all things aggy and returns heavy fire for anything perceived as pro sip.

It’s got to be someone in looch’s group, if not him. He’s dropped some insider stuff that has come true with their recent portal pickups.  

#7532
It’s got to be someone in looch’s group, if not him. He’s dropped some insider stuff that has come true with their recent portal pickups.  

I would bet that’s loochi, and I would bet he, vander54, has had a recent pull off of the jizz jar.
#7533

Whoever he is he is still an idiot, he once claimed during their 2022 exodus  that Jimbo liked to operate with a 10 scholarship player deficit. 

Bisontis was an absolute disaster mid season, but he was playing way better vs Abeline and LSU. He greaded similiar with Crownover who he was splitting time with and will replace him.

#7534

"Is there a gangbang with South Austin’s mom in the locker room?"

Even she has to draw the line in the sand somewhere and say "Hell No".

#7535
13 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another one. 

Fran Brown has his first big flip as the coach at Syracuse as high three-star Jaylan Hornsby picks the Orange over Texas A&M @TheJuiceOnline / @RivalsFriedman https://t.co/LeaALLNYfK

 

The Elk didn’t offer.  He’s making POWER moves.  

#7536
11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They both ate the shit sandwich and liked it. 

Texas A&M: Eating shit sandwiches and liking it since 1876. 

#7538
11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re giving them far too much credit. I think that was an expectation of the hire initially. They had moved beyond Elko in the search process. They were hiring Stoops.

I believe Stoops may have intended to retain the D-staff. Then, everyone mocked aggy hiring Stoops. Everyone was laughing at aggy for hiring Stoops, their fanbase threw such a fit that either Bjork panicked OR the decision was taken away from him, so they had to turn him down after he had accepted the job.

At that point, it was such a shitshow that they had to immediately hire someone else to save face. There was no real negotiation after that. They desperately called Elko and HAD to hire within an hour or two. I don’t think he agreed to their weird retention demands. He was the desperation hire. They fucked the whole process up every way possible.

Elko was their last choice, and because they fucked up so badly with Stoops, he didn’t even acquiesce to what they wanted to do. They both ate the shit sandwich and liked it. 

The perception from Lucci was the job was Robinson's.  I think that us the issue.  Robinson felt he had been told the job was his after the stoops debacle and then they ended up hiring elko.

#7541
15 hours ago, Post Oak said:

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if someone told you this was from their bonfires now, you would absolutely believe them.

#7542
33 minutes ago, NoName said:

if someone told you this was from their bonfires now, you would absolutely believe them.

I mean, this is pretty much the same

Texas A&M. Totally normal school. https://t.co/xN1ZUSyEpV

 

#7543
16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What does an aggy riot look like?  A bunch of goobers with pitchspoons?

More like a bunch of pitchspoons with goobers….

#7544

We're not weird! 

Only the weird would see this as anything other than evidence you are weird.

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The t-sips told you I was weird. Nobody thinks I'm weird. If people would just get to know me, they'd know I'm just different and not weird at all. Call me! We can do really fun things that aren't weird at all! 

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I'll introduce you to my friends that are like in the Army!

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#7545
16 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another one. 

Fran Brown has his first big flip as the coach at Syracuse as high three-star Jaylan Hornsby picks the Orange over Texas A&M @TheJuiceOnline / @RivalsFriedman https://t.co/LeaALLNYfK

 

I would have figured a high 3-star was a good fit for aggy, given their apparent locker room policy on marijuana use.

 

#7546
3 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

I would have figured a high 3-star was a good fit for aggy, given their apparent locker room policy on marijuana use.

 

There is a new sheriff in town.  The Elk doesn't tolerate hippie lettuce

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