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23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Ryland Goede" is a perfect aggy football name

 

maybe he can room with Rylan Kennedy

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/rylan-kennedy/12184

if anyone wants a quick reminder about how truly shit they were recruiting wise, they had not one...not two...not three...FOUR recruits in the last class outside the Texas composite top 100 prospects

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and that 4 doesn't even include the specialist they took!

for a quick comparison here are the last 4 players Texas took from outside the composite top 100 - excluding specialists like Will Stone. if Texas took 4 players outside the composite top 100 TexAgs would point to that constantly as an example of how bad Texas was at identifying players

  • 2023: Andrew Cojoe (Composite #132)
  • 2022: Savion Red (#203)
  • 2021: Charles Wright (#131)
  • 2021: Max Merril (#160)

Meanwhile, they took 5 total in 1 cycle (1 specialist)

fuck. Jimbo really was phoning it in.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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7 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

100% of the time this picture is posted, i am going to actually chuckle at this guys face

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48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Ryland Goede" is a perfect aggy football name

 

"Iffin he R Goede, less makum arrs." Probably.

59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

What am I missing here? 

Couldn't get playing time at Georgia and wasn't even a full time starter for an atrocious offense like Miss State. 1 reception for 18 yards at Miss State. Maybe he can block. 

If slightly below average blocker is what they're striving for.

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Some of these portal additions are just bad for aggy. 

Maybe this Goede dude is just a backup option at TE. 

Their new offense is going to need a lot of extra blocking surfaces.

Just now, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

Maroon Carrots and Cold Fusion not your bag, sir?

Nope…nor are lumber distribution, architecture, & football stadium construction.

Based on who is tagged in this, it looks like Chappell is also visiting Syracuse. 

Robinson is really recruiting their entire roster. 

 

How in the world has he still not been fired?

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How in the world has he still not been fired?

Their mods basically said that if they fire Robinson, the roster will collapse even worse than letting him poach a few of their kids. 

I think that has to be a bs story to try to explain something that I don't think has ever happened before to this extent.  I can't imagine he's doing anything to help the team right now and he's gone in 2 weeks.  You're gonna pay him to stay around and steal players so that maybe a couple malcontents stick around until the next transfer period in the Spring? There's no way they are gonna stick around after The Elk goes Junction Boys on their asses during spring ball.

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42 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If slightly below average blocker is what they're striving for.

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That's Goede Bull. 

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think that has to be a bs story to try to explain something that I don't think has ever happened before to this extent.  I can't imagine he's doing anything to help the team right now and he's gone in 2 weeks.  You're gonna pay him to stay around and steal players so that maybe a couple malcontents stick around until the next transfer period in the Spring? 

Nobody said their decision was logical.  That's just their way.

1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

The dude on the right is a product of sheep cloning.

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If slightly below average blocker is what they're striving for.

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I can predict the spin now, he was doing good at Georgia 4 years ago in 9 snaps, if you extrapolate growth he is practically a 5*!

This is Tony Grimes all over again.

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A thread on texags is saying Evan Stewart's social media posts location is DFW while they are practicing at the same time.

Their mods basically said that if they fire Robinson, the roster will collapse even worse than letting him poach a few of their kids. 

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If Robinson truly had balls, he'd be recruiting Elko to come to Syracuse with him to be his D-line coach.  And at this point in his tenure in College Station, Elko would think long and hard about that.

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

A thread on texags is saying Evan Stewart's social media posts location is DFW while they are practicing at the same time.

I don’t think it’s any surprise he’s not with the team. He gave up on the end of the season - did they think he was going to practice/play in their bowl?

On 12/12/2023 at 8:04 PM, ElChupacabra said:

MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM! 

Loved that episode.  Reminds me of.....me.

Us old bastids have to stick together.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

His name is Elijah. Imagine giving the guy who's extorting you a fucking dumb nickname like E-Rob. 

Love those Biblical names. He's splitting recruits like Moses parting the Red Sea.

 

Melko is so screwed ... this is what he's up against. 😂  😂  😂.

 

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Some of these portal additions are just bad for aggy. 

Maybe this Goede dude is just a backup option at TE. 

I mean...they need dudes for practice, right?

14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Might as well make an Ivy offer while we are at it. 

 

Joey Slackman???  That's not even a real name, and aggy is getting straight up trolled in the portal.

1 hour ago, NoName said:

100% of the time this picture is posted, i am going to actually chuckle at this guys face

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I'm telling you, add 40 years and that's John Sharp. 

2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

Here's how I do meat judging.

x, x, x, x, 2, x, x, 1, x, 4, x, x

#4 isn't good enough to make the top 3

2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

don't even joke about this

you do NOT want to know why I say this

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

S-Cart

S-Car-Go?

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

S-Car-Go?

S-Mart.

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NAME GAME RANKINGS:

1) The University of Texas

(a.k.a. “TEXAS”)

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2) Texas State

(from the outside looking in)

3) Texas Tech

(a.k.a. “Tech”)

4) Texas A&M

38 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Here's how I do meat judging.

x, x, x, x, 2, x, x, 1, x, 4, x, x

#4 isn't good enough to make the top 3

#4?

That is an interesting choice.

Good luck with your romantic endeavors.

The fuck are they doing? I guess getting beat by App St has them thinking they should get App St like players.

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The fuck are they doing? I guess getting beat by App St has them thinking they should get App St like players.

Beggars can't be choosers. 

12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Peggees can't be choosers. 

FIFY

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

One thing the aggies are trying to do in their new NIL agreements is a notion of a grant of rights. Even if a player goes elsewhere and makes NIL money, the money goes to the Aggie United shit. If the player doesn’t transfer the money, the aggie NIL fund is telling the players they’ll sue. 

So someone somewhere is supplying Hamm with some legit info about the idiotic and desperate shit the aggies are trying to do in order to plug holes in the leaking dam. 

Something something negative recruiting yourself.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

The dude on the right is a product of sheep cloning.

He looks like Toptunov a few days after reactor 4 exploded. 

The fuck are they doing? I guess getting beat by App St has them thinking they should get App St like players.

The Elk is scooping up all the diamonds in the rough
2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He looks like Toptunov a few days after reactor 4 exploded. 

 

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He looks like Toptunov a few days after reactor 4 exploded. 

😂 you are terrible

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

This is like a Surly recruiting thread that's waded into the cheese wheel. Ms. Terry is asking, "Nicholas, what in the blue fuck is going on here?! You said we would eat a few pizza rolls and talk about Aunt Fancy and Grandmama and we would head off to a nice steak dinner. This young man is playing a Vegas lounge act and Ruth's Chris is only open till 8!"

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