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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Starting to wonder if The Elk is gonna make it to 3 years.  Pretty much everything since his press conference has been a mess.

I think you gotta go back in time even further than that.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Starting to wonder if The Elk is gonna make it to 3 years.  Pretty much everything since his press conference has been a mess.

If they fire him after 3 years, they will be paying (assuming annual payouts):

- Elko $5.6m per year (not accounting for amount offset for contract with new school)

- Jimbo $7.2m per year

Not to coach at A&M. 

I'm ready for it.

 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Leon O’Neal is currently losing it on Twitter and has pulled the race card out

 

All because people keep posting AggieTodays denial to a&m 

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“Fake stories”
 

 

 

A weekend treat.  

Daddy98 shares his worldview.  

From a thread on Xavier Filsaime, on Aggie 247.

 

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(This poor guy ... trying to fit the luscious boob analogies to an emaciated skeleton of logic.)

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(Yo Soy says Yo Say Whaaaat??)

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(The moment when Daddy98 claims the intellectual high ground, as he dispenses knowledge - and condescension.)

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THE END

 

 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m convinced aggy offered Anthony to get Andrew. Jimbo was all in on landing DL. 

In a very bizarre, mentally unbalanced kind of way. As if he was going to corner the market on athletic DL and money whip all of them into staying. Never mind the rest of the roster was on fire, but he had ALL the DL in the SEC. 

16 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I need a Daddy98 translator. 

He is saying that aggy is prioritizing the boobs and Texas is prioritizing the house, and while aggy is upgrading the boobs, Texas is upgrading their house is such a way that it will block out the sun on the aggy house.

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Big, if true. Looking like they may be able to field a team for the 2024 season at this rate 
 

I'm curious why 'Aggie United' deleted their previous 'Run It Back' tweets they put out - not quite as finalized as they thought?

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'm curious why 'Aggie United' deleted their previous 'Run It Back' tweets they put out - not quite as finalized as they thought?

These appear to be a lot more generic with just a jersey number. 

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

These appear to be a lot more generic with just a jersey number. 

Click the pic - its still the player name.

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It’s quite telling that aggy now has to trumpet players that are staying who never indicated they were leaving 

49 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I need a Daddy98 translator. 

He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value. 

2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value. 

Is he trying to say Choate shouldn’t be allowed to recruit 2 LB’s from Hawaii and get them both to sign?

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Is he trying to say Choate shouldn’t be allowed to recruit 2 LB’s from Hawaii and get them both to sign?

He didn't say it in that post but he no doubt believes that. 

8 minutes ago, Bojack said:

He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value. 

He's saying the opposite.

1 minute ago, Bojack said:

He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value. 

If a mortgage is the largest financial undertaking you have been involved in, lol.

I’m not sure I completely understand the analogy but I’m gonna need to see the house and the boobs before I decide. 

I believe barndominium is the preferred nomenclature 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s quite telling that aggy now has to trumpet players that are staying who never indicated they were leaving 

I went to work today and didn’t get arrested. Where’s my raise and blowjob?!

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They don’t have a better school. They don’t have more money. They don’t have a better program. They don’t have better facilities. They don’t have better players.

They DO have more students. They are much easier to get into. They are a degree factory. They have more fake championships. They play FCS schools. They are the butt of most of America’s jokes. They’ve got all that going for them, which is nice. 

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

He's suggesting that the aggies have spent their money wisely on long lasting football infrastructure like stadium upgrades which he likens to having a big house and a wife with big boobs. The stupid sips, on the other hand, have spent the money on players which he likens to vacations and things like fancy cars and clothes which won't appreciate in value. 

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

He's saying the opposite.

I really don’t know what he’s saying, but I am certain that it is fucking stupid. 

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

I’m not sure I completely understand the analogy but I’m gonna need to see the house and the boobs before I decide. 

I really only need to see the boobs.

monkey's paw curls: it's his moobs

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I really don’t know what he’s saying, but I am certain that it is fucking stupid. 

Either way, someone in Katy is getting their auto insurance premiums raised Monday.
2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s quite telling that aggy now has to trumpet players that are staying who never indicated they were leaving 

This shit is so funny to me. Bryce Foster is closer to quitting football altogether than being a portal target for any school worth a shit. I hope they do these announcements for their entire roster 

9 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

This shit is so funny to me. Bryce Foster is closer to quitting football altogether than being a portal target for any school worth a shit. I hope they do these announcements for their entire roster 

United should tweet chest thumping brags every time a plane doesn't crash.

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

A weekend treat.  

Daddy98 shares his worldview.  

From a thread on Xavier Filsaime, on Aggie 247.

 

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(This poor guy ... trying to fit the luscious boob analogies to an emaciated skeleton of logic.)

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(Yo Soy says Yo Say Whaaaat??)

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(The moment when Daddy98 claims the intellectual high ground, as he dispenses knowledge - and condescension.)

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THE END

 

 

Jesus

in life, in Katy, working in insurance for 6figs, the house is king.  It’s the asset.  In fact, it’s the main asset of me and all my wealthy friends.  I don’t actually understand how mortgages work but I’ve got something called PMI so  I’m a baller.  Damn it’s good to be rich, life in the fast lane.

fucking goober.   

Wait. They are pimping players who decided on staying on the team? That's how pathetic their situation is.

26 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Jesus

in life, in Katy, working in insurance for 6figs, the house is king.  It’s the asset.  In fact, it’s the main asset of me and all my wealthy friends.  I don’t actually understand how mortgages work but I’ve got something called PMI so  I’m a baller.  Damn it’s good to be rich, life in the fast lane.

fucking goober.   

Be careful. It's like Beetlejuice up in here. You say the word "mortgage" three times, and @UTPhil2006 and @Wulaw Horn will come storming in here! 

The official Texas football twitter should tag Aggies United in a tweet that announces with 30 exclamation marks that Bevo is not transferring out through the portal. 

1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:

This shit is so funny to me. Bryce Foster is closer to quitting football altogether than being a portal target for any school worth a shit. I hope they do these announcements for their entire roster 

Well, with the looks of how they have been hit by attrition, defections, and the department of corrections, you only got like 35 or so more left... enjoy it like it is a fucked up version of an aggy advent calendar as a countdown to our playoff game.

9 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

That program is in a world of shit.

Well they would rather hire people to tell them how great they are over professionals who know how to do the job. It's been hilarious for my entire life and will continue to be that way until long after i am gone. True definition of cesspool.

On 12/14/2023 at 5:26 PM, Schulz2.0 said:

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Aggy definitely back traced them and the consequences will never be the same.

 

14 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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I was today years old when I learned there are people who refer to udders as "boobs."

6 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I was today years old when I learned there are people who refer to udders as "boobs."

I bet he has one hellacious headache this morning.

Fong said they're trending well for Solomon Williams somehow

On 12/15/2023 at 8:54 AM, Shaddie said:

Dammit. 
 

I guess he also drops out of the Looch 44. 

That's not a thing anymore & hasn't been since a&m paid signed the greatest class ever. They're too busy counting trophies wins buyouts to be bothered with silly recruit rankings.

2 minutes ago, hook me said:

That's not a thing anymore & hasn't been since a&m paid signed the greatest class ever. They're too busy counting trophies wins buyouts to be bothered with silly recruit rankings.

He realized it’s too tough to spin flips and losses after the fact as not meaningful when he himself ranked those guys real high in his own rankings.  And he didn’t want to start a New Jersey 44. 

2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Watch.  The.  Tape.  
 

 

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O’Neill tears up 5’3 Wall St bankers stuck in mud.

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Fong said they're trending well for Solomon Williams somehow

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