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@Bruh Man serious question. How many @ mentions have you had in the last 6 months? I bet it rivals Derka.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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1 hour ago, Yuk said:

I wish I could find the picture of Charlie and Shawn Watson (both exhausted) after spending an entire day convincing Kai Locksley to come to Texas. Pretty much sums up his tenure.

What summed up his tenure to me is that he never had a winning record. And we're not talking 11-1 or 10-2 here. Not one lousy 7-5 season in his whole tenure. He's the only Texas coach in my lifetime who can claim that distinction.

10 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

This hits close to home as gentry went to my high school....Eldorado. 

Home of the fightin’ Chris Everetts!

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No NM HS QB should ever be taken seriously unless he does ok at a Juco first.  The level of competition is so low. Who’s the NM HS QB that has had the most success?  Landry Jones?

FYI/PSA, Texas vs. Neb. Volleyball Championship today is on ESPN+ only, NOT the regular ESPN channels they showed tournament on leading to today.

Quit spamming shit fucker, it’s on ABC.
FYI/PSA, Texas vs. Neb. Volleyball Championship today is on ESPN+ only, NOT the regular ESPN channels they showed tournament on leading to today.

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yup, it's on ABC. I foolishly went to the TEXASSPORTS.com site to see what channel and they link to ESPN+. No mention of ABC. I'll go back to sleep.

 

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1 minute ago, Victor R. Franko said:

yup, it's on ABC. I foolishly went to the TEXASSPORTS.com site to see what channel and they link to ESPN+. No mention of ABC. I'll go back to sleep.

 

The problem isn’t that you are a fucking idiot who can’t read.  It is that you insist on being a fucking idiot on a bunch of different forums that have nothing to do with volleyball.

18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Those Oregon State defensive players that entered the portal that aggy thought they had a chance with and were going to get a visit from have been crystal balled to USC 

Hitting. The. Portal. Hard.

Actually, had A&M landed a few highly touted guys, I'd be inclined to think that they may be hitting on some decent overlooked players from the Missouri Valley Conference. As it is, it looks like they're being forced to settle.

T&P

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This is amazing. I have always wondered if I would live long enough to see aggy fall completely off their roller coaster haha. They have been a perennial 8-4 program most of my life but if they continue on this path there’s a good chance they become a 6-6 program which is fucking hilarious. If sark beats them like a drum next year they may just quit football all together hahaha. 

With us and OU coming into the sec there is a real displacement that is going to happen. We will push both arky and aggy down into doormat status. Aggy sees this and is panicking to avoid it, but every step they take is like throwing accelerant onto that process.

BYW, there is a greater than zero chance that there will be aggy wearing elk horns at games next year.

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

You dumb sip you don’t understand The Elk’s master plan.  

I believe you mean PLAN 2024

This is amazing. I have always wondered if I would live long enough to see aggy fall completely off their roller coaster haha.. 



Dude, they still have work to do to get past this to even get ON the roller coaster…

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On the positive side ... 

 

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They must be miserable. The only good news they’ve received since beating South Carolina is Fong believes aggy is trending for Solomon Williams. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Home of the fightin’ Chris Everetts!

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No NM HS QB should ever be taken seriously unless he does ok at a Juco first.  The level of competition is so low. Who’s the NM HS QB that has had the most success?  Landry Jones?

Landry and Everett probably at the top in my lifetime of following NM HS. Bobby Newcomb had 15 minutes.  Current NMSU qb is from Albuquerque. Probably missed someone from a Clovis or Roswell that did something.

It's slim pickins in that state. 

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47 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They must be miserable. The only good news they’ve received since beating South Carolina is Fong believes aggy is trending for Solomon Williams. 

Well good news he’s just as good as Simmons.

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50 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They must be miserable. The only good news they’ve received since beating South Carolina is Fong believes aggy is trending for Solomon Williams. 

College Station is too poor to get a Williams Sonoma... 

College Station is too poor to get a Williams Sonoma... 

Speaking of, did Baylor ever get that Pappadeux they were promising to recruits 8 years ago?

#CAB

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5 minutes ago, mdleast said:


Speaking of, did Baylor ever get that Pappadeux they were promising to recruits 8 years ago?

#CAB

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Imagine trying to attract recruits with shitty in-n-out fries

15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Imagine trying to attract recruits with shitty in-n-out fries

Those aren't fries, they are shaped styrofoam strips.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Strike one...

Elko was expecting this. No big deal. Elko has better players in his sights.

It's probably been mentioned but everytime I see their updated roster, it becomes incredibly apparent the disconnect between fans/donors view of Elko and the player's view of Elko.  Particularly on the defensive side.  I mean, he was brought in with the hopes that the defense (coaches included) would mostly remain the same.  Yet they only have 3 starters returning (assuming no more go portaling) and an incomplete coaching staff. 

This is setting up a train wreck for '24 and I look forward to all the hilarity that continues!

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He looks sad/resigned to his fate
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He looks sad/resigned to his fate

 

That guy is 45.  Is he a player/ coach?

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He looks sad/resigned to his fate

 

First A&M pick-up that doesn't look flat-out terrible tbh

 

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Bobby Burton with the quote of the year on his Sunday update:

“As it relates to A&M, this will feel like an avalanche to them. Texas is the avalanche and A&M is the little shack on the side of the hill getting ready to be engulfed. That is what is happening to their recruiting class, and to a number of other issues that they are dealing with right now.”

21 minutes ago, mdleast said:

He looks sad/resigned to his fate

 

“What the fuck did I just do?”

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Elko was expecting this. No big deal. Elko has better players in his sights.

Let's see .. USC in Los Angeles or A&M with all those weirdos in College Station, Texas. I'm sure that was a hard decision. 

Ags are saying they want three stars from Kerrville who want to play for A&M anyway, so I'm sure they don't care. 

29 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Bobby Burton with the quote of the year on his Sunday update:

“As it relates to A&M, this will feel like an avalanche to them. Texas is the avalanche and A&M is the little shack on the side of the hill getting ready to be engulfed. That is what is happening to their recruiting class, and to a number of other issues that they are dealing with right now.”

Just another cog in the  BOMC machine.  

11 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I don’t understand why E-Stew and Wiggy haven’t hit the portal yet.

I am sure Stewart is leveraging, My hunch is that Weigman is waiting to see how the OL is addressed. 

40 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Look at their narratives already starting to shift. 

 

aggy all about that 5 star culture

10 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy all about that 5 star culture

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Biggest star-fuckers in CFB for the last three years. Now? Give us grinders that love A&M (and work for cheap).

As all of these former commits and new prospects lose purchase on the rocky place that is Aggie football, it's typical that they won't even recognize the loss of Jimbo's chief talent: closing recruits. They were sure the recruits were coming to the greatness of A&M alone and only required a better gameday coach.

Now the Jimbo days are about to become their 20-year peak.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Bobby Burton with the quote of the year on his Sunday update:

“As it relates to A&M, this will feel like an avalanche to them. Texas is the avalanche and A&M is the little shack on the side of the hill getting ready to be engulfed. That is what is happening to their recruiting class, and to a number of other issues that they are dealing with right now.”

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

“What the fuck did I just do?”

"Their baseball uniforms said 'Texas'."

They don’t have to worry anymore about living up to their 4th most talented team in America ranking.

Aggy building a Sun Belt all star team. Maybe they'll finally be able to compete with the likes of App State.

53 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

They don’t have to worry anymore about living up to their 4th most talented team in America ranking.

Wasserman has to be losing his shit.

Ags just offered this 2025 3 star QB from Algona, Iowa. Other main offers are from Nebraska, Iowa, Iowa State, and...Kansas State.

 

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