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difficult to find a position group that isn't strongly advantage<a&m today.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Texags is only showing 6 guys have signed as of now (Funk, Pride, M Davis, O'Neill, Karner, Kendall Jackson).  Is everyone else trying to find a better option or waiting until February?  Ha

2 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Texags is only showing 6 guys have signed as of now (Funk, Pride, M Davis, O'Neill, Karner, Kendall Jackson).  Is everyone else trying to find a better option or waiting until February?  Ha

They're obviously in their carb-loading phase.

 
Lol lol lol ... 
 
Hey Carter  - good offensive lines
- they maul
- they bulldoze
- they bludgeon
- they do not "sneak."
 
 
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Ah….the ol’ “new S&C staff is SO much better than the previous one that was a huge step up from the one before that which was light years ahead of the crappy one that was a major upgrade from the one it replaced” straw is already being grasped…
16 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Texags is only showing 6 guys have signed as of now (Funk, Pride, M Davis, O'Neill, Karner, Kendall Jackson).  Is everyone else trying to find a better option or waiting until February?  Ha

247 updates on their class - the top 5 commits they have are still not signed and they have no NLI's signed by anyone in the state of Texas top 50 at the moment. meanwhile, Texas has 2 outstanding NLI's from their 20 commits.

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and TBD

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58 minutes ago, Yesh said:

Texags is only showing 6 guys have signed as of now (Funk, Pride, M Davis, O'Neill, Karner, Kendall Jackson).  Is everyone else trying to find a better option or waiting until February?  Ha

Quick trip to Olive Garden should fix that.

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I know I mentioned this with some detail a few days ago, but in reading these updates, I can't help but truly marvel at the abject idiocy of the aggie and Melko efforts. That fat dipshit shows up, gets a look at his limited NIL, and then tries to reset expectations with an entire recruiting class. Who could have seen something crazy like most of the recruits with other attractive NIL options deciding to pause and do a review of their options, of which the aggie option now looks like one of the worst paths? Weird.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Instead they're excitedly tweeting about players already on their roster that aren't leaving.

5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

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That guy they're bragging about keeping was a late take in last year's class. They bought him out from underneath Nebraska and CU, if memory serves, for nominal NIL dollars. He's the kind of recruit you don't offer NIL to, frankly. 

What ATM is doing with the updates on players choosing to stay is truly bizarre. Is anyone else announcing that random players on their roster are returning for the spring semester? I've never even heard of that kind of thing.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What ATM is doing with the updates on players choosing to stay is truly bizarre. Is anyone else announcing that random players on their roster are returning for the spring semester? I've never even heard of that kind of thing.

Also the fact that these announcements are coming from their NIL, not the players themselves. If they're trying to create momentum, have it come from the team, not the money. It comes off as these players are being held hostage. 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Funny, I don't remember him saying the had the worst offensive line coach in college football 3 months ago.

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Was just up in Schoolcraft this hits close to home!

 

33 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Funny, I don't remember him saying the had the worst offensive line coach in college football 3 months ago.

This. Where is the outrage from the aggy mob for being lied to for the last 6 years. Every year, every day, up to the day that Jimbo was fired, the entire propaganda machine pumped out drivel about things being on track, Jimbo being brilliant, the coaches being the best, the players being on board, etc., etc.  

As soon as they ejected Jimbo, the negative press about his lack of leadership has been incessant, from the exact same Pravda mouthpieces. 

Who is calling out those idiots for their lying?  No one. Not a soul. Just get the coaster ready for the next incline. 

Why are three of the five signees white dudes with prototypical Aggie face?

You have to be red assed aggie or have no other options to have signed in the middle of the current mess.  The guy who committed yesterday didn't have an actual offer yet and they took his NLI today anyway.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Why are three of the five signees white dudes with prototypical Aggie face?

If you were a minority, would you go there without financial incentives?

1 minute ago, nnm said:

This. Where is the outrage from the aggy mob for being lied to for the last 6 years. Every year, every day, up to the day that Jimbo was fired, the entire propaganda machine pumped out drivel about things being on track, Jimbo being brilliant, the coaches being the best, the players being on board, etc., etc.  

As soon as they ejected Jimbo, the negative press about his lack of leadership has been incessant, from the exact same Pravda mouthpieces. 

Who is calling out those idiots for their lying?  No one. Not a soul. Just get the coaster ready for the next incline. 

Reading Texags and 247 and watching the aggie masses respond, and having some knowledge about things going on behind the scenes, it's crazy to me that Orwell was writing as much about the future of the aggie state of being as he was the Soviet Stalinest Era when he penned Animal Farm. That dude saw the future.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

If you could make an aggy in the lab and film him and publish it out on Twitter, that aggy would be Ashton Funk from Katy, Texas

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why are three of the five signees white dudes with prototypical Aggie face?

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After a few hundred pics with that look on his face someone said "here, put these Blue Blocker XL shades on" as an act of mercy.

Liucci had a midnight chat last night. Would love to see what kind of answers he threw out there and how many of his own subscribers he threatened to fight in the parking lot of Texags.

1 minute ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Liucci had a midnight chat last night. Would love to see what kind of answers he threw out there and how many of his own subscribers he threatened to fight in the parking lot of Texags.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That guy they're bragging about keeping was a late take in last year's class. They bought him out from underneath Nebraska and CU, if memory serves, for nominal NIL dollars. He's the kind of recruit you don't offer NIL to, frankly. 

What ATM is doing with the updates on players choosing to stay is truly bizarre. Is anyone else announcing that random players on their roster are returning for the spring semester? I've never even heard of that kind of thing.

Gonna use our Texas One Fund twitter account so I can send out graphics touting that Max Merrill is staying

24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ashton Funk looks like a "special" player.


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Highly regarded 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

That guy they're bragging about keeping was a late take in last year's class. They bought him out from underneath Nebraska and CU, if memory serves, for nominal NIL dollars. He's the kind of recruit you don't offer NIL to, frankly. 

What ATM is doing with the updates on players choosing to stay is truly bizarre. Is anyone else announcing that random players on their roster are returning for the spring semester? I've never even heard of that kind of thing.

How about Reveille?

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What ATM is doing with the updates on players choosing to stay is truly bizarre. Is anyone else announcing that random players on their roster are returning for the spring semester? I've never even heard of that kind of thing.

It's truly hilarious and I've wondered the same thing. I haven't seen anyone else do it. I mean aren't they basically announcing that they "re-signed" these guys which is pay-for-play and technically a violation? Obviously the NCAA won't do anything and everyone else is paying too, but still...

Seems incredibly dumb but what else is new

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They're not too happy with Gerrys dose of reality 

14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

They're not too happy with Gerrys dose of reality 

That dude better stock up on the Xanax because it ain't getting better any time soon...

If you're McKinley, Bo Davis coaching the Outland trophy winner has got to be something to think about. Plus ... Austin vs. College Station.  McKinley's too big a fish to play in a small pond.  

 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If you're McKinley, Bo Davis coaching the Outland trophy winner has got to be something to think about. Plus ... Austin vs. College Station.  McKinley's too big a fish to play in a small pond.  

 

College Station isn't a consideration anymore.

18 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Texags saying "Bama momentum with Solomon Williams." 

I like that for schaudenfreude reasons

Just noticed aggy has 0 RBs in this class. Shocking incompetence.

Their signed 2023 class is barely big enough to field a basketball team from.

 

Nutjobs penning manifestos ... what could go wrong?

 

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