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40 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Can just see and feel the excitement coming out of College Station in year 1 of the Elko experiment

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"Coach Elk, why so few signees?"

"I ate the rest."

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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3 hours ago, Vermin said:

Only 2 instate players signed with aggy today. Out of 30 million people, only 2 of them are dumber than dirt. There is hope for this nation.

So we’ll see the release of the Liucci 2 list today?

So we’re at end of day. What happened with Dealyn Evans?

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

So we’re at end of day. What happened with Dealyn Evans?

Not signing. 

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

So we’re at end of day. What happened with Dealyn Evans?

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

So we’re at end of day. What happened with Dealyn Evans?

he's not signing today

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It must chap their asses that OU and Texas walked into the SEC with top 5 classes in the conference. A&M crawls in wearing their milkmaid outfits at #9 in the SEC. 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

So, with OTF firing up another round at exactly 4:30, makes me think aggy about to lose another one.

@BobbyB and company going hard today. 

And IT fades into irrelevance. Future generations will struggle to understands IT's relevance in its own era.

53 minutes ago, WBT said:

If they find out he passed up on NJ jesus to bring back Santucci, but couldn't even get him until after the Birmingham bowl, Mehlko may never recover with the fanbase.  May require the biggest emergency Looch yet 

A catastrophe blooch?

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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This is a hysterical comparison. 2017 was the first year there was an early signing period, and only about 60 percent of players signed early. Now that there is more familiarity with the concept, the early signing day number is about 90 percent. But nice comparison anyway, Brauny. Enjoy the Elko magic. 

2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Enjoy the Elk magic.

 

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Video of Aggy introducing everyone who signed for them today:

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This belongs in the Aggie thread too as well !!!

Woo hoo!

Whoop ...s!!!

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

This belongs in the Aggie thread too as well !!!

Woo hoo!

Whoop ...s!!!

 

 

 

 

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From greatest class ever to no class in two short years. 

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From greatest class ever to no class in two short years. 

They’ve always had no class.

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he wasn’t lying about playing for a coach with an explosive offense only thing he got wrong is getting aggy back where they should be by leaving the class

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This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

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Just now, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

The Aristocrats!

I can't get over the fact they only signed 9 high schools guys.

1 minute ago, Yesh said:

I can't get over the fact they only signed 9 high schools guys.

Those high schoolers aren't ready for the grind that is aggy glory holes. 

I'm so glad Looch leaked out the Stoops hire to stop it. 

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Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

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1 minute ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

They fired Jimbo because they were worried about the program's direction and perception. They paid all the money to fire Jimbo to hire Elko. High school and college football players are responding loud and clear what they think of the hire. Also, aggy is realizing what happens when they can't buy players. NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE.

Klein HAS to be rethinking coaching there. No way he expected it to be THIS bad.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

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They fired Jimbo and hired Elko instead of Stoops because everyone was laughing at them. 

Guess what? We’re laughing harder now. 
 

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And they fired jimbo early so that they could get a coaching staff hired and keeping the class together. And they used that time to hire and unhire mark stoops before circling back to the presumed guy elko who hasn’t hired hardly anyone by ESD. 

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Klein HAS to be rethinking coaching there. No way he expected it to be THIS bad.

Are you sure he’s actually there?

 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Are you sure he’s actually there?

Good point. It's amazing that he's been completely MIA. You'd think he'd be leading the charge to hold the class together and bring in better portal players. 

That dude could be dead for all we know.

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Klein HAS to be rethinking coaching there. No way he expected it to be THIS bad.

Just more bargaining power. They're gonna need to make him the highest paid oc in the country. 

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Good point. It's amazing that he's been completely MIA. You'd think he'd be leading the charge to hold the class together and bring in better portal players. 

That dude could be dead for all we know.

I think if he is actually going to aggy, he was showing respect to KSU by not making a big announcement until after NSD. That’s clearly what the DC (whether Santucci or someone else) is doing. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Are you sure he’s actually there?

You know what Klein did before he became an offensive coordinator? Counterintelligence. He’s gone. There is no Klein.

19 minutes ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

 

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"Hey, Collin, this is Mike Elko. When are you going to make it to College Station?"

 

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Racist Daniel Figurelli must be running out of conspiracy theories to explain why Texas is drinking up aggy's milkshake today.

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Oh my fucking god! This is the perfect shit cherry on the vomit sundae aggy has been eating all fucking day

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Oh my fucking god! This is the perfect shit cherry on the vomit sundae aggy has been eating all fucking day

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The #1 Jersey is available now

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Don't worry guys. It's not a flip. 

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Definitely agree with the idea that the A&M establishment should publicly accuse On3 of running anti-ag propaganda. That would be amazing.

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