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5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Don't worry guys. It's not a flip. 

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Definitely not a flip. That was 10 hours ago. Old news. Gig ‘em. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Anyone got any tips for reloaded on serotonin, pretty sure has me spent .

 

It's going to take Klein and Weigman going to Syracuse to get this monkey off my back 

 

When do they start tampering with Prairie View players?

24 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Don't worry guys. It's not a flip. 

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This is absolutely ridiculous. Braun should be ashamed of himself. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

This is absolutely ridiculous. Braun should be ashamed of himself. 

The concept of shame does not exist to aggy. 

50 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

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58 minutes ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

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1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

That's actually a good discussion. Who did he fuck more on his way out, FSU or aggy?

I'm voting aggy because not only did he leave the program with a rotting culture, all his mercenaries fled the program relegating them to scour Old fucking Dominion for players, and now they are fucking broke for the next 5 years.

7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

Jimbo is a Saint and did no wrong.   Aggy aggyed it up.  

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7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

I imagine the beginning of "Sympathy for the Devil" started playing as Jimbo drove out of College Station wearing a shit eating grin while lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

3 hours ago, Constant said:

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It must chap their asses that OU and Texas walked into the SEC with top 5 classes in the conference. A&M crawls in wearing their milkmaid outfits at #9 in the SEC. 

This post deserves this all time great from You Tube

 

 

28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

That's actually a good discussion. Who did he fuck more on his way out, FSU or aggy?

I'm voting aggy because not only did he leave the program with a rotting culture, all his mercenaries fled the program relegating them to scour Old fucking Dominion for players, and now they are fucking broke for the next 5 years.

No question it's texum. The money, the embarassment, the exodus, but most importantly the lack of a fucking trophy. 

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

No question it's texum. The money, the embarassment, the exodus, but most importantly the lack of a fucking trophy. 

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

*meaningful trophy 

11 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

You think they put that on eBay yet. I wonder when the Elk get his own make believe trophy. 

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In my attempt to OD on aggy schadenfreude, I listened to Elko's press conference in its entirety... He said "quality not quantity" ~20+ times and stressed how hard he's been busting his ass the past few days. "You can't even really imagine what it's like to get hired days before NSD1"... "We could've tried to make a splash, but we didn't want to compromise the integrity of our program or what A&M is about." "Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

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Yeah what is fsu’s total expenditure for jimbo, for one title and another cfp appearance, and what is aggy’s for nothing?

1 minute ago, Rhinotx said:

You think they put that on eBay yet. I wonder when the Elk get his own make believe trophy. 

You'd have to go Ocean's Eleven on the Hall of Champion to steal that rare masterpiece first.

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

"Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

Well he's making both tasks look Herculean

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Check out who happens to be their beacon of hope.

 

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20 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

"We could've tried to make a splash, but we didn't want to compromise the integrity of our program or what A&M is about." 

They certainly avoided any splashes… maybe the soft splunk of a turdlet hitting the water in the toilet 

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

WE DID IT

 

Dumb ?  I have watched this ever since it came out. (Most awesome meme, gif, video ever). I know on YT creator is bigquesoaustin. 
 

Is this a surly dude?

2 hours ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

When you think it's impossible, or unbelievable, dial

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

When do they start tampering with Prairie View players?

Tampering? As far as I know they still spit on those people. 

45 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

Can we put this in our trophy case now?

46 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

 "Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

Clearly. He’s signed nine players and only two coaches. 

32 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Check out who happens to be their beacon of hope.

 

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Charlie Strong/Pat Moorer copium I saw here.

I hope they never have a winning record.

4 minutes ago, linux said:

Charlie Strong/Pat Moorer copium I saw here.

I hope they never have a winning record.

Yeah, the uber focus from fans about the S&C coach is a huge red flag and sign your program is in the shitter. We've been there. Florida dealing with it as well right now.

 

37 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Check out who happens to be their beacon of hope.

 

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“On the bright side, at least my hair didn’t get messed up.”

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Yeah, the uber focus from fans about the S&C coach is a huge red flag and sign your program is in the shitter. We've been there. Florida dealing with it as well right now.
 

A few days in the Pit will whip these boys into shape! Natty time!
59 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

In my attempt to OD on aggy schadenfreude, I listened to Elko's press conference in its entirety... He said "quality not quantity" ~20+ times and stressed how hard he's been busting his ass the past few days. "You can't even really imagine what it's like to get hired days before NSD1"... "We could've tried to make a splash, but we didn't want to compromise the integrity of our program or what A&M is about." "Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

Winning is hard.

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yeah, the uber focus from fans about the S&C coach is a huge red flag and sign your program is in the shitter. We've been there. Florida dealing with it as well right now.

 

Exactly. Want to know the secret to never have the team quit on you? Don't hire stupid ass coaches that players have zero faith in.

Players quit mentally way way before they quit physically.

 

The TexAgs veto had a chilling effect on their program. Understanding they could be canceled midair, coaches are unwilling to resign to take an aggy job, lest they end up with neither.

On the other hand, let’s be happy for the analysts getting on field aggy coaching positions and 10Xing their pay.

3 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

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he wasn’t lying about playing for a coach with an explosive offense only thing he got wrong is getting aggy back where they should be by leaving the class

aggy don't play klan next year dammit

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy don't play klan next year dammit

unless they both make the SEC championship game

at this point sharpe, looch, bjork, buzbee, buchanan and figurelli are going to have dress up and pretend to be corches for the bowl game

3 hours ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

 

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

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Speaking of Jimbo, lil'est fish is all grown up.

 

Samford is probably hoping to make a donor out of an alum with $77 million on the way.

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I thought he had some kind of blood disease?

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6 hours ago, Constant said:

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It must chap their asses that OU and Texas walked into the SEC with top 5 classes in the conference. A&M crawls in wearing their milkmaid outfits at #9 in the SEC. 

Their self destruction this offseason will go down on the mount rushmore of aggy fuckups. There is no possible way paying $77 million to blow up your entire team, your current recruiting class, ruin your NIL engine, and hire a coach who is already failing at a Charlie Strong level just in time for Texas and OU to walk in the door of the conference is not among the all timers.

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Klein HAS to be rethinking coaching there. No way he expected it to be THIS bad.

he's accustomed to coaching up lesser talent, tho

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