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17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn’t he get a raise at LSU because of Aggie?

Sure did!

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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9 hours ago, SamMan said:

I swear she and her son were both characters on MTV’s underrated animated sitcom, Daria:

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Josh Homme starter kit. 

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Sure, there are better pictures, but that smile.   

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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does aggy EVAR receive intel that doesn't "lean their way"?

they "feel good" about a hundred signatures every fall

we really should compete with Looch

 

48 minutes ago, Teryor said:

In case any of you forgot where Aggy stood in the hierarchy, they weren't able to pull Denbrock

And now they'll have to play against him in Week 1 next year. 

55 minutes ago, Teryor said:

In case any of you forgot where Aggy stood in the hierarchy, they weren't able to pull Denbrock

Aggy only pulls LSU corches that got fired or have been gone from the program.

See: Moffitt, Tommy

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26 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I thought ND was notoriously cheap with coaches?

Maybe his family didn’t like getting paid in nutria pelts and boudin. 

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

In case any of you forgot where Aggy stood in the hierarchy, they weren't able to pull Denbrock

Sir, Looch said aggy was pursuing Denbrock and then they ‘pivoted’. They pivoted!

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, Looch said aggy was pursuing Denbrock and then they ‘pivoted’. They pivoted!

I was gonna bang Kate Beckinsale but she doesn't who me so I pivoted to wanting to fuck Rebecca Ferguson. She'll definitely want me knowing how much money I give to my crazy ex-wife.

55 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

After.

Explosive tweet now gone

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I thought ND was notoriously cheap with coaches?

I've heard their admin was very not happy with how the last year has played out and realized they needed to sack up a bit

43 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, Looch said aggy was pursuing Denbrock and then they ‘pivoted’. They pivoted!

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5 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

The ETBF is strong with this one. 

Oh, get the fuck out of here, Lou. You would jump on that like a trampoline and none of us would blame you for a second.

13 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I've heard their admin was very not happy with how the last year has played out and realized they needed to sack up a bit

Denbrock should be awesome for Notre Dame as long as Riley Leonard is the third coming of Lamar Jackson. Seems super likely.

56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Maybe his family didn’t like getting paid in nutria pelts and boudin. 

Go on....

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

does aggy EVAR receive intel that doesn't "lean their way"?

they "feel good" about a hundred signatures every fall

we really should compete with Looch

 

*blooch

10 hours ago, SamMan said:

I swear she and her son were both characters on MTV’s underrated animated sitcom, Daria:

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She looks like one of those SAHMs that calls herself an "entrepreneur" because she's involved in three different MLM schemes.  

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Lulz.

 

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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Good luck with that. 

 

41 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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When I think “bring the heat” it’s certainly this motherfucker as he dresses age appropriately like he’s about to go attend a Gallagher show. I’m certain he finds the concept of hitting watermelons with hammers to be uproariously funny.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

When I think “bring the heat” it’s certainly this motherfucker as he dresses age appropriately like he’s about to go attend a Gallagher show. I’m certain he finds the concept of hitting watermelons with hammers to be uproariously funny.

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Gallagher was funny as hell... When I was 7

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:
6 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

 

Oh, get the fuck out of here, Lou. You would jump on that like a trampoline and none of us would blame you for a second.

I'm not sure this simile is conveying what you think it's conveying

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15 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Gallagher was funny as hell... When I was 7

Exactly. 

I’m guessing Blooch has been on a two-day bender to put himself in the right frame of mind to go on the air and appear happy with the recent coaching hire and recruiting class.

22 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Gallagher was funny as hell... When I was 7

I had a friend down the street whose father found Gallagher to be laugh out loud hilarious and had his recorded specials playing regularly when I'd go over to play. I was like 7 or 8. One night at home, they show a clip of his next big show on Showtime and it's just him hammering fruit into the audience. "Dad, why do people find that funny?" "Who do you know that finds that shit funny?" "Matthew's dad." "He sounds like an idiot and you need to stop going over to his house."

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m guessing Blooch has been on a two-day bender to put himself in the right frame of mind to go on the air and appear happy with the recent coaching hire and recruiting class.

Manipulating and hyping up the Aggy fanbase for 20+ years has to take a mental toll. 

 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I had a friend down the street whose father found Gallagher to be laugh out loud hilarious and had his recorded specials playing regularly when I'd go over to play. I was like 7 or 8. One night at home, they show a clip of his next big show on Showtime and it's just him hammering fruit into the audience. "Dad, why do people find that funny?" "Who do you know that finds that shit funny?" "Matthew's dad." "He sounds like an idiot and you need to stop going over to his house."

Hahaha. Very similar experience for me. Except it was my dad's Shriner friend who liked to watch him.  Dad quit going to Shriner functions years ago when my brother and I got busy with sports.  I'm not even sure that dude is still alive. 

Congrats to aggy for stealing a guy away from a 2-10 team.

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Congrats to aggy for moving a guy away from a 2-10 team to another 2-10 team.

Fify

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Maybe his family didn’t like getting paid in nutria pelts and boudin. 

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9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I had a friend down the street whose father found Gallagher to be laugh out loud hilarious and had his recorded specials playing regularly when I'd go over to play. I was like 7 or 8. One night at home, they show a clip of his next big show on Showtime and it's just him hammering fruit into the audience. "Dad, why do people find that funny?" "Who do you know that finds that shit funny?" "Matthew's dad." "He sounds like an idiot and you need to stop going over to his house."

They put that dude on Showtime?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Oh, get the fuck out of here, Lou. You would jump on that like a trampoline and none of us would blame you for a second.

Well yeah... that still doesn't change the fact that she has somewhat of an ETBF.

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Id put my face in her box 

27 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Hahaha. Very similar experience for me. Except it was my dad's Shriner friend who liked to watch him.  Dad quit going to Shriner functions years ago when my brother and I got busy with sports.  I'm not even sure that dude is still alive. 

If he is, he's probably swerving all over the road in a funny hat on a white Harley. 

Is Moffitt the new Chief?

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If he is, he's probably swerving all over the road in a funny hat on a white Harley. 

He had a sky blue short bed Chevy back then... I actually wish I could find that truck and buy it off him. 

But he probably traded it in for the white Harley already. 

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Moffitt looks like a used car salesman 

Well, yeah. @Tex Pete hasn’t bought his used F150s from anyone but Moffitt’s No Credit No Problem lot in Longview since it opened back in ‘05.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, yeah. @Tex Pete hasn’t bought his used F150s from anyone but Moffitt’s No Credit No Problem lot in Longview since it opened back in ‘05.

Aside from their football team and a taco shack that's probably been closed awhile, there's nothing good in Longview. 

Wells lives somewhere around there, yeah?

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3 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, Looch said aggy was pursuing Denbrock and then they ‘pivoted’. They pivoted!

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12 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Aside from their football team and a taco shack that's probably been closed awhile, there's nothing good in Longview. 

Wells lives somewhere around there, yeah?

I sure as fuck wouldn’t call it Living, but that guy probably would with vigor. 

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I sure as fuck wouldn’t call it Living, but that guy probably would with vigor. 

Plenty of ETSF for sure. 

38 minutes ago, F250 said:

Is Moffitt the new Chief?

Idk..does he have a "snuff boy"?

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, yeah. @Tex Pete hasn’t bought his used F150s from anyone but Moffitt’s No Credit No Problem lot in Longview since it opened back in ‘05.

Why the need to call Pete out? Pot-stirring mother fucker...

Truthfully, I have missed any rants Pete has gone on in defense of Moffitt, but I know why Pete is defensive of him, and Pete and I will always see eye to eye on that subject. We are in the unique position of knowing exactly how the LSU strength program was run under Moffitt AND exactly how the UT strength program was run under Mad Dog and that worthless turd Wylie. And having that knowledge made it crystal clear as to how we (Texas) were able to squander such talented teams under Mack while LSU was able to win championships with a vegetable as head coach and a scrub playing QB (in 03 and 07). It has taught me the value of a strength coach, and it has shaped my opinions on not only S&C philosophies, but the implementation of those philosophies. For instance, I think Mad Dog knew how to put a training program together, but I think he fell extremely short in demanding accountability from the players. Wylie is just a narcissist who found a job that let him work out on the clock. He’s a moron.

I disagree with Moffitt as to the caliber of the other coaches at atm, but I do believe Moffitt is the type of guy you hire if you need a culture change. In the day of the transfer portal, maybe his approach wont work as well, but until I see otherwise, I will praise that one hire as a good one. 
 

All that said, I’m not predicting atm to make a huge turnaround. S&C can only fix so much. At least LSU had good football assistants. 

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