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Coen Echols, 4 star OL from Katy who decommitted from aggy 2 weeks ago, goes LSU. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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3 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Hahaha. Very similar experience for me. Except it was my dad's Shriner friend who liked to watch him.  Dad quit going to Shriner functions years ago when my brother and I got busy with sports.  I'm not even sure that dude is still alive. 

Surely your family would let you know if your dad died...right?

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Well, yeah. @Tex Pete hasn’t bought his used F150s from anyone but Moffitt’s No Credit No Problem lot in Longview since it opened back in ‘05.

Dang, he and Johnny Manziel's "super rich AF" dad are in an east Texas used car dealing turf war? Whose side will Aggie Nation take?

LSU is a massive beneficiary of Aggie implosion. 

4 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Gallagher was funny as hell... When I was 7

He's funnier now that he's dead.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

He's funnier now that he's dead.

Theres still Gallagher 2 out there smashing froots

7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Idk..does he have a "snuff boy"?

You know he does, it's an aggy right that all aggy corches and senior cadets be issued a "snuff boy" for certain itches a sheep cannot satisfy.

9 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

They put that dude on Showtime?

At the time, Showtime was like the JV leagues to HBO.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

You know he does, it's an aggy right that all aggy corches and senior cadets be issued a "snuff boy" for certain itches a sheep cannot satisfy.

Does he have real bad...like chainsaw teef?

8 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Coen Echols, 4 star OL from Katy who decommitted from aggy 2 weeks ago, goes LSU. 

tu is using LSU as a front as they plot to bring us down. We warned the SEC!

14 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Josh Homme starter kit. 

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Sure, there are better pictures, but that smile.   

Josh Homme was great in Mask with Cher. Plus he makes awesome music. 10/10 will always listen 

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13 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Aggy only pulls LSU corches that got fired or have been gone from the program.

See: Moffitt, Tommy

See: Fisher, Jizzbo

After hearing Justin Wells & Scipio Tex's comments on Elko during the most recent episode of the EGAT podcast, I'm glad Aggy's irrationality lead them to settle for the Elko hire. LOL. They called Elko a "Sweater Wearer".

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20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Another head-to-head against Sark. There were rumors that this sitting SEC lineman would portal to tu, but The Elk beat them again!

So they have a GM now but still no confirmed on field coaches. What are aggy $9.95ers saying?

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

I think Fatheree took 2 snaps all season and those were in the opener. I might be off in my count since I’m going off of memory, but not by much. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

What the fuck is wrong with the aggy social media team?  Why are all their posts missing the top 3rd?  

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

They have a 2nd string?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Guessing Shemar Turner is playing in the bowl game?

If the guy was smart he’d portal to Texas and have a season like his former high school teammate.

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2 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

If the guy was smart he’d portal to Texas and have a season like his former high school teammate.

Counterpoint, if he were smart he wouldn't be at aggy in the first place

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

What the fuck is wrong with the aggy social media team?  Why are all their posts missing the top 3rd?  

It’s the only way they can get a click

 

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Wonder how much A&M paid Kill to retire so they could hype Elko has the "best Aggie HC" in college football. 

 

 

In all seriousness, happy trails, Jerry. 

 

5 hours ago, DixonHur said:

What the fuck is wrong with the aggy social media team?  Why are all their posts missing the top 3rd?  

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On 11/29/2023 at 10:54 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I enjoy this as well. Elko by definition was a Fisher guy. 

 

Also, holy shit Trooper Taylor is not only still alive but he's now a head coach. 

 

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I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that The Trooper is headed #2THASTATION as Elmo's WR corch.

21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

Third string

Bisontis, Crownover, Fatheree

And Fatheree played vs Abeline so he was not injured enough to be an excuse.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that The Trooper is headed #2THASTATION as Elmo's WR corch.

 

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that The Trooper is headed #2THASTATION as Elmo's WR corch.

So The Melk be messing around.

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So The Melk be messing around.

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Under the gun and taking it on the run

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

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Under the gun and taking it on the run

I don't believe it, not for a minute.

Nice class, aggy.

Nobody is better identifying diamonds in the tough than Elko.

Unfortunately, those diamonds in the rough are little-known, out of the way buffet places. 

This business of the aggy collective posting who’s coming back is hilarious. Bisontis dips his toe in the portal, no one wants him, and they celebrate him coming back?  And they do it over and over. Peak aggy. 

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

This business of the aggy collective posting who’s coming back is hilarious. Bisontis dips his toe in the portal, no one wants him, and they celebrate him coming back?  And they do it over and over. Peak aggy. 

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

The fact that we haven’t created a parody account with every player on our roster is sad. 

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

Sounds like you’ve never met an aggy. 

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

The only thing more pathetically desperate is coming soon. During the spring portal season, they will do the same thing for the same players.

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

The only thing more pathetically desperate is coming soon.

 

 

 

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aggy roller-coaster going strong post Dealyn. Here's the playbook: 

- Better than expected showing against Okie State. "We had held Ollie Gordon under 300 yards! Whoop!"

- Bussey and McKinley secure their bags and "reject" the evil sips. 

- Looch repeating "The Elk will fix this in the spring portal window" over and over. 

- Surprise commitment during their junior day. 

- Weigman looks good in the spring game. 

- Their open practices look much tougher than Jimbo's and aggy anoints The Elk as a Junction Boy descendent and spiritual protege of Bear Bryant. 

- Texas has a scoreless quarter against UTSA and aggy pencils in November 30th as a win. 

Click, clack. Click clack. 

 

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1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

The only thing more pathetically desperate is coming soon. During the spring portal season, they will do the same thing for the same players.

"They took our offer of more money."

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12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

aggy roller-coaster going strong post Dealyn. Here's the playbook: 

- Better than expected showing against Okie State. "We had held Ollie Gordon under 300 yards! Whoop!"

- Bussey and McKinley secure their bags and "reject" the evil sips. 

- Looch repeating "The Elk will fix this in the spring portal window" over and over. 

- Surprise commitment during their junior day. 

- Weigman looks good in the spring game. 

- Their open practices look much tougher than Jimbo's and aggy anoints The Elk as a Junction Boy descendent and spiritual protege of Bear Bryant. 

- Texas has a scoreless quarter against UTSA and aggy pencils in November 30th as a win. 

Click, clack. Click clack. 

 

"It's the Junction Boys all over again"

Neglecting to mention the Junction Boys went 1-9.

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