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3 minutes ago, statsman said:

Is this real?

 

It looks real based on the aggy comments.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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13 hours ago, nnm said:

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Good bull right there. Ag tag Texas Leaguer would rather have a 3rd team MAC than a HS 4 star. 

My favorite part here is the guy (who was given a swift Looch ban hammer for questioning the Elk) expresses some doubt as to whether a 3rd team MAC guy is an elite pickup and the response "Since you're such a stud god why don't you walk up to him and call him the pword." These people are seriously deranged. 

They've gone from we have the best unmotivated, overly paid 5 stars who didn't win shit to we have the best underrated dudes no one has ever heard of which Melko is going to coach into 3 stars who still not gonna win shit.

Hey but at least they are saving all that money and still not winning shit. Well, except for $75M.

35 minutes ago, statsman said:

Is this real?

 

Geez, and we think Looch looks haggard now, wait until after the spring portal window.  Gas station grackle is going to seem like a compliment

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18 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

From "greatest recruiting class ever" 2 years ago to this. All rainbows and unicorns in Aggieland no matter what. Incredible. 

 

They are so proud that they are pillaging a dumpster fire program and giving scholarships (and possibly) NIL to players who were the cause of that fire. It’s like their conception of the Florida program hasn’t been updated since 2008. 

3 hours ago, PTINS said:

Did he quit coloring his chin pubes or has he aged 10 years is 6 months? He looks broken.

Johnny Foosball has high quality cocaine.

17 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Looch in July at SEC media days vs. Looch now 

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aggy probably going to be looking for a new basketball coach at the end of the year too.

Wasn't there a Liucci tweet that said something along the lines of "Jimbo, Buzz, and Schloss will win a bunch of championships at A&M?" 

 

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Never mind, I found it. Two of these coaches will likely be fired at the end of the year. 

 

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Never mind, I found it. Two of these coaches will likely be fired at the end of the year. 

 

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10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Never mind, I found it. Two of these coaches will likely be fired at the end of the year. 

 

Decades from now, the Aggy Hall of Champions is re-discovered:

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy is going to need to stock up on name tags for its locker room

The Elk has it covered. He's opportunistically and creatively put together some small teamwork opportunities so the guys can get to know one another.

For example,

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14 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Never mind, I found it. Two of these coaches will likely be fired at the end of the year. 

 

They went to the clearance rack for assistant football coaches and the portal. There is no money to fire the basketball coach.

The aggy civil war between the traditional "tu sucks and they could lose every game in the mighty SEC" vs the slightly enlightened "tu sucks but I recognize they might win a lot of games but that's only because they had an easy schedule" is fascinating to watch.

I will say, the lack of success by Buzz is pretty damn shocking. 

I didn't expect him to win anything of value at aggy but he could potentially miss the tournament in 4 out 5 years with zero NCAA tournament wins the way this season is trending. This is a guy that had decent success at Marquette and Virginia Tech. 

If Schloss somehow fails at aggy over the next couple of years you would think they would take a hard look in the mirror. 

5 minutes ago, Vermin said:

They went to the clearance rack for assistant football coaches and the portal. There is no money to fire the basketball coach.

If aggy misses the tournament, there is zero chance Buzz is back. 

That would mean he's missed the tournament 4/5 years, has zero NCAA tournament wins in 5 years, and next year's team will have a shit load of turnover because it's an older team. They will be forced to find the money. 

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3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If Schloss somehow fails at aggy over the next couple of years you would think they would take a hard look in the mirror. 

No I wouldn’t. 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If aggy misses the tournament, there is zero chance Buzz is back. 

That would mean he's missed the tournament 4/5 years, has zero NCAA tournament wins in 5 years, and next year's team will have a shit load of turnover because it's an older team. They will be forced to find the money. 

There’s only so much insurance the Houston area actually needs.

21 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I will say, the lack of success by Buzz is pretty damn shocking. 

I didn't expect him to win anything of value at aggy but he could potentially miss the tournament in 4 out 5 years with zero NCAA tournament wins the way this season is trending. This is a guy that had decent success at Marquette and Virginia Tech. 

aggy is currently in the bottom half of the SEC standings, though conference play just started.  Surely they'll squeak their way into the tournament this year, right?

21 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If Schloss somehow fails at aggy over the next couple of years you would think they would take a hard look in the mirror. 

This is the only look aggy ever takes in the mirror.

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6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

aggy is currently in the bottom half of the SEC standings, though conference play just started.  Surely they'll squeak their way into the tournament this year, right?

They still have the talent to make the tournament. Next 4 games will be interesting after dropping their SEC opener to a bad LSU team. 

@ Auburn, Kentucky, @ Arkansas, @ LSU. It won't happen but an 0-5 SEC start is not completely off the table. 

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7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Next 4 games will be interesting after dropping their SEC opener to a bad LSU team

Jesus, even we beat LSU

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Jesus, even we beat LSU

And they lost by 15 to that LSU team at home. Those are the type losses that shouldn't be happening in year 5. 

6 hours ago, PTINS said:

Did he quit coloring his chin pubes or has he aged 10 years is 6 months? He looks broken.

He's not only sporting colored hair at media days, but he's wearing makeup. He's also hiding from Cletus the...

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...anal beads inserted straight up his ass. 

 

 

"It's been all gas no brakes for Mike Elko as the new Aggie headman has hauled in a handful of impressive additions from the transfer portal in less than a week. Addressing areas of need and adding much-needed depth and experience, Elko & Co. are rolling full steam ahead."

They really are both delusional and shameless. 

When is the portal championship parade? Brought in the who’s who of what’s that to coach of bunch of portal JAGs and the aggy faithful are creaming their panties.

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3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If Schloss somehow fails at aggy over the next couple of years you would think they would take a hard look in the mirror. 

Have you not been paying attention the past 80 years???

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

to a bad LSU team.

LSU is a different team now with Cook back. They are 3-1 with him in the lineup with wins by 21, 41, and 15 points.

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31 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

LSU is a different team now with Cook back. They are 3-1 with him in the lineup with wins by 21, 41, and 15 points.

Um, yeah.  You're doing this wrong.

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

When is the portal championship parade? Brought in the who’s who of what’s that to coach of bunch of portal JAGs and the aggy faithful are creaming their panties.

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Has he raided Tyler Jr. College yet?

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5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They still have the talent to make the tournament. Next 4 games will be interesting after dropping their SEC opener to a bad LSU team. 

@ Auburn, Kentucky, @ Arkansas, @ LSU. It won't happen but an 0-5 SEC start is not completely off the table. 

NBA teams can off for 140 now. Meanwhile, aggy has 22 points at halftime.

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/game?gameId=401597116

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

If aggy misses the tournament, there is zero chance Buzz is back. 

That would mean he's missed the tournament 4/5 years, has zero NCAA tournament wins in 5 years, and next year's team will have a shit load of turnover because it's an older team. They will be forced to find the money. 

aggy’s Shaka Smart. Has TWO tournament wins (both in the same year) since 2013 and coached at Marquette. 0 tournament wins at aggy. He really is terrible, but that fits in very well with the other coaches there.

5 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

you would think they would take a hard look in the mirror

They're so dumb the mirror they look in is a window.

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6 hours ago, mdleast said:


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so aggy hired Holman in hopes of landing Ryan Williams? lol at them giving him a co-oc title to go along with it

17 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

so aggy hired Holman in hopes of landing Ryan Williams? lol at them giving him a co-oc title to go along with it

Only aggy gives title and pay bumps to coaches who were just fired or about to be fired. 

Just now, Vertigo said:

Only aggy gives title and pay bumps to coaches who were just fired or about to be fired. 

Holman knew the devil came to collect his soul from Saban? lmaooo surprised aggy didnt leak it 

Bumped into this old 2021 tweet...  and since Looch in this thread title  😋

 

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bumped into this old 2021 tweet...  and since Looch in this thread title  😋

 

absolute loser

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bumped into this old 2021 tweet...  and since Looch in this thread title  😋

 

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14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Bumped into this old 2021 tweet...  and since Looch in this thread title  😋

 

It seems he's been keeping a sharp eye on the milkmen for his dance moves.

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He got one look at that roster and was like... oh fuck no. 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bumped into this old 2021 tweet...  and since Looch in this thread title  😋

 

It's uncanny. He's like the deformed conjoined twin they removed from Scott Stapp at birth. 

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