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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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I’ve been trying to think why that expression is so familiar, and I finally figured it out. 
 
 

He looks like he belongs on the shart thread.
 
13 3* transfer commits for aggy is what the real takeaway is from this graphic.
aggy needs 13 men of bread.
Bakers...Elko dozen

It's like they never really learned they went from jimbo chasing stars to win a stupid award to Elko chasing bread to win another stupid mythical award. A much dumber mythical national championship.

Colorado won that award last year and much good it did to them

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Elko has some nice hooters

Makes you want to stand up and beg for buttermelk. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is amazing. They have 50% more points than us based on 300% more players. 

That was before we added Niblack and are likely adding Muhammad and the Arizona DL.

6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

 

13 3* transfer commits for aggy is what the real takeaway is from this graphic.

aggy needs 13 men of bread.

And some of their 4 stars are just based on HS ranking, like the Florida LB who was one of the worst LBs in the country last year. 

6 hours ago, someguy said:

If I'm reading the chart correctly, A&M has 23 transfers with 0 5 stars, 8 4 stars and 13 3 stars.  13+8=21.  Does this mean 2 of their transfers are less than 3 star?

That's exactly what it means

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

13 3 stars to offset the 13 4-5 stars that left. It’s science 

Star ratings don't measure their burning desire to be Aggies and get coached up by Junction Mike Elko, ya stupid sip!

Wait, Scooby Williams is a 4 star in the portal? 

He was almost unplayable for Florida. He's one of the worst tacklers I've seen. 

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Wait, Scooby Williams is a 4 star in the portal? 

He was almost unplayable for Florida. He's one of the worst tacklers I've seen. 

Yep.  It’s like Maalik Murphy being ranked as a top 25 player in portal.  Yeah.  No way.  

17 hours ago, linux said:

It's like they never really learned they went from jimbo chasing stars to win a stupid award to Elko chasing bread to win another stupid mythical award. A much dumber mythical national championship.

Colorado won that award last year and much good it did to them

That class on paper was at least impressive. This portal group...not so much.

3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

That class on paper was at least impressive. This portal group...not so much.

On paper and day one sure, but they were headcases and did not fit the unbalanced roster.

There is not a humanly possible skillset in the world that can offset not wanting to practice.

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1 minute ago, linux said:

There is not a humanly possible skillset in the world that can offset not wanting to practice.

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16 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Wait, Scooby Williams is a 4 star in the portal? 

He was almost unplayable for Florida. He's one of the worst tacklers I've seen. 

 

16 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Yep.  It’s like Maalik Murphy being ranked as a top 25 player in portal.  Yeah.  No way.  

I don’t think the services are willing to deviate off of their high school rankings too far, because it will be admitting mistakes. And that’s against the business model. 

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On 1/17/2024 at 3:45 PM, Hook1997 said:

Their roster really won’t be that bad next year, but the normal 8-4 is probably expected.  If we lose to those gumps I might kill someone.  lol. 

You think there's a chance we might lose to that team? Dude, Rice would pummel them. So would UTSA. There is absolutely zero chance we lose to that team of FCS bread. 

On 1/17/2024 at 4:12 PM, UncleSonny said:

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Lol. Whomever wrote that thinks we're losing to LSU? Yeah...no. They just lost their Heisman QB and they lost 3 games with him. We have our Heisman leading QB back with so many toys for him to throw to, it's almost unfair. The only team I can see is MAYBE losing to Georgia, and we have them at home, and we still have the better QB and upgraded our offense, or even Michigan if Harbaugh is back and only because it's in Ann Arbor. Just to he generous, OU is the only school that will give us issues due to it being an actual rivalry, and their QB is new, and I've watched videos claiming that Casey fucking Thompson might be their starter (which I doubt, but it's Venebals, and their schedule is difficult af, and if they lose to Tennessee and Auburn before playing us, it could impact them mentally). 

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". Whomever wrote that thinks we're losing to LSU? Yeah...no. They just lost their Heisman QB and they lost 3 games with him. We have our Heisman leading QB back with so many toys for him to throw to, it's almost unfair. The only team I can see is MAYBE losing to Georgia, and we have them at home, and we still have the better QB and upgraded our offense, or even Michigan if Harbaugh is back and only because it's in Ann Arbor. Just to he generous, OU is the only school that will give us issues due to it being an actual rivalry, and their QB is new, and I've watched videos claiming that Casey fucking Thompson might be their starter (which I doubt, but it's Venebals, and their schedule is difficult af, and if they lose to Tennessee and Auburn before playing us, it could impact them mentally). "

Thank goodness we do not have Wofford on our schedule. :)

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Thank goodness we do not have Wofford on our schedule.

The most arrogant motherfuckers anywhere. They like to claim we're not their main rivals, but we are. I got a buddy close to their program who says they are cheating like you wouldn't believe it and that none of the players are actually very manly.

I got lost once and not a single Terrier would show me where to go. No class at all. 

Fucking hate wu.

5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You think there's a chance we might lose to that team? Dude, Rice would pummel them. So would UTSA. There is absolutely zero chance we lose to that team of FCS bread. 

Zero chance?  That's a little over the top considering the jihad-level craziness with which they view the game.

I know the aggy game is not one typically filled with upsets like the OU game has seen over the years, but this first one back will be unique.

I still expect to pound them, but zero chance is not realistic.

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The most arrogant motherfuckers anywhere. They like to claim we're not their main rivals, but we are. I got a buddy close to their program who says they are cheating like you wouldn't believe it and that none of the players are actually very manly.

I got lost once and not a single Terrier would show me where to go. No class at all. 

Fucking hate wu.

Those durn w-sips make me so angry!  They sat at home drinking whiskey while we were killing Hitler and saving the world.

And now those terrier t-shirt fans only come out of the woodwork when their lucky team is winning.  Spartanburg is a hellish landscape that sucks!

"Those durn w-sips make me so angry!  They sat at home drinking whiskey while we were killing Hitler and saving the world.

And now those terrier t-shirt fans only come out of the woodwork when their lucky team is winning.  Spartanburg is a hellish landscape that sucks!"

Before you know it we shall be flashing their scores on our scoreboard :)

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R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

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6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

LOFL -- they fucking did it!

Why do they need an interim if Bjork isn't leaving for 5 months? 

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11 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

 

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

LOFL -- they fucking did it!

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Unfuckingbelievable. Just outstanding. 

13 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why do they need an interim if Bjork isn't leaving for 5 months? 

As impossible as it may seem, maybe aggy learned something from the  D-Rob debacle. 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume that appointment comes with a secretary?

ahem..administrative assistant, good sir.

19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Holy crap. 79 years young!

CR is that way---->

(I know, you weren't going CR--but still . . . )

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28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume that appointment comes with a secretary?

Wrecked him, damn near killed him.

47 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

R.C Slocum named Interim AD at A&M per the AP.
 

 

I never would have guessed, did anyone have this on their Aggy bingo card? 

Same thing happened in 2019. Woodard left aggy in April, RC was named interim, and a month later they hired Bjork.

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I never would have guessed, did anyone have this on their Aggy bingo card? 

People were joking about it right after Bjork left for tOSU, but honestly I thought Reveille was next in line.

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

People were joking about it right after Bjork left for tOSU, but honestly I thought Reveille was next in line.

Nah, RC is the ultimate aggy insider. He's outlasted a bunch of those bitches.

I realize I look like a retard, but can someone explain to me why R.C Slocum is so detrimental to their program? I was 9 the last time he coached at A&M.

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I realize I look like a retard, but can someone explain to me why R.C Slocum is so detrimental to their program? I was 9 the last time he coached at A&M.

He last coached in 2002.  How much do you think he knows about NIL, coaching contracts?  How much do you think he cares about any sport other than foosball?  He's a fossil and they are doubling down on hurrr durrr texum aggies.  Unbelievable.  

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

He last coached in 2002.  How much do you think he knows about NIL, coaching contracts?  How much do you think he cares about any sport other than foosball?  He's a fossil and they are doubling down on hurrr durrr texum aggies.  Unbelievable.  

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40 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I never would have guessed, did anyone have this on their Aggy bingo card? 

The XM guys were cheering for it, as a good thing, for ATM. I passed it on over here and we all laughed. Then those fucking idiots went and did it. It’s awesome. 

“you know what we need to do here? we need to get more insular. “

That’s the good stuff. 

I’m sure he is just a pawn for the boosters

Wasn't it confirmed that Slocum played a big role in Elko getting the job? 

The aggys love to mock Texas for having "too many cooks in the kitchen" or "BMDs making decisions" when it sounds like they legitimately have a bunch of old dudes running their program. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The aggys love to mock Texas for having "too many cooks in the kitchen" or "BMDs making decisions" when it sounds like they legitimately have a bunch of old dudes running their program. 

That's how it works at the school for kids with feeble minds. Every accusation is in fact their own confession.

3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

That's how it works at the school for kids with feeble minds. Every accusation is in fact their own confession.

Yeah, this Slocum news isn't even surprising based on the rumors that he's the one that made sure Elko was hired. 

It sounds like Slocum has real power in that group of old army idiots. 

56 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I never would have guessed, did anyone have this on their Aggy bingo card? 

Not on my bingo card, but it had crossed my mind.

He's partially tanned, rested, and ready.

 

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33 minutes ago, nnm said:

He last coached in 2002.  How much do you think he knows about NIL, coaching contracts?  How much do you think he cares about any sport other than foosball?  He's a fossil and they are doubling down on hurrr durrr texum aggies.  Unbelievable.  

So, you're saying that RC doesn't exactly have his finger on the pulse of 2024 culture?

Hmmm... I think Aggie would respond that it's the kids who are wrong.

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