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On 1/22/2024 at 4:18 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I assume that appointment comes with a secretary?

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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It’s been said before, but what a bunch of thin-skinned losers. 

17 hours ago, EZ$ said:

They’ve got a pretty strong, top 10-15 in the SEC caliber starting 22, just can’t afford to have any injuries or it gets ugly quick.

FIFY

1 hour ago, nnm said:

It’s been said before, but what a bunch of thin-skinned losers. 

That may or may not have been me.

7 hours ago, nnm said:

It’s been said before, but what a bunch of thin-skinned losers. 

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Hearing RC already installed new, state of the art fax machines in the athletic complex. The tide is turning. 

 

Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

Texas A&M has formed a 7-person committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

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5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

Texas A&M has formed a 7-person committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

Having a group of employees get together to decide who their next boss is going to be is certainly a choice...

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Having a group of employees get together to decide who their next boss is going to be is certainly a choice...

My thoughts exactly. It's gonna be who they can get a raise out of easiest, not who will be best for the university. weird decision for sure

On 1/23/2024 at 7:41 PM, EZ$ said:

They’ve got a pretty strong, top 10-15 caliber starting 22, just can’t afford to have any injuries or it gets ugly quick.

And they’re just ugly to begin with 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Having a group of employees get together to decide who their next boss is going to be is certainly a choice...

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Might as well make it official and offer Looch the job. 

Haven’t heard anything about Bussey.  Is he 100% LSU-bound?

On 1/25/2024 at 3:20 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

Texas A&M has formed a 7-dwarf committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey (Loochi), Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy 

They're going to make some lazy, cheap, and local hire. Coug High better watch out. 

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1 hour ago, BigSwingingD said:

Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey (Loochi), Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy 

You sure that shouldn't be  "Sheepy" instead of Sleepy? After all, it is aggy.

On 1/25/2024 at 3:25 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Having a group of employees get together to decide who their next boss is going to be is certainly a choice...


As far as I can tell it's all just a crap shoot anyway.  The cheap group with Shlossnagel has just as good a chance of picking a superior AD as some consultants or whatever.

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


As far as I can tell it's all just a crap shoot anyway.  The cheap group with Shlossnagel has just as good a chance of picking a superior AD as some consultants or whatever.

If it’s truly a crapshoot why has it been 85 years? Agree to disagree, sir. 

Doesn’t Schloss have a season to prepare for, during this 4-6 week window? I think I would’ve left him out, except for informing him of the “short list.”

Hook’em!!!

44 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Doesn’t Schloss have a season to prepare for, during this 4-6 week window? I think I would’ve left him out, except for informing him of the “short list.”

Hook’em!!!

There is a lot about this that can only make sense to an aggy brain.

Like, why hire an interim AD when the sitting AD is here for five more months and you have publicly said you expect the search committee to be done well in advance of that?

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Aggie 247, on Terry Bussey.

 

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Latest on five-star Texas A&M commit Terry Bussey

Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247)

 

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Latest on five-star Texas A&M commit Terry Bussey

Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247)
 

National Signing Day is just over a week away and the Aggies are looking to put the finishing touches on the 2024 class.

There are only three unsigned five-stars in the 2024 class and one of them is Timpson athlete Terry Bussey.

The elite two-way player has been committed to Texas A&M in late September but opted not to sign as a result of the coaching changes in College Station. So where do things stand with National Signing Day just over a week away?

Georgia has made a late push for Bussey over the past few weeks with Donte Williams and Travaris Robinson leading the charge along with Kirby Smart. This past weekend, Bussey took an official visit to Athens and it does sound like the Bulldogs left a strong impression. Smart is expected to have an in-home visit with Bussey later this week as well before he leaves for his A&M visit.

Bussey still has a few visits on the calendar as he will visit LSU on Wednesday for an unofficial visit before heading to A&M over the weekend for an official visit. Brian Kelly is also expected to use his in-home visit this week as well as the Tigers look to make a late push. 

The new A&M staff led by Ishmael Aristide and Mike Elko has done a nice job to this point building a relationship but the official visit is going to be a very important for the A&M staff. Elko and the A&M staff put together what by all accounts was an impressive in-home visit last week and getting the last word with him could be important but continuing to solidify those relationships when he is in College Station will be key. 

Bussey told 247Sports’ Steve Wiltfong he plans to announce his decision next week right before he signs.

 

 

That's a lot of words to say he isn't going to aggy.

I had never heard of this Andrew Hattersley fellow before. And lets be honest….that name does not sound very aggy. Sounds a bit more like a poncey, limey-fruit foreign sort of name. It would be so much cooler if we called him “Hatt” instead. 

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1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

I had never heard of this Andrew Hattersley fellow before. And let’s be honest….that name does not sound very aggy. Sounds a bit more like a poncey, limey-fruit foreign sort of name. It would be so much cooler if we called him “Hatt” instead. 

I have a hard time thinking of a name that’s more aggy than Andrew Hattersly.

His aggy nickname is literally an abbreviation for asshat: A-Hatt. 

 

You fuckers have the weirdest fascinations.

 

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22 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Pleats haven't worked this hard on a pair of khakis since Mark Mangino

 

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Wallace Shawn in Princess Bride vibes

21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

“Coach, I heard it was chicken fried steak day at the cafeteria. How was it?”

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i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

Part of Elko's charm is looking like a recruit's middle school football coach. Same wardrobe budget. Same nutritional habits.

59 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Pleats haven't worked this hard on a pair of khakis since Mark Mangino

 

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This must have been taken before the Elko one because Elko clearly consumed Riley's body whole

 

 

22 minutes ago, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

I don't care that he's fat, and the jokes about it get tired.

Just like you, I don't understand how somebody in PR or maybe even his wife keep him from being such a slob. He can afford to have clothes fitted to him. He looks like he should be sitting with Liucci in the Dixie Chicken digging in their pockets and wallets to see if they have enough money to pay the check.

43 minutes ago, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

Not sure if rhetorical.

If he did anything you suggested he wouldn't look as aggy.

18 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't care that he's fat, and the jokes about it get tired.

Just like you, I don't understand how somebody in PR or maybe even his wife keep him from being such a slob. He can afford to have clothes fitted to him. He looks like he should be sitting with Liucci in the Dixie Chicken digging in their pockets and wallets to see if they have enough money to pay the check.

Fat jokes will never get tired. Just like we never tired of calling Jimbo short. Or Stoops hungry for phalluses. 

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The gomers finally got someone fully on brand and y'all keep shitting on it.

From the inside you can't explain it and from the outside it doesn't make sense #whoop

1 hour ago, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

He has somehow managed to make Jimbo's homeless hair and stained wifebeater on recruit visits look chic. 

The gomers finally got someone fully on brand and y'all keep shitting on it.

From the inside you can't explain it and from the outside it doesn't make sense #whoop

Just scan the “tackle box” on game day and you’ll see that The Elk fits right into the aggy mantra. Fat people wearing Walmart branded shit!

Hook’em!!!

Has he done a top players like the old 44? A quick Google says no to the 44 but he may have renamed it?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Has he done a top players like the old 44? A quick Google says no to the 44 but he may have renamed it?

 

 

 

You're killing me, Mark.

There's a subtle hint in the title of the thread ...  

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9 hours ago, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

The "turdition" of embarrassing the whole freaking state continues. 

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Scouring the country, from 290 to hwy 6.  

Yeah but he made it almost to the end of 6 this time

I think of Elko as Gerry Faust 2.0. Or maybe 2.5. 

He's probably a consistent 7-5 coach with an occasional 8-4 thrown in. (which makes him a 2.0 Faust).

aggy will be a competitive team in the bottom half of the SEC. Same if they go to the Big 10. 

On 1/25/2024 at 4:35 PM, Goodman said:

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Looks like a longhorn under his eye😁

21 hours ago, Tx74 said:

Looks like a longhorn under his eye😁

An aggy tear.

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