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1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

Campbell is listed at 5"8 150 lbs on 247.  SEC ready. 

Perfect wr to block in jimbos offense

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Damn, Aggies have won more head to heads against Texas than Covid killed car wreck victims.   It’s undeniable.  

Is there a single fanbase that actually hates A&M? All the ones I can think of just make fun of them because they're weird.

aggy isn’t hated by anyone. They are made fun of and laughed at by their ridiculous and tired traditions, which were self-made and indoctrinated. If they could only look in the mirror. You first have to be “something” prior for anyone to “hate” you.

The Texas Longhorns, on the other hand, are hated by many, just as those that hate the Dallas Cowboys. You either love them or you hate them!

Hook’em!!!

There were only two Texas fbs HC not at THSCA Clinic today for the panel discussion. One was Aranda his dad just died, the other was Mr cuckhold himself. He at this point couldn’t care less about the Texas high school coaches. 

On 7/12/2023 at 6:32 PM, Big Woodrows said:

Is there a single fanbase that actually hates A&M? All the ones I can think of just make fun of them because they're weird.

So here’s the deal with aggy.  They are a fucking joke and everybody knows it.  They should be pitied, and maybe even studied…….but never taken seriously.

On 7/15/2023 at 8:44 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ernest Campbell to aggy

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i know they love how fast the dude is, but here are his industry rankings:

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dude is absolutely fast as hell. dude is also small as hell. LISTED at 5-7.5" and 145 at On3. 5-8" and 150 at 247. 5-8" and 155 at ESPN. 5-8" and 145 at rivals. i'm sure the guy that every aggie under the sun is going to compare him to is Ainias Smith, who is listed at 5-10" and 200 lbs or Devon Achane who was listed at 5-9" and 184 lbs. he aint those dudes.

dude took his OVs to known powerhouses like A&M, TTU, Boston College and Nebraska. his last OV is scheduled for Kansas.

now, Nebraska I get based on Ruhle's recruiting blueprint which is just recruit fast dudes who are athletes and teach them football and see what happens.. that same concept isn't super far off for TTU whose DPP worked with Ruhle at Baylor and with the Panthers + Joey McGuire.

but one of those (A&M) isn't like the others lol

 

6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

i know that we dont care about the numbers but how does a player signing his LOI (which he did) and being a non qualifier impact a school?

13 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Believe that puts them down to 6 oline recruits in the 22/23 recruiting classes. Jimbo is well on his way to his reenactment of the destruction of fsu...

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22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

“Hopefully he’ll call the game & have suggestions” 

 

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4 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

CTJ batting 1000 on the A&M updates 

They didn't want the bloodshot eyes to be the bigger story.

17 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

They didn't want the bloodshot eyes to be the bigger story.

This. They’re high AF.

35 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

CTJ batting 1000 on the A&M updates 

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1 hour ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

CTJ batting 1000 on the A&M updates 

Goes hand in hand with the idiot aggy fan who "didn't know how to wear his cap" a few years back 🙄

2 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

 

I can’t imagine being stoned and having to converse with Jimbo. 

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

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Ag tag and everything. 

Not really recruiting-related but some deranged A&M fan wrote a massive fanfiction story about A&M going undefeated in 2023. It's equal parts incredible and disturbing.

Also, the quotes in this article are pretty revealing. This is going to be Herman and Yurcich all over again.

 

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Not really recruiting-related but some deranged A&M fan wrote a massive fanfiction story about A&M going undefeated in 2023. It's equal parts incredible and disturbing.

 

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15 hours ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

CTJ batting 1000 on the A&M updates 

IS IT BECAUSE THEIR FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT THEY NEED TO WEAR THE SHADES INDOORS OR IS IT BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THEIR BLOODSHOT EYES FROM SMOKING WEED? WE MUST KNOW ANWAR!

9 hours ago, satyanash said:

Not really recruiting-related but some deranged A&M fan wrote a massive fanfiction story about A&M going undefeated in 2023. It's equal parts incredible and disturbing.

Also, the quotes in this article are pretty revealing. This is going to be Herman and Yurcich all over again.

 

i didn't have AO3 on my list of places i expected A&M fans to know about, much less post on. i thought they kept their fanfic mostly to TexAgs these days.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

We must know, Anwar.

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16 minutes ago, NoName said:

i didn't have AO3 on my list of places i expected A&M fans to know about, much less post on. i thought they kept their fanfic mostly to TexAgs these days.

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Holy pedantic dickhead, Batman!

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

We must know, Anwar.

This.

There is a subtle but significant difference between:

@RomaVicta loves to screw, boys!

and

@RomaVicta loves to screw boys!

4 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

What the fuck did you just have me read?image.gif.f1de37ea0b7d9e4348777379be022c9c.gif

 

After Reveille’s exciting morning, she had a class to attend. It was an engineering class. She didn’t understand much engineering, but when the professor asked for the answer to a tough equation, Reveille thought she knew the answer. 

“Woof!” Reveille boomed. Everyone gave a huge laugh. This made Reveille feel bad. She thought she was at least close to the answer. Laughter because of a wrong answer? This seemed absurd. The professor seemed to think this was all a big enough distraction to let the class go early. She was embarrassed that she ended class early, but relieved that she had been put out of her misery early enough. 

They are so fucking weird. 

Paying appearance fees to recruits who have thus far shown virtually no interest is a bizarre strategy that ATM continues to deploy each year for these apartment pool parties. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Paying appearance fees to recruits who have thus far shown virtually no interest is a bizarre strategy that ATM continues to deploy each year for these apartment pool parties. 

Paying Malachi Nelson to attend the pool party last year, when there was a 0% chance he'd de-commit from USC, was just bizarre.

17 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Paying Malachi Nelson to attend the pool party last year, when there was a 0% chance he'd de-commit from USC, was just bizarre.

Especially when their most realistic target Novasad was on campus. And then ending up with a jag in Reed. 

On 7/16/2023 at 4:22 PM, msucolt45 said:


aggy isn’t hated by anyone. They are made fun of and laughed at by their ridiculous and tired traditions, which were self-made and indoctrinated. If they could only look in the mirror. You first have to be “something” prior for anyone to “hate” you.

The Texas Longhorns, on the other hand, are hated by many, just as those that hate the Dallas Cowboys. You either love them or you hate them!

Hook’em!!!

I didn't hate them until all the lies they threw out there when they left for the SEC. Couldn't even just make the move and say they felt it was just a better situation for them. 

Instead, they pointed the finger at us on their way out the door and threw out a bunch of bullshit about us. 

Fuck them. 

7 hours ago, Deej said:

I didn't hate them until all the lies they threw out there when they left for the SEC. Couldn't even just make the move and say they felt it was just a better situation for them. 

Instead, they pointed the finger at us on their way out the door and threw out a bunch of bullshit about us. 

Fuck them. 

This. I was in school from '08-'12 and didn't care about them until my senior year when they just wouldn't shut the fuck up. 

9 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Paying Malachi Nelson to attend the pool party last year, when there was a 0% chance he'd de-commit from USC, was just bizarre.

The Aggies made a significant move with Nelson who loved the pool party and the butter bone-in chicken soup last summer. A&M remains a bit behind, but are definitely in the conversation now. There may be a bit of worry since Nelson signed with USC and is enrolled there, but you can bet Jimbo Fisher will stick with this until the end. The portal has changed things a bit, so stay tuned!

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Paying appearance fees to recruits who have thus far shown virtually no interest is a bizarre strategy that ATM continues to deploy each year for these apartment pool parties. 

one would think that after last year paying Malachi Nelson to come on a UOV and at the same time - literally -  fucking up the Austin Novosad recruitment every way they possible could - that they may have learned something...

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