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Most will be dead by mid-season. It's that SEC grind.

I wish we had a coach who knows how to win a national championship.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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52 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My favorite season other than football season is aggy pool party season. 

Welcome to Pool Party!

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Join us in the pool!

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4 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

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question around this for folks who have access to any of it:

"our QBs last year were pressured more thna 99% of any team in power 5" - this would rank them #69 of 69 P5 teams btw.

anyone with a PFF login care to share the actual numbers? or anywhere else where that kind of data would actually live?

now i want to know if it's true - which obviously it isn't - and laugh at them for how wrong it is.

The obvious follow-up question would be ... what did the school that actually landed Nolen give him?

Jeremy fucking Pruitt indirectly leading to an investigation of aggy would be incredible.

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42 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

hahahahahaha

 

He changed his mind to A&M because he wanted to go where honorable people lived by an honor code. He was mortified that his family took bag money, so he opted for the cool, clear air of Holy College Station where he could say howdy all the time.

19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He changed his mind to A&M because he wanted to go where honorable people lived by an honor code. He was mortified that his family took bag money, so he opted for the cool, clear air of Holy College Station where he could say howdy all the time.

This isn't that far off what from they actually said when he signed.  I mean really close. 

(Posting this here, since this references Tenn and their violations ... )

You guys are being very unfair to Jeremy Pruitt.  If you only knew the nobility that undergirded his actions.  Read the story below.

(I thought the story was a spoof ... nope, it's true.  He actually said it.)

First, FYI - when Pruitt was hired, this is what Phil Fulmer said:

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College Football Coach Says He Broke NCAA Rules Because Of George Floyd

Story by Andrew Holleran  Monday
 
 
 
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 13: A mural painted by artist Kenny Altidor depicting George Floyd is unveiled on a sidewall of CTown Supermarket on July 13, 2020 in the Brooklyn borough New York City. George Floyd was killed by a white police officer in Minneapolis and his death has sparked a national reckoning about race and policing in the United States. (Photo by Stephanie Keith/Getty Images) Stephanie Keith/Getty Images
NEW YORK, NY - JULY 13: A mural painted by artist Kenny Altidor depicting George Floyd is unveiled on a sidewall of CTown Supermarket on July 13, 2020 in the Brooklyn borough New York City. George Floyd was killed by a white police officer in Minneapolis and his death has sparked a national reckoning about race and policing in the United States. (Photo by Stephanie Keith/Getty Images) Stephanie Keith/Getty Images© Provided by The Spun

A former college football head coach claims he broke NCAA rules because he felt bad about George Floyd.

Floyd, who was killed by police in Minneapolis during the summer of 2020, apparently sparked former Tennessee coach Jeremy Pruitt into breaking NCAA rules.

 

Pruitt reportedly claims he gifted a recruit's mom a $300 gift card because he was feeling bad about George Floyd.

“Then you throw in George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor, okay, so you sit there as a white man and you see all of this going on and you can see these kids suffering … 

(It’s) pitiful when you sit in a room and you hear grown men, and I’m talking about our coaches too, when they talk about growing up and the circumstances that they’ve been under, because it’s hard for a white man to understand, right,” Pruitt explained, according to the Knoxville News.

It's understandable that Pruitt was feeling bad about the situation, but it's a bit of a stretch when it comes to breaking NCAA rules, right?

Tennessee was fined $8 million, Pruitt was hit with a six-year show cause and wins were vacated, as a result of the Volunteers' NCAA rules violations.

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Jeremy Pruitt is Sylvester Stallone in Cop Land.

Are you saying that if that cupcake makes a mess, we might have a case again?

45 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

 

"I've seen it all...except championships, but I've seen it all."

 

Billy is such a master troll that he trolls himself without any effort.

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6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

"I've seen it all...except championships, but I've seen it all."

 

Billy is such a master troll that he trolls himself without any effort.

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If you watch the clip, the comment was him obviously mocking his school/situation. Dude wasn't lacking awareness there. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you watch the clip, the comment was him obviously mocking his school/situation. Dude wasn't lacking awareness there. 

It felt like he broke TexAgs character for just a few seconds there. Hence, it came off to me as a self-troll. 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

 

"Except Championships" Billy graduated from a&m in 1998 putting him being born in 1975 or so.

In his lifetime Billy has never seen:

  • One of the aggie big 3 sports play for a national championship. 
  • One of the aggie big 3 sports play for a chance to go the national championship game/s.
  • Football or basketball team ranked at #1 at any time. 
  • Basketball play in an Elite 8. 

In his lifetime Bill has seen: 

  • Texas baseball win as many NCs as aggie baseball has won TOTAL games in the CWS.
  • Aggie football finish 8-4 or worse 29 times.
  • Jimbo Fisher lead a preseason Top 12 or better teams finish unranked 3/5 times. 
  • Probations/Bans in both Football and Basketball
  • Missed postseason play 14 times in Football, 15 times in Baseball, and 37 times in Basketball
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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dave parkin taking a real chance there in predicting 10 new commitments and transfers before the 2024 cycle is over. They're going to need to add a lot more than 10 transfers to their roster between now and next season. They're going into this season short of the 85 man by some number, correct? They're going to have more transfers out for sure, plus senior and NFL defections. They're going to need 35-45 new guys between the signing class and incoming transfers. Then they'll complain about being "really young" as they go 7-5 or worse.

Get ready for Perroni and texags with the "aggy made a big move" in so and so's recruitment.

Thousands of acres of red carpet and a hail of baseballs landing outside the ballpark.

 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Thousands of acres of red carpet and a hail of baseballs landing outside the ballpark as foul balls.

 

Fifm

On 7/21/2023 at 11:11 AM, closetojumping said:

They're going to need to add a lot more than 10 transfers to their roster between now and next season.

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Strangely I am turned on by this gif.

On 7/25/2023 at 2:39 PM, texifornia said:

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I’m calling it…Kobe Black as their WTF/out-of-the-blue commit this year. 

I’m calling it…Kobe Black as their WTF/out-of-the-blue commit this year. 

Yup
3 hours ago, EZ$ said:

I’m calling it…Kobe Black as their WTF/out-of-the-blue commit this year. 

Did that 5 star WR not count?  I don't think he was even on any of the sites' radars for A&M... 

 

About Aggie commit Gabriel Reliford, from Louisiana.  Offered yesterday, by the Tigers.

 

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They gonna make that pool party a mixer with the meat judging champs?

 

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20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They gonna make that pool party a mixer with the meat judging champs?

 

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We should take the banner into the 21st century. No more catchy slogans or demands being pulled behind planes. Instead, how about a giant QR code flown right over the pool party with a link to the many instances of institutionalized racism at aggy still occurring to this day.

Come on. I know for a fact many of you like blowing money on frivolous shit

On 7/20/2023 at 10:18 AM, UDontKnow said:

It felt like he broke TexAgs character for just a few seconds there. Hence, it came off to me as a self-troll. 

The collective psyche of aggyland gasped when he said that. It was how people felt when they heard Michael Jackson’s real deep voice. 

49 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

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They're all select.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

They gonna make that pool party a mixer with the meat judging champs?

 

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There's those thots we've been told about.  So much forehead in one picture. 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

This guy knows what’s up after the meat judging party.

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The Catalina Wine Mixer? 

10 hours ago, Moderator said:

Did that 5 star WR not count?  I don't think he was even on any of the sites' radars for A&M... 

Yeah, he was out of the blue, but thinking more of them getting the one guy each year where we think we are the clear leader. 

18 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Yeah, he was out of the blue, but thinking more of them getting the one guy each year where we think we are the clear leader. 

Like Anthony Hill

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

Five-head

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Christ on a cracker that is a ugh...a cutting board. Slice up some bell peppers on that forehead.

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

Five-head

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Not sure if male or female.

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He is familiar with Texas A&M, he and his family are familiar with coach Petrino, but this is their first chance to see them both together.

 

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