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Just now, HenryJames said:

He is familiar with Texas A&M, he and his family are familiar with coach Petrino, but this is their first chance to see them both together.

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19 hours ago, South Austin said:

This guy knows what’s up after the meat judging party.

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I'll set the over / under at 2.5 commitments and I'll take the over.

Jesus aggie, how the fuck do you screw up the fundamental concept of something as simple as an over/under? If you think the number is over 2.5, then the over / under can't be 2.5. It's got to be 3 or more. If someone else sets the line, then knock yourself out cowboy, but you don't get to set the number and then go over it for your prediction. That’s not really how an over/under works.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Jesus aggie, how the fuck do you screw up the fundamental concept of something as simple as an over/under? If you think the number is over 2.5, then the over / under can't be 2.5. It's got to be 3 or more. If someone else sets the line, then knock yourself out cowboy, but you don't get to set the number and then go over it for your prediction. That’s not really how an over/under works.

That is $9.99 aggie in a nuthshell set the over/under at ten wins to open up wallets and stir the sheepfuckers into a frenzy, then when the season disaster is under way call the under so they don't look like abject fools

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Jesus aggie, how the fuck do you screw up the fundamental concept of something as simple as an over/under? If you think the number is over 2.5, then the over / under can't be 2.5. It's got to be 3 or more. If someone else sets the line, then knock yourself out cowboy, but you don't get to set the number and then go over it for your prediction. That’s not really how an over/under works.

Wait, so you you’re telling me I can’t set the over under at 0 and then pick the under?

57 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Faxinating.

 

Of course they keep a spreadsheet of the number of committed prospects that have attended this event since the inception of them inventing the pool party. 

Pool Party will just not be the same this year without the burnt to crisp BBQ? I hope Coach Price will be remembered in memory of his past?

Flip picks coming in for them to flip LSU LB commit Xavier Atkins.

 

That dude, if I remember correctly, is going to have to make quite an adjustment this year at his new hs. I’d personally like to see his tape before I bought him now that he’s playing against decent competition. 

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Flip picks coming in for them to flip LSU LB commit Xavier Atkins.

 

I hope they keep getting dirty and fucking over the old guard SEC schools.  Would be great for LSU/BAMA etc to go anditookthatpersonally.Jordan.gif on their ass.  Then they can claim mean ol tu for whatever comes of that, and the circle will be complete. 

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Flip picks coming in for them to flip LSU LB commit Xavier Atkins.

 

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TexAgs translations:

”Aggies are definitely in it”= A&M isn’t in the top 2

”Feel like A&M took some positive steps this weekend”= A&M isn’t in it the top 2

”The fact he showed up to eat BBQ is a good sign”= We have no clue

”A&M made a big time move”= Jimbo put the kid in the hotbox

“He could not make the trip, but he was active on social media”= go ahead and close the book on this recruitment 

“It did catch my eye that this player walked into the event with TWO OTHER PLAYERS WHO ALSO HAVE INTEREST IN A&M!!”= A&M isn’t the leader

38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

That Jernigan update was fantastic.

I think they have a real shot!

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They are totally bought in on the magic power of a pool party in College Station. So special that other schools don't even try to compete!

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Put 'em in the calculator.

This sounds pretty dismal considering their absurd expectations of pulling in a couple of 5-stars and 4-stars. Even so, big moves were made, BBQ eaten in enthusiastic ways, they may have set a record on commits visiting at the same time which "has to make you feel good," and lots of stuff getting this clown's attention.

I only criticize this because he gets paid to write, but him cannot be a fucking subject noun in a sentence. Him and some other idiot showed up with his mother.

You can still display Aggie manful manliness and use something approaching college level English, dickhead.

2 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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"A popular commit watch choice. It didn't happen" 😂😂😂

Gotta admire Brauny for doing the groundwork for his post-signing day article about who almost committed to aggy at Pool Party

We paid them to come but the facts that they A) actually showed, B) ate free BBQ and C) jumped in a pool on a hot day shows their GREAT INTEREST!!

Anyone have any insight as to why the Aggy drops cash for this:

a) timeshare sales- free golf clubs to survive hard sell?

b) create false momentum media coverage for other recruits/ future classes?

c) create false momentum for boosters/check writers? 
d) they did it before so it’s a tradition

e) all the above?

 

 

 


 

11 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Anyone have any insight as to why the Aggy drops cash for this:

a) timeshare sales- free golf clubs to survive hard sell?

b) create false momentum media coverage for other recruits/ future classes?

c) create false momentum for boosters/check writers? 
d) they did it before so it’s a tradition

e) all the above?

 

 

 


 

If they don’t drop cash they’ll have zero real momentum. They need to manufacture fake momentum because it might end up working for some kids. Ditto check writers I’m sure. Let’s see what commits they have in the next couple days. If they don’t get Bussey and Black to pull the trigger this week I think it’s a real bad sign, but that’s just my opinion. 

My favorite recruiting trope is "player x has been recruiting player y hard" like that is some unique concept at recruiting events.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Sounds exactly like what an afterthought would say. 

"She never really loved you 27 other guys who had her...but after one shared study hall, I can tell you we're soulmates." 

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

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You missed half the party. Princely Umanmielen dunked on Jimbo Fisher's face and then banged his wife. The little hobbit was angry but then settled into his cuck chair for a happy ending. 

22 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

You missed half the party. Princely Umanmielen dunked on Jimbo Fisher's face and then banged his wife. The little hobbit was angry but then settled into his cuck chair for a happy ending. 

Dragged his nuts across jimbo’s face during both activities. 

9 hours ago, TXRed said:

 

Oh, there was live streaming in the pool.

Aggy paying the price for "paying any price". It's very clear recruits are willing to humor them but they require well above market now before showing any aggy love. They know aggy will eventually pay it and it's just a matter of time.  Aggy having to greatly overpay because that's now who they are.

I think this is the first pool party since Jimbo came in that they didnt land at least one big name real suprise commit. 

I like that a lot. 

one of those 9.95ers set their O/U on commits for the pool party at 3.5

i was out of town this weekend, how many did they end up with?

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46 minutes ago, NoName said:

one of those 9.95ers set their O/U on commits for the pool party at 3.5

i was out of town this weekend, how many did they end up with?

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I'd link his 247 page but he doesn't have one....

 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

I'd link his 247 page but he doesn't have one....

 

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1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

I think this is the first pool party since Jimbo came in that they didnt land at least one big name real suprise commit. 

I like that a lot. 

First year they didn't have Terry Price's award-winning bbq. 

17 minutes ago, Deej said:

First year they didn't have Terry Price's award-winning bbq. 

Heard they gonna hire the person in charge of Michigan's pool party food layout 

The attendees just lie around at home with their mouths agape and dazed eyes for a few days after Pool Party. Word is that they don't even recognize friends or family members because of the residual blown-awayness of the experience.

The ones who enjoy the experience through phone or social media have a quicker recovery rate. Stay tuned. The Ags made big moves, waded into momentum, and caught Brauny's eye more than once!

T-sip tears to follow.

5 hours ago, NoName said:

one of those 9.95ers set their O/U on commits for the pool party at 3.5

i was out of town this weekend, how many did they end up with?

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