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30 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

They should stick to tractors & combines.

I am relatively certain combines are too complex for them.

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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20 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

2) A&M fans are pissed that Durkin continues to only rush 3 but I don't think they have any option. They need bodies on the backend to try and protect the secondary. 

 

This is the part that is especially funny.  They spent all their money buying what may be the best DL 3 deep in in the country, but they only play 3 kids at a time because they are hoping playing 8 in the back makes up for the fact they suck.

Did Bisontis return to the game on Saturday? I saw he got helped off the field at one point. 

aggy reached that point now where 2024/2025 kids realize they will endure a coaching turnover if they choose aggy. Better get their NIL upfront

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12 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy reached that point now where 2024/2025 kids realize they will endure a coaching turnover if they choose aggy. Better get their NIL upfront

they could always just extend Jimbo again to alleviate those fears. 

2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

they could always just extend Jimbo again to alleviate those fears. 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy players and automobiles are a tough mix

Can you help me with this?

29 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

aggy reached that point now where 2024/2025 kids realize they will endure a coaching turnover if they choose aggy. Better get their NIL upfront

That and the aggy coaching staff has reached a point of promising results where recruits now see through that bullshit.

I’ve seen CTJ mention several times the aggy staff has been selling recruits with “Watch Sark fail and see how good we look.” 

Loochador pod isn't worth your time. Billy spends an hour trying to convince himself the offense can carry the defense and salvage a good season. Shocker, he gets there. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Loochador pod isn't worth your time. Billy spends an hour trying to convince himself the offense can carry the defense and salvage a good season. Shocker, he gets there. 

i don't know, man, that sounds pretty fucking entertaining to me.

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Loochador pod isn't worth your time. Billy spends an hour trying to convince himself the offense can carry the defense and salvage a good season. Shocker, he gets there. 

The offense wasn't even that good against Miami. 

Miami's D shut down the aggy offense in the first half other than TDs on short fields from special teams mistakes. The 2nd half was a different story because Miami was down 4 starters on defense including 3 starters on the DL. 

After losing to the sips, it's obvious that Bama sucks.  And LSU sucks because they lost to a non-SEC team.  And Auburn and Ole Miss struggled.  So that leaves the Fightin Texas Aggies as the SECw top contender, whoop!

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The offense wasn't even that good against Miami. 

Miami's D shut down the aggy offense in the first half other than TDs on short fields from special teams mistakes. The 2nd half was a different story because Miami was down 4 starters on defense including 3 starters on the DL. 

Looch goes on and on about how Weigman is "that guy" and how they left points on the field. Quickly glosses over the defensive issues. 

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5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch goes on and on about how Weigman is "that guy" and how they left points on the field. Quickly glosses over the defensive issues. 

Did he mention that teams are just going to corner blitz him as he's not seeing it at all and their O-Line can't pick it up?

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch goes on and on about how Weigman is "that guy" and how they left points on the field. Quickly glosses over the defensive issues. 

Weigman is decent but he struggled in the 1st half going through progressions quick enough and finding receivers. Miami's pressure completely confused him. It's why aggys leading receiver in the 1st half was a RB with 25 yards. 

The 2nd half was a different story because Miami was unable to generate as much pressure with 3 starters out on the DL. 

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5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The offense wasn't even that good against Miami.

 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch goes on and on about how Weigman is the guy and how they left points on the field. Quickly glosses over the defensive issues. 

their offense is weird.

these are unadjusted metrics but:

  • #14 in the country in drives that turn into touchdowns (45.5%)
  • #23 in the country in drives that are basically positive
  • #20 in the country in drives that result in +10 yards, a first down or a TD

adjusted wise they are basically a top ~20 team in the country for things like drive efficiency, points per drive, and available yards.

then you see they have played a not good schedule so far, their offense was not good against Miami (no green!) while their defense was truly dogshit

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for comparison that's in line with about how the Texas offense looked %wise with Ewers in the game vs Alabama last year. that's just incredible.

if the defense falls apart at all, those guys are so incredibly fucked.

 

I think the book is out on the aggy offense if you watched the first half against Miami. 

1) Bring pressure all game. The OL can't block in pass pro and Weigman struggles to go through progressions quick enough.

2) aggy doesn't  have an Achane on the roster at RB. They have no real home run threat at RB so it's not a huge worry for the D. 

Until aggy can prove they are capable of beating teams downfield with their WRs, teams are going to keep selling out on knocking the shit out of Weigman with pressure. 

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you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

11 minutes ago, bizzle said:

you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

I'm told that 9-3 is still on the table for yall

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch goes on and on about how Weigman is "that guy" and how they left points on the field. Quickly glosses over the defensive issues. 

I didn't watch the game, but I went to check the stats after seeing his comment Sunday morning that Weigman is "that guy".

Weigman was sub 60% and threw 2 INTs.  What am I missing?

The other thing that jumped out to me is that it takes a pretty special group to lose a game by 2+ TD when you block a punt and recover a fumble inside the red zone (and convert both to TDs), run 30 more plays than your opponent, win TOP, and have 60 fewer penalty yards than your opponent.  LOL.  Wish I would have watched the game.

37 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

I didn't watch the game, but I went to check the stats after seeing his comment Sunday morning that Weigman is "that guy".

Weigman was sub 60% and threw 2 INTs.  What am I missing?

The other thing that jumped out to me is that it takes a pretty special group to lose a game by 2+ TD when you block a punt and recover a fumble inside the red zone (and convert both to TDs), run 30 more plays than your opponent, win TOP, and have 60 fewer penalty yards than your opponent.  LOL.  Wish I would have watched the game.

Watch the game. He was good. The rest of the team, not so much 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

Watch the game. He was good. The rest of the team, not so much 

I watched the game, I thought he was good, not great. Their offense really stagnated in the middle part of the game and he was having a lot of trouble with the pressure (which was pretty significant). He seems like a really talented young player who hasn’t put it all together yet to me. 

I will say this for him, he plays tough as hell. He doesn’t really shy away from contact when he runs and he was trying to hang in the pocket and make plays down the field. Not sure how smart that is for his long-term prospects given his injury history and that OL, but he’s a competitor. 

Stewart is a good player, but doesn’t make winning plays. It was a tight game in the 3Q and he dropped a pretty easy 3rd down conversion because he didn’t want to get hit by Miami’s giant safety James Williams. 

11 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I watched the game, I thought he was good, not great. Their offense really stagnated in the middle part of the game and he was having a lot of trouble with the pressure (which was pretty significant). He seems like a really talented young player who hasn’t put it all together yet to me. 

I will say this for him, he plays tough as hell. He doesn’t really shy away from contact when he runs and he was trying to hang in the pocket and make plays down the field. Not sure how smart that is for his long-term prospects given his injury history and that OL, but he’s a competitor. 

I watched the first few drives of the second half earlier, and his only bad throw as the shoelace one to Evan Stewart where Evan got stopped short. Otherwise he had two incompletions; a batted ball by a DL, and an INT where Smith slipped on his route. He’s good. Not idea if he regresses at some point, or gets better. A&M better hope that he doesn’t regress 

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Would anyone like to know how many YAC's Miami had yesterday? Spoilering it because it's so fucking dirty.

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241

 

Just now, utexas8 said:

How is owens?

He looks really fast.  They obviously sold him on the "be the next Achane" and that's pretty much what he is doing -returning kicks and catching screens.

"Texas A&M is now 1-7 in their last eight games against Power Five teams." -Joel Klatt

"Texas A&M is now 1-7 in their last eight games against Power Five teams." -Joel Klatt

In year 7 of Jimbo lol.
23 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

"Texas A&M is now 1-7 in their last eight games against Power Five teams." -Joel Klatt

This is very difficult to do with their talent level. It tells you how much rot there is in the program. 

 

Still can't belive momma McKinley fell for that fraud Dumbo.

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Loochador pod isn't worth your time. Billy spends an hour trying to convince himself the offense can carry the defense and salvage a good season. Shocker, he gets there. 

Listening to the Loochador. You sir are a true sicko. I salute you. 

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Still can't belive momma McKinley fell for that fraud Dumbo.

Jimbo's only real talent seems to be that he's a decent snake oil salesman. 

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Still can't belive momma McKinley fell for that fraud Dumbo.

Dindy deserves another wing on his “preacher school” after pulling off the McKinley fraud. 

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

"Texas A&M is now 1-7 in their last eight games against Power Five teams." -Joel Klatt

Technically, isn't that 1-0-7?

1 win, no losses, and 7 just ran out of time.

I mean, think about it. If you gave those whiny weirdos an extra 15 minutes after the other team left, they'd be undefeated. WHOOP! 

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Typo.

The aggies have a lot of seemingly good players, and Weigmann does look pretty good. Amazing how bad they make them play

2 hours ago, Fud said:

Watch the game. He was good. The rest of the team, not so much 

You know who else looks like “that guy” so far this season?  The guy who was supposed to be “that guy” last season. 
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Credit to @MIkeHoncho

10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think we found  a solution to all of aggys problems. 

 

They can be fighting spectators in the the stands at summer league semi-pro games in no time!

Another thing I don't understand about aggy is why Moose Muhammad is not playing more. If he jumps in the portal, we should be all over that. He would kill it with Sark. 

Anything come out about Muhammad and Stewart fighting at practice? Maybe Muhammad is in the doghouse 

If you're curious how their highly-ranked DT class compares to Texas' through two games:

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*min 10 snaps

I think we found  a solution to all of aggys problems. 
 

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22 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Another thing I don't understand about aggy is why Moose Muhammad is not playing more. If he jumps in the portal, we should be all over that. He would kill it with Sark. 

From the outside you can’t understand it. From the inside you can’t explain it. 

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