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37 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Can someone explain to me why the parents would care it got leaked out? I mean everyone knew he got hit, his foot was injured and severity unknown, but would certainly be out weeks. What would the possible reason to keep rumored diagnosis be?

They let their kid go to aggy. I don't think anything they do probably makes sense or is well thought out. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Day 1 starter + the bag is hard to overcome. 

Gary Busey would be a better fit.

5 hours ago, MisterP said:

Bro, it was a joke. Nobody cares that he's a lawyer. Take a fucking xanex.

 

4 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Xanax

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22 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm hope he likes boots and shorts and boys, boys, boys, boys. 

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2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

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53 minutes ago, Deej said:
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Humble brag. I felt like hot shit in middle school with my Colecovision game console. This game made it all worth what my parents paid for it for Christmas back in the day.

13 year old Deej is envious and hates you.

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1 hour ago, Stilicho said:

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

His best position is WR. He’s a smart kid. Maybe he knows better and will be a great corner. But when you’re scoring 75 touchdowns a season, you’d think he’d want to stay on offense. 

Figure it’s one of those guys you bring in when you can then turn him once enrolled.  Maybe he’s looking at immediate playing time. Pretty sure I could be starting corner on this aggy squad.  

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

His best position is WR. He’s a smart kid. Maybe he knows better and will be a great corner. But when you’re scoring 75 touchdowns a season, you’d think he’d want to stay on offense. 

The problem being he will not get developed at WR at aggy, and based on how bad their CB play is and has been, he wouldn't get developed there either.

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

The problem being he will not get developed at WR at aggy, and based on how bad their CB play is and has been, he wouldn't get developed there either.

Texas has been littered with guys who are great athletes but don't know how to actually play their positions over the last 15 years. Fortunately, that old goat seems to have moved up the road and is currently being held hostage in college station while being gang banged nightly. 

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12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

His best position is WR. He’s a smart kid. Maybe he knows better and will be a great corner. But when you’re scoring 75 touchdowns a season, you’d think he’d want to stay on offense. 

to be fair, he has significantly more of a chance to score TDs as a CB in the Jimbo offense than he does as a true freshman WR

3 hours ago, NoName said:

to be fair, he has significantly more of a chance to score TDs as a CB in the Jimbo offense than he does as a true freshman WR

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23 hours ago, MisterP said:

ok Tom Herman

Well no one is gonna take this and make a joke about me are they…

23 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nobody talks about RGBIII like that.

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17 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Glad someone else pointed out how HIPAA is spelled. Jesus Christ 

I may be able to walk on water, but I still can't spell HIPPA

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I may be able to walk on water, but I still can't spell HIPPA

wait…thought your first name was heyzoos not Jesus 

2 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

wait…thought your first name was heyzoos not Jesus 

" he said HEY ZEUS, not Jesus, do i look Puerto Rican to you?" 

"Zeus?" 

"yes, Zeus. You know, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zeus!!!!" 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

" he said HEY ZEUS, not Jesus, do i look Puerto Rican to you?" 

"Zeus?" 

"yes, Zeus. You know, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zeus!!!!" 

fucking bert 😂😂

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fucking bert 😂😂

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1 hour ago, BERT said:

" he said HEY ZEUS, not Jesus, do i look Puerto Rican to you?" 

"Zeus?" 

"yes, Zeus. You know, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zeus!!!!" 

Hy Zeus, flung any good lightening bolts lately? How about any thunderous dumps?

On 9/23/2023 at 10:38 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

Yeah, Arkansas is a weird team. They're a better team than their 2-2 record. 

But it's starting to look like Pittman has a knack for losing games they should win. So maybe that's just who Arkansas is. 

I'm convinced that Pittman might be the worst game-day coach in college football. 

The roller coaster will be at its peak after this game.

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The roller coaster will be at its peak after this game.


Texags is awesome right now. Max Johnson is a combination of Johnny Unitas, Joe Namath, and Patrick Mahomes.  

 

49 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Texags is awesome right now. Max Johnson is a combination of Johnny Unitas, Joe Namath, and Patrick Mahomes.  

 

Not just anyone can complete 60% of their passes for 210 yards with a pick 6 against a terrible defense. 

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not just anyone can complete 60% of their passes for 210 yards with a pick 6 against a terrible defense. 

Johnson is 10x the QB that pee-ewers is, stupid sip!

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not just anyone can complete 60% of their passes for 210 yards with a pick 6 against a terrible defense. 

My man Quinn can do that......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Texags is awesome right now. Max Johnson is a combination of Johnny Unitas, Joe Namath, and Patrick Mahomes.  

Johnson is also getting injured before the year ends. He plays reckless.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Johnson is also getting injured before the year ends. He plays reckless.

Dallas Turner is coming to town next weekend.

Roller coaster is right on track for the October collapse next weekens.

Makes sense that the aggie thread is where you’ll find multiple misspellings of the word lightning. 

34 minutes ago, Chef Bezos said:

Makes sense that the aggie thread is where you’ll find multiple misspellings of the word lightning. 

lightening 

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Johnson is also getting injured before the year ends. He plays reckless.

He took some hellacious hits today. He won't survive the season. 

On 9/29/2023 at 2:40 PM, BERT said:

…don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zeus!!!!" 

 

The original “SHOCKERTM .

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So since Saturday Gerry has mentioned that "It's very clear what Texas A&M's strategy is recruiting against Texas is this year" many times. Wonder what it could be

4 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

So since Saturday Gerry has mentioned that "It's very clear what Texas A&M's strategy is recruiting against Texas is this year" many times. Wonder what it could be

Sheep Sex

8 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

So since Saturday Gerry has mentioned that "It's very clear what Texas A&M's strategy is recruiting against Texas is this year" many times. Wonder what it could be

It's clear

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

It's clear

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