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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

"Who is Walker Howard? Is he a recruit or a country artist? The answer is 'yes'."

wrong thread* whoops

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Cam Colman visited Auburn this weekend.

On 10/19/2023 at 10:19 AM, Fondren & Main said:

@UpperWestside, you know who else is fun to have a beer with?  Barry Switzer.

Doesn’t make him any less of a TREMENDOUS piece of shit.

Hope that helps.

Oh my gosh what a horrible person for having coached OU. And oh man I’m sure someone has a story about something g he did that they didn’t like. That makes him a human being. No more, no less. The obsession of calling a football coach a horrible person because they didn’t coach your team is just something I will never understand or want to for that matter.

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Oh my gosh what a horrible person for having coached OU. And oh man I’m sure someone has a story about something g he did that they didn’t like. That makes him a human being. No more, no less. The obsession of calling a football coach a horrible person because they didn’t coach your team is just something I will never understand or want to for that matter.

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Maybe lookup Larry Lacewell, ass clown.  🤣 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

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Maybe lookup Larry Lacewell, ass clown.  🤣 

I just don’t care. I do not look to a football coach as a paragon of virtue. Not a single one of them. Pick a coach from any school and they’ll have done or said something not cool. That any of you waste even a minute of your time flinging hatred at someone over football is just confounding to me. Then again I also do not understand grown men following the tweets of 15-18 year olds either. That is absolutely just strange behavior.

8 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I just don’t care. I do not look to a football coach as a paragon of virtue. Not a single one of them. Pick a coach from any school and they’ll have done or said something not cool. That any of you waste even a minute of your time flinging hatred at someone over football is just confounding to me. Then again I also do not understand grown men following the tweets of 15-18 year olds either. That is absolutely just strange behavior.

Cool, so if I fucked your wife you’d encourage it?  🤣 

30 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Cool, so if I fucked your wife you’d encourage it?  🤣 

I honestly feel sad for you. Not in a pity kind of way either. Just sad that this is what you do with your life. Hatred towards coaches and following teens on Twitter. One shot at life and this is how you live it. 

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1 minute ago, UpperWestside said:

I honestly feel sad for you. Not in a pity kind of way either. Just sad that this is what you do with your life. Hatred towards coaches and following teens on Twitter. One shot at life and this is how you live it. 

You're here

17 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I honestly feel sad for you. Not in a pity kind of way either. Just sad that this is what you do with your life. Hatred towards coaches and following teens on Twitter. One shot at life and this is how you live it. 

Keep moving the goalposts, dumbass.  You’re getting fucking clowned like the dipshit that you are.  I’m working you over like a worn out hooker in a Nevada whore house.

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11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Keep moving the goalposts, dumbass.  You’re getting fucking clowned like the dipshit that you are.  I’m working you over like a worn out hooker in a Nevada whore house.

I did not back away from anything I have said. I think hating opposing coaches is strange just because of who they coach. I have also not backed away from thinking it is weird to be actively following teens on Twitter to follow what college they play football at. You are a grown man actively spending hours upon hours of your life following teen gossip while likely being drunk for a good chunk of that time. Continue on though with all that completely normal adult behavior. Good luck to you. 

Just now, UpperWestside said:

I did not back away from anything I have said. I think hating opposing coaches is strange just because of who they coach. I have also not backed away from thinking it is weird to be actively following teens on Twitter to follow what college they play football at. You are a grown man actively spending hours upon hours of your life following teen gossip while likely being drunk for a good chunk of that time. Continue on though with all that completely normal adult behavior. Good luck to you. 

Keep coming back so I can stick it in you again, you salty bitch.  You care so little but keep coming back for another plate of unsalted shit.  You’re a bigger dumbass than the football board.  That says a lot because there are some real real smooth brained folks over there.  Maybe you should leave and go over there so you can drool with the best of them!

Take it outside gentlemen. This thread is for aggy tears. 

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Oh my gosh what a horrible person for having coached OU. And oh man I’m sure someone has a story about something g he did that they didn’t like. That makes him a human being. No more, no less. The obsession of calling a football coach a horrible person because they didn’t coach your team is just something I will never understand or want to for that matter.

Shut up, pussy. 

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

I think hating opposing coaches is strange just because of who they coach.

You are correct.  

But Switzer is still a pile of fucking shit.  

3 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Oh my gosh what a horrible person for having coached OU. And oh man I’m sure someone has a story about something g he did that they didn’t like. That makes him a human being. No more, no less. The obsession of calling a football coach a horrible person because they didn’t coach your team is just something I will never understand or want to for that matter.

 

2 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I honestly feel sad for you. Not in a pity kind of way either. Just sad that this is what you do with your life. Hatred towards coaches and following teens on Twitter. One shot at life and this is how you live it. 

This uninformed buffoon trying to tell everyone else how it is should be neg neg negged until we never see his idiotic ass on the recruiting board again. 

Keep posting, stumblefuck, please. Tell us why you not only love Jackie fucking Sherrill, RC Slocum, and Barry Switzer, but also love a good “have you heard” over a beer with Jerry Sandusky and Art Briles. 

This fucking guy is as pathetic as any coach he is defending. Fuck him. 

Is posting on an internet recruiting forum defending grown ass men that don’t think about you at all super cool now? 

8 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I think hating opposing coaches is strange just because of who they coach.

Admirable.

Moving on...

8 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Keep moving the goalposts, dumbass.  You’re getting fucking clowned like the dipshit that you are.  I’m working you over like a worn out hooker in the trunk of Craig James' car 

Fify 

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Let’s try to get this back on track. BWEB4 has the inside track on Drelon Miller and it’s not good for aggy. 
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'I personally also see Anthony Maddox or Marcel Reed having a better career than Arch will. 5 star name 3 star talent.'

The o-line "leaks like a stuffed pig."

Stuffed with pears you've grown yourself for all tense and purposes.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

So McGuire sending someone to figure out who was potentially available for a flip/portal steal. Didn't think it would send Hudson though.

11 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I mean who would not want to play wide receiver for Jimbo Fisher?

Someone currently committed to play wide receiver for Joey McGuire?

12 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Cool, so if I fucked your wife you’d encourage it?  🤣 

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12 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I honestly feel sad for you. Not in a pity kind of way either. Just sad that this is what you do with your life. Hatred towards coaches and following teens on Twitter. One shot at life and this is how you live it. 

You still never answered the wife question.. can I get a ruling on that?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I'd like to think it's because we aren't returning his calls after being a little bitch for Tech. Tech is so bad that Jimbo's offense and KKKollie station is better option.

Enjoy aggy, bitchass.

45 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Someone currently committed to play wide receiver for Joey McGuire?

They were doubled up by BYU... the 122nd ranked offense in the country AFTER the Tech game. 

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More resources, fan support, and better education than Texas and Georgia. Well that’s certainly a view. 
 

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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

More resources, fan support, and better education than Texas and Georgia. Well that’s certainly a view. 
 

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In this scenario better education = getting “educated”without actually having to go to class, isn't that better?

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The famed "Aggie Network."  What a joke.  They're the only school with an alumni network?  Give me a freaking break.

4 hours ago, nnm said:

The famed "Aggie Network."  What a joke.  They're the only school with an alumni network?  Give me a freaking break.

Buc-ee’s does hire more restroom attendants than anyone else in the state.

8 hours ago, nnm said:

The famed "Aggie Network."  What a joke.  They're the only school with an alumni network?  Give me a freaking break.

Who else would sell you insurance in East Texas?

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Who else would sell you insurance in East Texas?

The contractor that did my remodel is aggy. Nice guy, did a good job. 

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15 minutes ago, nnm said:

The contractor that did my remodel is aggy. Nice guy, did a good job. 

No structural components involved, I hope

7 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

No structural components involved, I hope

All good if it kills 12 when it collapses.

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