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15 hours ago, nnm said:

It’s in the glory hole. 

Ah. The place where Billy Liucci made a name for himself. 

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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Lulz.  

The art of the preemptive excuse.

 

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12 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I look forward to the day that Billy challenges someone to a fight in the TexAgs parking lot and they actually take him up on the offer. 

He did exactly that after the Miami loss. 

12 hours ago, Sejjr said:

I look forward to the day that Billy challenges someone to a fight in the TexAgs parking lot and they actually take him up on the offer. 

I can imagine immamac making this threat against some negative troll here at Surly…..

 

 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

No thanks. Granted he’s been out of football for a decade but that guy could coach. I’m thinking more Mark Richt. 

I don’t think Richt will be with us much longer.  Sort of crazy that Mangino may be around longer than Richt.

53 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I don’t think Richt will be with us much longer.  Sort of crazy that Mangino may be around longer than Richt.

What’s the story there?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still might be a better option than jimbo. 

Shakier than Jimbo's play calling

9 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Shakier than Jimbo's play calling

Harbaugh couldn’t steal those signals. 

8 hours ago, Victor R. Franko said:

I believe he's lost a lot of weight aand coaching football at Lake Travis.

He's now just regular fat instead of morbidly obese

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

He's now just regular fat instead of morbidly obese

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8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I can imagine immamac making this threat against some negative troll here at Surly…..

 

 

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Did you just call @SydneyCarton a negative troll?

11 hours ago, Victor R. Franko said:

I guarantee he's still a virgin.

Oh how quickly we forget

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9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He did exactly that after the Miami loss. 

Wait, what? I must've missed this so details would be much appreciated. 

7 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Oh how quickly we forget

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Wait, what? I must've missed this so details would be much appreciated. 

He told everyone on Twitter to come find him at the TexAgs studio. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He told everyone on Twitter to come find him at the TexAgs studio. 

Ah, ok. I was thinking he got another ass whipping like @Homesickhorn's friend/ cousin/ whoever did to him. 

He told everyone on Twitter to come find him at the TexAgs studio. 

He’s a low quality person and threatens people all the time. The Aggies are apparently a bunch of blow hards because nobody will actually come down and whip his ass.
11 minutes ago, Basil said:


He’s a low quality person and threatens people all the time. The Aggies are apparently a bunch of blow hards because nobody will actually come down and whip his ass.

Trolling him is probably more fun.

13 hours ago, Victor R. Franko said:

Yup, one day he's going to FAFO with the wrong SOB. Grown ass man acting like a Jr. High kid. ???

Can't be married and I guarantee he's still a virgin.

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Well you know, back in texags early days, BrandingIron and others invited a longhorn to fight in person somewhere in dripping or driftwood.  I believe there are pics of the event.  They nicknamed the longhorn guy "missy"

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2 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Well you know, back in texags early days, BrandingIron and others invited a longhorn to fight in person somewhere in dripping or driftwood.  I believe there are pics of the event.  They nicknamed the longhorn guy "missy"

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13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Isn’t that guy dead now?

So they say.

RIP.

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Dark days ahead for Texas recruiting now that aggy got their signature win.

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38 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Dark days ahead for Texas recruiting now that aggy got their signature win.

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Apparently $100m only buys bowl eligibility these days? 
 

 

I think South Carolina is slightly better than MS State. I think the best we can hope for is blowout losses to Ole Miss and LSU, and they somehow repeat their UMass performance against ACU. 
 

The Slive gift of making South Carolina their cross division rival pays off one final time. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think South Carolina is slightly better than MS State. I think the best we can hope for is blowout losses to Ole Miss and LSU, and they somehow repeat their UMass performance against ACU. 
 

The Slive gift of making South Carolina their cross division rival pays off one final time. 

Yep, Miss. State has no chance if Will Rogers doesn't play, and probably not much with him.  Arnett went to a ground/control clock offense and that won't beat aggy.  They probably have a little better defense than SC.  7-5 incoming.  Hopefully a Texas Bowl against a TCU or Tech.

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

BI is dead. 

Another birth and death without seeing a MNC

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Apparently $100m only buys bowl eligibility these days? 
 

 

Winning is hard yall. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yep, Miss. State has no chance if Will Rogers doesn't play, and probably not much with him.  Arnett went to a ground/control clock offense and that won't beat aggy.  They probably have a little better defense than SC.  7-5 incoming.  Hopefully a Texas Bowl against a TCU or Tech.

Or the Gasparilla Bowl vs Haynes and the Bees. 

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hopefully a Texas Bowl against a TCU or Tech.

You mean another covid forfeit?  

Hell, i had covid last month, and the doctor told me to take Tylenol and advil.

Thats some pandemic level treatment right there sir. 

Word strong as oak you say...He's just joshing guys.  who hasn't joshed a little back in the day?  

I like how AJ Maddox's 2 brothers have the same name.  Lazy parenting or lazy 9.95ing?   

 

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41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

All is well

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Let’s see what he types next Monday.

23 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yep, Miss. State has no chance if Will Rogers doesn't play, and probably not much with him.  Arnett went to a ground/control clock offense and that won't beat aggy.  They probably have a little better defense than SC.  7-5 incoming.  Hopefully a Texas Bowl against a TCU or Tech.

They'll find a reason to pass on that game.

The piece isn't about who they might recruit; it's about the solidity of their commits. He feels good about all of them because he chatted them up when they were in town. What are they going to say when directly asked while on a campus? "This sucks. I hate your school." This is true of any campus visit.

PItiful.

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16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The piece isn't about who they might recruit; it's about the solidity of their commits. He feels good about all of them because he chatted them up when they were in town. What are they going to say when directly asked while on a campus? "This sucks. I hate your school." This is true of any campus visit.

PItiful.

I don't see how they're even competitive this weekend if Ole Miss actually shows up. I never trust Kiffin to do that, so anything could happen. That said, it's not a good match-up for ATM and they're not a good team. 

So, if ATM shits the bed this weekend, that's when I do expect the floodgates to open. Everything over there is hanging by a string. A beatdown on the road could the final straw on the camel's back to break it. I need that to happen in very petty ways as a CFB and UT fan.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I don't see how they're even competitive this weekend if Ole Miss actually shows up. I never trust Kiffin to do that, so anything could happen. That said, it's not a good match-up for ATM and they're not a good team. 

So, if ATM shits the bed this weekend, that's when I do expect the floodgates to open. Everything over there is hanging by a string. A beatdown on the road could the final straw on the camel's back to break it. I need that to happen in very petty ways as a CFB and UT fan.

Double the motivation for Kiffin to curbstomp Jimbo though, because he'd absolutely love to be the next grossly overpaid Aggy coach..

1 hour ago, Acropora said:

Word strong as oak you say...He's just joshing guys.  who hasn't joshed a little back in the day?  

I like how AJ Maddox's 2 brothers have the same name.  Lazy parenting or lazy 9.95ing?   

 

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46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don't see how they're even competitive this weekend if Ole Miss actually shows up. I never trust Kiffin to do that, so anything could happen. That said, it's not a good match-up for ATM and they're not a good team. 

So, if ATM shits the bed this weekend, that's when I do expect the floodgates to open. Everything over there is hanging by a string. A beatdown on the road could the final straw on the camel's back to break it. I need that to happen in very petty ways as a CFB and UT fan.

I've got aggy on moneyline.  I think they win this one fairly easily.  I think their Dline sort of abuses Ole Miss and they throttle that offense the way Bama did.  Those dipshits get up for one game a year and play over their heads and pull off a surprise.  My guess is that this is that game for them this year.  

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I've got aggy on moneyline.  I think they win this one fairly easily.  I think their Dline sort of abuses Ole Miss and they throttle that offense the way Bama did.  Those dipshits get up for one game a year and play over their heads and pull off a surprise.  My guess is that this is that game for them this year.  

Not on the road they don't.

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I've got aggy on moneyline.  I think they win this one fairly easily.  I think their Dline sort of abuses Ole Miss and they throttle that offense the way Bama did.  Those dipshits get up for one game a year and play over their heads and pull off a surprise.  My guess is that this is that game for them this year.  

Ha. Good luck. Betting on ATM on the road under Jimbo Fisher is certainly a choice.

2 hours ago, Acropora said:

I like how AJ Maddox's 2 brothers have the same name.  Lazy parenting or lazy 9.95ing?   

 

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Just now, closetojumping said:

Ha. Good luck. Betting on ATM on the road under Jimbo Fisher is certainly a choice.

Makes it even more likely it's their surprise game. They do shit like that (like when they'd quit for the year and beat LSU like a red headed step child last year) all the time- it's part of their charm.  I'm gonna put 50 on it at my +140 and root like hell for them to lose.  And if they win, take the wife out to a nice seafood dinner at the red lobster off the highway.  We are high rollers like that. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Makes it even more likely it's their surprise game. They do shit like that (like when they'd quit for the year and beat LSU like a red headed step child last year) all the time- it's part of their charm.  I'm gonna put 50 on it at my +140 and root like hell for them to lose.  And if they win, take the wife out to a nice seafood dinner at the red lobster off the highway.  We are high rollers like that. 

It's weird, I've already got plans to take your wife out to a nice seafood dinner that same evening, and then never call her again.

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