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42 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

My heart says Tyanthony Smith, but my head says Bussey.

If LSU beats Bama tonight, Bussey will be committed to them before next Saturday (JMO).

He might be if they don’t, as well.

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They gone. 

 

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A close loss to Ole Miss is perfect. They can lament that they would have won with their #1 QB so Jimbo will survive another year. 

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

Bussey

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you rang?

I would really like TyAnthony Smith him to be next.  He moved to wildcat QB for the Jasper/Silsbee game and was a man among boys.  Strong, lean and fast. 

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I like String. Seems like he's halfway decent. But this is funny.

On 10/30/2023 at 6:03 PM, TheBryMan81 said:

I just put $50 on Ole Miss at -3.

The only thing that worries me is that Vegas occasionally knows more than I do, so I'm wondering why the spread is so close...

 

On 10/30/2023 at 6:20 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

Ole Miss -3 does seem low. 

aggy lost by 15 @ Miami and by 7 @ Tennessee in their only 2 road games. Ole Miss is better than both those teams. Vegas knows more but -3 definitely feels low. 

Vegas knows man. IDK how they know, but they do.

Got the push at Ole Miss -3

But I hit on Ole Miss -1.5 first half, so I got something out of it.

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6 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

@Bruh Manneeds to come make some more posts about aggy building a powerhouse so we know they will continue to suck. 

never forget he was the guy who said Malik Jefferson, Michael Dickson and DeShon Elliott would all 3 come back (or was it Jefferson, Conor Williams and Dickson?) only to see all 3 declare for the draft like 3 seconds later.

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

My heart says Tyanthony Smith, but my head says Bussey.

LSU is going to push for Bussey HARD after this ass beating at the hands of Alabama.

2 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

Vegas knows man. IDK how they know, but they do.

Got the push at Ole Miss -3

But I hit on Ole Miss -1.5 first half, so I got something out of it.

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8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably did just enough to hold on to everybody. If that sounds insane, it should because it’s true. 

No way. They'll lose more. Those kids are seeing all those tweets. Half their class isn't imploding, but they're losing at least another 3-4 of them like Cam Coleman, Terry Bussy, and another one or two. 

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

A close loss to Ole Miss is perfect. They can lament that they would have won with their #1 QB so Jimbo will survive another year. 

Yup. 35 points and in position to tie at the end, and they’ll say the offense would have been better with qb1.  Well, 28 by the offense I guess. 38 given up by their amazing defense. 

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I responded to the post quoted below on the football board but I am posting here as well in the preemptive hopes that pussies needing ATM to win in order have their negative worldview validated can do it in private. 

7 hours ago, hookem48 said:

aggy will fuck around and beat LSU again

You idiots were saying this about Miami, then Alabama, then Tennessee, then Ole Miss, and now it will be LSU. It’s uninformed handwringing. 

These imbeciles have played an easy schedule to get this far and they’ll probably be 7-4 heading into the LSU game. Whoop! 

The combined record of the teams they have beaten this year is 16-29. Auburn, at 5-4, is the “best” opponent they have beaten. Auburn got to 5 wins by pummeling the death row jaggernauts of UMass, Cal, Samford, Miss State and Vanderbilt. That’s a combined opp record of 17-30. 

Texas ATM has beaten no one of merit. Miss State sucks. ATM will beat them and call it yet another “statement game”. They’ll chest pound and then beat an FCS opponent and question the integrity of the CFP rankings without any shame or irony because, by gawd, they’re the best 7-4 team in the country! 

They will forget that they are 0-9 in their last 9 away games and that Death Valley at night is brutal. They’ll have people in the media predicting they’re hot and primed for an upset. You guys on this site will have  followed them back up on the rollercoaster out of some sense of bizarre self-loathing, needing ATM to hurt you in order to feel whole. 

Then LSU will spank them in public and we will all point and laugh. Then the lot of you guys that do this shit will probably wait a few days before telling us why you’re worried and convinced that they’re going to roll their opponent in the Podunk Loser Bowl. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I responded to the post quoted below on the football board but I am posting here as well in the preemptive hopes that pussies needing ATM to win in order have their negative worldview validated can do it in private. 

You idiots were saying this about Miami, then Alabama, then Tennessee, then Ole Miss, and now it will be LSU. It’s uninformed handwringing. 

These imbeciles have played an easy schedule to get this far and they’ll probably be 7-4 heading into the LSU game. Whoop! 

The combined record of the teams they have beaten this year is 16-29. Auburn, at 5-4, is the “best” opponent they have beaten. Auburn got to 5 wins by pummeling the death row jaggernauts of UMass, Cal, Samford, Miss State and Vanderbilt. That’s a combined opp record of 17-30. 

Texas ATM has beaten no one of merit. Miss State sucks. ATM will beat them and call it yet another “statement game”. They’ll chest pound and then beat an FCS opponent and question the integrity of the CFP rankings without any shame or irony because, by gawd, they’re the best 7-4 team in the country! 

They will forget that they are 0-9 in their last 9 away games and that Death Valley at night is brutal. They’ll have people in the media predicting they’re hot and primed for an upset. You guys on this site will have  followed them back up on the rollercoaster out of some sense of bizarre self-loathing, needing ATM to hurt you in order to feel whole. 

Then LSU will spank them in public and we will all point and laugh. Then the lot of you guys that do this shit will probably wait a few days before telling us why you’re worried and convinced that they’re going to roll their opponent in the Podunk Loser Bowl. 

Remember how a few days ago you wrote Texas was going to stomp "a deep mudhole in Kansas State's ass"? You nailed that one.

I am sure the gomer coaches shall be bellowing about early playing time now?

7 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Remember how a few days ago you wrote Texas was going to stomp "a deep mudhole in Kansas State's ass"? You nailed that one.

I am not sure you understand the premise in the first place and I am okay with that. Good call though! 

Regarding ATM, I’ve had them straight the whole way this season. 

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He’s no different than the rest of them. 

Nah, he's a solid dude. Hates Texas, but also watches every game because he's an Ag and his wife's family are longhorns. I got Aggie twitter coming at me in like 2012 and then String and I ended up twitter buddies. 

17 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Nah, he's a solid dude. Hates Texas, but also watches every game because he's an Ag and his wife's family are longhorns. I got Aggie twitter coming at me in like 2012 and then String and I ended up twitter buddies. 

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aggy boards saying Johnson broke some ribs

If he's out that game against Miss. State will be a complete shit show.  Like 6-3 type score.

Has Evan Stewart quit?  Didn't play yesterday and was never said why.  Enai White as well.

"Has Evan Stewart quit?  Didn't play yesterday and was never said why.  Enai White as well."

You reap what you sow. 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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Lower body injury. Sounds like an over-rubbed vagina.

Sounds like someone who's checked out and done with the season.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sounds like someone who's checked out and done with the season.

Zactly

17 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:




If A&M doesn't fire Jimbo when he has a worse record than Kevin Sumlin it's because they are racists! 

Adding onto Sumlins final record in 2017, he ends up going 2-1 in regular season and then loses his bowl  game.

Sumllin after 6 full seasons ends at 49-24.  Jimbo wins out and he's 48-25.

Shouldn’t jimbo have fewer games after 6 seasons because of Covid season, missing a bowl, and dodging another?

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy boards saying Johnson broke some ribs

This sentence would be funnier if he broke some of Jimbo's ribs. But I'm looking forward to seeing their 3rd string qb.

So jimbo shoved him in the back when he had broken ribs?  Maybe undiagnosed at the time, but certainly max told some people where he was hurt. 

So jimbo shoved him in the back when he had broken ribs?  Maybe undiagnosed at the time, but certainly max told some people where he was hurt. 
I saw that and swore I saw Johnson yell something back at Jimbo but couldn't make out the words.
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I'm waiting for someone to make a documentary about Jimbo's downfall from his early FSU days to Aggy.  They can call it "Candi Crushed: The Jimbo Fisher Story."

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has Evan Stewart quit?  Didn't play yesterday and was never said why.  Enai White as well.

he posted on 10/25 and his most recent like is a brian hartline tweet

dude is a trolololol

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20 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:




If A&M doesn't fire Jimbo when he has a worse record than Kevin Sumlin it's because they are racists! 

Calm down here. No one needs to be fired. 

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Miami

The Miami loss continues to look worse and worse. Complete shit show for Miami last night against NC State and if you look at their remaining schedule they probably finish 7-5. 

aggys schedule set up perfectly for 9-3 or 10-2. They played 2 good teams all year (Alabama, Ole Miss) and then a really flawed LSU team that has a D2 level defense. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy boards saying Johnson broke some ribs

Weigman signing up for that OL next year is a bad idea. 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sounds like someone who's checked out and done with the season.

Probably gonna see a few more make business decisions and develop nagging flu-like symptoms.  

I hope cooper is one of them, if he has nagging injuries that could use recovery before the combine.  I’d like to see their defense without him. 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is gallery sports a mattress Mack deal?

It was. That garbage has already been shuttered because no one read it.

 

I will say this about Max Johnson. He's a tough SOB. He's been taking shot after shot for weeks now. 

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