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  • you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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    Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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    I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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Elko with the moral victory to *checks notes* 3 win Virginia.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Elko with the moral victory to *checks notes* 3 win Virginia.

What moral victory?

22 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Going to be funny if and when they have to fall back on their DLine coach. He will “interview” and “knock it out of the park” when everyone else is either taken or says no.

Must be elko. He was probably on his headset all game getting moving quotes and talking to realtors. 
 

and Duke is 6-5, and 9th in the acc. 
 

 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Must be elko. He was probably on his headset all game talking to his accountant. 

fify

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Must be elko. He was probably on his headset all game getting moving quotes and talking to realtors. 
 

and Duke is 6-5, and 9th in the acc. 
 

 

You don't just simply walk into Charlottesville and beat Virginia... unless you're James Madison.

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Think those Auburn flips are gonna stick?

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Immediate playing time! 
 

But seriously, New Mexico State? That’s embarrassing…

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Elko with the moral victory to *checks notes* 3 win Virginia.

They are really going to hire another ACC coach with a .500 record that got his starting QB killed.

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Jayden Daniels is the best player in the country that would win the Heisman if not for his shitty defense. 

That should be funny next weekend. 

 

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2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Jayden Daniels is the best player in the country that would win the Heisman if not for his shitty defense. 

That should be funny next weekend. 

 

God I can't wait to see them hang 50+ on that vaunted defense of theirs 

Wow. Those Duke statistics:

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Virginia gained 448 yards despite 12 penalties. 

Go for him, Aggies.

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Wow. Those Duke statistics:

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Virginia gained 448 yards despite 12 penalties. 

Go for him, Aggies.

But look at the discipline on Elko’s Duke team. One penalty. That’s the type of coach Aggy needs. 

22 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Aggie hiring process starting to sound a lot like a Steve Patterson special. Just need Condi Rice and Korn Ferry. 

Bjork is a perfect comparison to Patterson.  

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Wow. Those Duke statistics:

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Virginia gained 448 yards despite 12 penalties. 

Go for him, Aggies.

Remember when Herman's Houston team lost to Memphis right before we hired him and most of us brushed it off?

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Wow. Those Duke statistics:

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Virginia gained 448 yards despite 12 penalties. 

Go for him, Aggies.

Must have been a Big 12 referee crew with a disdain for Virginia losing to Texas in 1995 on Phil Dawson’s last second field goal. 

18 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Must have been a Big 12 referee crew with a disdain for Virginia losing to Texas in 1995 on Phil Dawson’s last second field goal. 

That got taken care of on a rainy day in 1996. 



Just spitballing but I wonder if this will have an impact on aggy being put into a bidding war for their 1st5th, 15th choice. Trayler/Elko cant use the Arkansas job as a bidder.

2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:



Just spitballing but I wonder if this will have an impact on aggy being put into a bidding war for their 1st5th, 15th choice. Trayler/Elko cant use the Arkansas job as a bidder.

They would have fired Pittman if Traylor wanted the job, but he has better options and Arkansas doesn't.

28 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:



Just spitballing but I wonder if this will have an impact on aggy being put into a bidding war for their 1st5th, 15th choice. Trayler/Elko cant use the Arkansas job as a bidder.

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Great, now that bitch-titted, Meatloaf-looking motherfucker can go ahead and get that shitty team up for one, and only one, game next year against Texas. It’s too bad for them that those fucking idiots don’t get to play Texas every week. Fucking mediocrities. 

My commentary in []

Bjork is going to hire a sitting head coach. [Georgia DC declined.]

Looch started off talking about the obvious candidates of Elko, Traylor, Leipold.

He then threw out Jonathan Smith and Jedd Fisch as western candidates with no ties. [Those are a smokescreen that will never happen.]

He throws out Matt Rhule. [Huge buyout, never gonna happen.]

He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college football. He said it would be a coach frustrated with where they're at and don't feel appreciated. Mack told Dabo that he should've left Texas sooner because the fans didn't appreciate him.

Name drops Ryan Day, Lincoln Riley, and DeBoer. [LOL]

[Billy keeps throwing out Dabo even though nobody else is talking about him. He is a big name, doesn't feel appreciated, doesn't have resources with the bad ACC TV contract, and is the only reasonable big name that could've reached out seeking a retirement plan. I'm shocked. I'm not pissed. It's Dabo Swinney.]

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He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college football. He said it would be a coach frustrated with where they're at and don't feel appreciated. Mack told Dabo that he should've left Texas sooner because the fans didn't appreciate him.

Name drops Ryan Day, Lincoln Riley, and DeBoer. [LOL]

We wish too, Mack

8 minutes ago, Vermin said:

He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college

Mark Mangino is a big human does that count? It would definitely shock college football 

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

My commentary in []

Bjork is going to hire a sitting head coach. [Georgia DC declined.]

Looch started off talking about the obvious candidates of Elko, Traylor, Leipold.

He then threw out Jonathan Smith and Jedd Fisch as western candidates with no ties. [Those are a smokescreen that will never happen.]

He throws out Matt Rhule. [Huge buyout, never gonna happen.]

He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college football. He said it would be a coach frustrated with where they're at and don't feel appreciated. Mack told Dabo that he should've left Texas sooner because the fans didn't appreciate him.

Name drops Ryan Day, Lincoln Riley, and DeBoer. [LOL]

[Billy keeps throwing out Dabo even though nobody else is talking about him. He is a big name, doesn't feel appreciated, doesn't have resources with the bad ACC TV contract, and is the only reasonable big name that could've reached out seeking a retirement plan. I'm shocked. I'm not pissed. It's Dabo Swinney.]

The shot at Texas fans in the middle of an aggy coaching search podcast is classic Looch.

Yeah, it’s gotta be Dabo. These regards will never learn. 

Seems like they are working with dabo, and keeping traylor, elko, and leipold warm in case dabo won’t bite. 
 

I see no reason that any of those 4 should be good enough to get aggy where they want to be. 

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Fire Jimbo because he’s an inflexible martinet who won’t adapt as college football evolves. Then hire Dabo.

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27 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Bjork is going to hire a sitting head coach.

Power moves.

32 minutes ago, Vermin said:

My commentary in []

Bjork is going to hire a sitting head coach. [Georgia DC declined.]

Looch started off talking about the obvious candidates of Elko, Traylor, Leipold.

He then threw out Jonathan Smith and Jedd Fisch as western candidates with no ties. [Those are a smokescreen that will never happen.]

He throws out Matt Rhule. [Huge buyout, never gonna happen.]

He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college football. He said it would be a coach frustrated with where they're at and don't feel appreciated. Mack told Dabo that he should've left Texas sooner because the fans didn't appreciate him.

Name drops Ryan Day, Lincoln Riley, and DeBoer. [LOL]

[Billy keeps throwing out Dabo even though nobody else is talking about him. He is a big name, doesn't feel appreciated, doesn't have resources with the bad ACC TV contract, and is the only reasonable big name that could've reached out seeking a retirement plan. I'm shocked. I'm not pissed. It's Dabo Swinney.]

Lol.   Billy has to be the luckiest SOB in Collie Station.    He spews speculative non sense and propaganda in almost every sentence and gets paid big bucks for doing it.   And the aggys just slurp it up.  

If Dabo leaves I think it speeds up the collapse of the ACC. Clemson wants out for many reasons, but if they can’t keep their HC despite immense recent success that’ll be a catalyst. 

Meanwhile, Florida State played a game on the CW last night. 

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Clemson coach Dabo Swinney agreed to a new 10-year, $115 million contract Thursday, the largest college football coaching contract by total compensation.

The new, enhanced contract runs through the 2031 football season and averages $11.5 million over 10 years. In 2022, Swinney is set to earn $10.5 million, just behind Alabama coach Nick Saban, who recently got a raise and extension that will pay him $10.7 million this season.

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According to the term sheet, if Swinney leaves to become Alabama head coach in 2022, he would owe a $9 million buyout; that number is $6 million in 2022 if he leaves for another college team. He would owe nothing if he leaves for an NFL head-coaching job. The buyout number decreases every year of the deal.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/34548897/clemson-tigers-head-football-coach-dabo-swinney-agrees-new-10-year-115-million-contract

Dabo has a huge contract but a minuscule buyout to bolt to another team. Weird. So it definitely is possible.

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I will giggle my motherfucking ass off if they hire Dabo. 

Me too. 

But hey, Dabo could funnel a shit ton of money through churches in CS. He may actually build another recruiting juggernaut there. 

Then again, he still doesn’t seem to understand NIL at all, so I’m not worried. 

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

- With his multiple titles and title games, I think Dabo is uber secure at Clemson, for a few years, at a minimum.

- Even if "Tyler from wherever" was enough to get under his diaphanous epidermis, would he really be better off at A&M and in the SEC?  A one-year honeymoon - at the most - and then with that roster the Agroids will expect "nattys."

I don't see why Dabo would move.  

 

 

The Tyler from Spartanburg call feels like Dabo planted it.

- The call came just after Clemson’s 4th loss.

- Dabo’s response is measured and well prepared.

- Dabo of course used it for motivation and Clemson curb stomped their next opponent. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Tyler from Spartanburg call feels like Dabo planted it.

- The call came just after Clemson’s 4th loss.

- Dabo’s response is measured and well prepared.

- Dabo of course used it for motivation and Clemson curb stomped their next opponent. 

https://www.foxcarolina.com/video/2023/11/11/breaking-down-idea-that-tyler-spartanburg-was-plant/

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Tyler from Spartanburg call feels like Dabo planted it.

- The call came just after Clemson’s 4th loss.

- Dabo’s response is measured and well prepared.

- Dabo of course used it for motivation and Clemson curb stomped their next opponent. 

It did seem rather orchestrated. Like how does that dude even get through the screener? That said if it was legit, I’m a fan of Tyler from Spartanburg, and if aggy hires him I may change my handle in his honor. 

55 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Meanwhile, Florida State played a game on the CW last night

Disappointing every person expecting a "One Tree Hill" rerun. 

35 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Re: Dabo - 

- Just last year, Dabo signed a 10 year $115MM contract, that runs through the 2031 season.  That was only exceeded by Saban's yearly average of $11.7MM per year.  (At least at that time.)

- I cannot imagine Aggie can pay that kind of money, let alone give him a material raise.  But hey, with these guys, who knows ... 

 

The Aggies would be able to cover themselves in glory at being able to say that they're rich as shit and once again will prove how much sitting national champion coaches crave the job based on how much the Aggies have to pay them to come to College Station.

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55 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I will giggle my motherfucking ass off if they hire Dabo. 

Why would that make you laugh? National championship winning head coach from the ACC on the downtrend without generational QB talent? Nothing funny or familiar about that at all. 

I guess the biggest question is why would he take a pay cut to do it, and if he won’t, will aggy be able to come up with the money?

I think Dabo would be a recruiting witch at aggy, and form an unholy alliance with Pastor(?) Dindy. 
 

But they’d struggle with the portal and clean recruits. I also think the culture install would take at least 3 years. The aggy roster is talented, but full of shitheads who don’t want to work. 

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