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hey, no big deal, fbi busts attempt to kidnap michigan gov and overthrow the government

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36 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Him?  Really?

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Maybe the female ex-juror has a kidnap rape fetish. Don't shame her fetish, bro.

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Try as I might, it’s still hard to believe this is where we are as a country.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

her R opponent is batshit crazy ...

 

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

hopefully he dies early in prison.

By Snu Snu

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

By Snu Snu

Or a choking death while tossin’ saled after the rare prison Burrito Day lunch. Either way, all good. 

I'm glad of the sentence. He was trying to overthrow state government through terrorism. He only got as far as the plan.

That said, this feels sort of like the old college football saying that Alabama's been caught cheating, that's bad news for Southwest Alabama State.

Donald Trump is the like for Alabama. I mean no offense to Alabama (at least not for this), it's just that they're the metaphor.

I do think this sentence in Michigan will be a deterrent for local idiots combing the lice out of their beards out under a wood roof in the sticks where they go to fire their guns and imagine themselves to be badasses. This may frighten the running dogs and useful idiots.

 

 

 

 

 

Is there a website where I can find prisoners in Michigan who are willing to hurt a fellow inmate  in exchange for some money in their commissary account?  Asking for a friend.

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Or a choking death while tossin’ saled after the rare prison Burrito Day lunch. Either way, all good. 

*salet

 Now we need a conviction and sentencing for these power grid terrorists.  

Be patient. They’ll ascend to their positions as GQP statewide officials soon enough.
3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Is there a website where I can find prisoners in Michigan who are willing to hurt a fellow inmate  in exchange for some money in their commissary account?  Asking for a friend.

 

any of the prison dating apps will likely work. But you will probably have to forward some dick pics.

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Donald Trump is the like for Alabama. I mean no offense to Alabama…..

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

 

any of the prison dating apps will likely work. But you will probably have to forward some dick pics.

We all need to make sacrifices these days.  If a pic of my Hunter Biden cock gets the job done, that’s fine.

23 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm glad of the sentence. He was trying to overthrow state government through terrorism. He only got as far as the plan.

That said, this feels sort of like the old college football saying that Alabama's been caught cheating, that's bad news for Southwest Alabama State.

Donald Trump is the like for Alabama. I mean no offense to Alabama (at least not for this), it's just that they're the metaphor.

I do think this sentence in Michigan will be a deterrent for local idiots combing the lice out of their beards out under a wood roof in the sticks where they go to fire their guns and imagine themselves to be badasses. This may frighten the running dogs and useful idiots.

 

 

 

 

 

Simile and it’s not a good one. More like Ken Paxton committed another crime so his employees need to update their resumes. 

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57 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Look at this big ass pumpkin.

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There's not a poster on this board who could handle her in the sack

There's not a poster on this board who could handle her in the sack

I dunno. I bet that 99% of the posters on here could successfully fuck a pumpkin.
58 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

There's not a poster on this board who could handle her in the sack

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I dunno. I bet that 99% of the posters on here could successfully fuck a pumpkin.

If that’s what it takes to get a shot at Gretch. 

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

There's not a poster on this board who could handle her in the sack

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17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I dunno. I bet that 99% of the posters on here could successfully fuck a pumpkin.

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2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Fucking traitors. Hang 'em.

Gonna need some hefty rope.

33 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Fucking traitors. Hang 'em.

Might need a heavy lift port crane for that job.... 
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Final episodes of this came out last month. I'm about 3 episodes in.

Listening to actual audio recordings of the various dumbfuck wanna-be-badass militia is unreal.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chameleon-the-michigan-plot/id1532225667

Hearing them is the interesting / disgusting part.

The part that will possibly suck is it seems the producers try to add sympathetic strokes to the resultant picture. It's starting to creep in already.

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