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2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Great moments in sports history are made better by who is on the call. Our favorite moment "4th and 5, the national championship on the line" could have potentially felt lame if the announcer was shitty. But he was a broadcasting legend and his call is part of what makes that play special.

to be fair, jackson botched that call

his level of enthusiasm for the call was on par with vince shooting his dog

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    Pollack took fucking shots at Texas every chance he got and I never found any of his commentary worth a fuck. May he be cast into the Tartarus of the sports commentary realm and wind up with a job for

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53 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, jackson botched that call

his level of enthusiasm for the call was on par with vince shooting his dog

Was a huge fan of Keith Jackson, but that night his homerism was on display throughout the game.

ESPN is gonna do something stupid and pair Mark Jackson with Doc Rivers to call the NBA Finals

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

That’s debatable.   The fact they kept someone who is even dumber than Alberts and Pollack in Desmond Howard is all you need to know why ESPN is in the situation they are in today.  Howard and his stupid pick for aggy last year for the college playoff should’ve been enough cause to shelve him.   Lol.  

Pollack and Howard are equally dumb. You can’t say Howard is dumb without including pollack.

Those folks complaining ESPN should stop being political are showing their idiocy as well. You’re trying too hard to slam something.

ESPN collapsed for one main reason really—the rise of mass media. Podcasts, YouTube, Twitter, etc meant you no longer needed to watch ESPN for breaking news, highlights, or interviews.
 

I thought I read that some of these personalities are being asked to take massive pay cuts to stay and most of them are declining that so they are being let go instead.

And yes, Corso should have been put out to pasture years ago. It’s just cringy.

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This is spot on.   I can’t watch five minutes of a game Beth Mowins calls.   And we all know why she will keep on calling games.  Another exhibit in ESPN’s downfall.  

 

Not espn, but fuck these two...

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Kendrick Perkins is still the after calling NBA MVP voters racist for voting Jokic, Dirk, and Nash.

1 hour ago, AustinHorn said:

So we’re being told Stephen A escaped layoff?

 

 

48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Not espn, but fuck these two...

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is there any way espn can fire them too?

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, jackson botched that call

his level of enthusiasm for the call was on par with vince shooting his dog

 

1 hour ago, sdm said:

Was a huge fan of Keith Jackson, but that night his homerism was on display throughout the game.

 

I cannot swear to this, but I really really thought I remember reading a story on either HF, or Shaggy, where someone was on a cruise ship  and could only get live satellite TV from the direct ABC C-Band broadcast. So that was being shown at several of the ships bars. 

as described that meant they were watching the non-commerical direct from Cali live version of the announcers and their headsets, when they are talking to the producer during commercials, all comments being easily heard.

whoever it was claimed that they heard Keith, on several occasions, tell the Dan, the producers and the other USC fans working on the crew that USC were not looking very well (must have been in the 2nd quarter).  Along with severl other "not-nice" things Keith would say about Texas.

 

no idea if it was true or not.   unless someone remembers who made that post, because I sure as fuck dont and its been at least 15 years at this point. 

If this is all about cost-cutting.....I'm pretty sure they could bring the lumberjack competitions and the world's strongest man competitions to primetime hours - those were probably fairly cheap compared to some of the on-air talent they just fired.  Hell, one or two of those personalities probably cost them more than putting those kinds of things in primetime slots.

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Wouldn't be shocked if Disney sold ESPN in the next year.  This looks like a shoring up of the balance sheets.  

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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This is some next level evil genius bullshit. 

it's hilarious to me that people all over twitter are acting like espn getting rid of pollack is some horrible decision.  i've always thought the guy was a bland as bland can possibly be.  he's not as bad as desmond, but i don't get the outrage at all.

it was also super lame how he'd never partake in any of the local food brought to the gameday set.  i won't miss him at all.

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3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

to be fair, jackson botched that call

his level of enthusiasm for the call was on par with vince shooting his dog

In contrast, I gained a great deal of respect for Fouts during the '05 and '06 broadcasts at the Rose Bowl.

Against Michigan, you could tell Fouts only knew Vince from highlights and cheat sheets and hadn't really watched him play. By the fourth quarter of the USC game, you could see that Fouts recognized Vince's greatness and knew that Vince was going to win.

"Never seen anybody like him in my LIFE."

"You can have the perfect defense called, you can force him out of the pocket, but you're not gonna beat him. In-VINCE-able!"

 

Dan knew what was up.

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t get the JVG move. He’s great. 


he was the only talent that was let go 

18 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

I am surprised they tossed McShay instead of Kiper. Kiper is singularly the worst evaluator I have ever seen. Case in point, him standing on the table for Will Levis all offseason as the second best QB in the draft.

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I am surprised they tossed McShay instead of Kiper. Kiper is singularly the worst evaluator I have ever seen. Case in point, him standing on the table for Will Levis all offseason as the second best QB in the draft.

I member mel simping for joey harrington.
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I am surprised they tossed McShay instead of Kiper. Kiper is singularly the worst evaluator I have ever seen. Case in point, him standing on the table for Will Levis all offseason as the second best QB in the draft.


I’d be curious his salary 

25 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

ESPN sucks dicks and has for at least a decade, maybe two.


The manning Mnf stuff is easily their best stuff

6 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

In contrast, I gained a great deal of respect for Fouts during the '05 and '06 broadcasts at the Rose Bowl.

Against Michigan, you could tell Fouts only knew Vince from highlights and cheat sheets and hadn't really watched him play. By the fourth quarter of the USC game, you could see that Fouts recognized Vince's greatness and knew that Vince was going to win.

"Never seen anybody like him in my LIFE."

"You can have the perfect defense called, you can force him out of the pocket, but you're not gonna beat him. In-VINCE-able!"

 

Dan knew what was up.

Fuck Jeff Fisher

If I am counting correctly, this means ESPN has laid off one half of the rap duo Max & Sam, who are well remembered for the Young Man Rumble single.

6 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t get the JVG move. He’s great. 

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23 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Are there people who think Craig isn’t a good game day announcer?  His radio show is shit but I think he’s pretty damn good at calling games.  

He's a great PBP guy.  Even better at color.

Some folks around here don't realize how good we have it.

20 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its been at least 15 years at this point.

17.5 years…and yes, we’re all getting old. 

16 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I am surprised they tossed McShay instead of Kiper. Kiper is singularly the worst evaluator I have ever seen. Case in point, him standing on the table for Will Levis all offseason as the second best QB in the draft.

Yeah I would have kept McShay.

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ESPN needs to go back to their roots and stop trying to fill every hour possible with talking heads

 

23 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

In contrast, I gained a great deal of respect for Fouts during the '05 and '06 broadcasts at the Rose Bowl.

Against Michigan, you could tell Fouts only knew Vince from highlights and cheat sheets and hadn't really watched him play. By the fourth quarter of the USC game, you could see that Fouts recognized Vince's greatness and knew that Vince was going to win.

"Never seen anybody like him in my LIFE."

"You can have the perfect defense called, you can force him out of the pocket, but you're not gonna beat him. In-VINCE-able!"

 

Dan knew what was up.

Dan Fouts was the fuckin' man both on the field and in the booth.

 

Yes. An alltime tough guy.  The 80’s Chargers never won a ring, but DAMN they were fun to watch!

49 minutes ago, Deej said:

ESPN needs to go back to their roots and stop trying to fill every hour possible with talking heads

 

NGL, I would watch Denise and Kiana after school all the time. For research. 

36 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yes. An alltime tough guy.  The 80’s Chargers never won a ring, but DAMN they were fun to watch!

 

36 minutes ago, slorch said:

Yes. An alltime tough guy.  The 80’s Chargers never won a ring, but DAMN they were fun to watch!

Epic battles between Air Coryell and Madden's Raiders.  Oakland would bring hell at Fouts and he never flinched, took massive hits while still delivering perfect missiles to Charlie Joiner, John Jefferson and Kellen Winslow.  Tough guy indeed.

Epic battles between Air Coryell and Madden's Raiders.  Oakland would bring hell at Fouts and he never flinched, took massive hits while still delivering perfect missiles to Charlie Joiner, John Jefferson and Kellen Winslow.  Tough guy indeed.

I know all those guys. I too am old.
Dan Fouts was the fuckin' man both on the field and in the booth.
 

I was a pharmaceutical rep in the early 2000’s with a guy that was Fouts’ Center when they played that “magical” game vs Miami. #56 Bob Rush. Of course he was a little older than me, but I loved buying him a beer in the evenings and just hearing his stories of the NFL.

He was a Memphis alum and went every weekend to do their radio show. This was early 2000’s.

Hook’em!!!

All you need to know about Disney is that it is throwing money at that clown McAfee and Desmond somehow continues to be employed. The latter Is an incompetent, unbridled buffoon who adds absolutely nothing but idiocy to Saturdays. The below pretty much summarizes his ineptness but his bottomless bag of stupidity goes way back to a detail analysis of DeSean Jackson matched up against Aaron Ross in the Holiday Bowl, Jevean Snead's transfer and McCoy's injury and how they could impact Cal's preparation for the game.  Except Cal was playing A&M.  

Imagine, somehow, confusing A&M with Texas.

Just an example. Makes total sense that the guy is still employed by ESPN.

 

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4 hours ago, Deej said:

ESPN needs to go back to their roots and stop trying to fill every hour possible with talking heads

 

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9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

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Bodyshaping had it going on, even grandma on that show was hot. 

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Dan Fouts was the fuckin' man both on the field and in the booth.

 

Yup. Anyone remember “Air Coryell”? Fouts was he trigger man. 

On 7/1/2023 at 1:39 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

fuck you treatyoak!!!!

nice try bitch!

I love it when you talk dirty to me. 

 

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