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    Pollack took fucking shots at Texas every chance he got and I never found any of his commentary worth a fuck. May he be cast into the Tartarus of the sports commentary realm and wind up with a job for

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13 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ha!  I was scrolling to the bottom so that I could type something similar.  This and every time Lebron James takes a shit.

In fairness, that's every other time James takes a shit.  But the point is taken. 

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LOL, let them wither and die.  They made their bed of shit programming and over the top political commentary.  

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Good fire all of those motherfuckers and just show NFL greatest hits videos from the 70s and baseball blooper videos and viewership would quadruple.

10 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Lulz Fuck ESPN. Let's hope Herbie and Corso are gone, but that's wishful thinking. If Corso didn't have dementia he'd be great, but it's time to take him out to pasture. 

Pretty sure they laid him off a while back.  He's not getting paid, but he keeps showing up, so....

The Anti-Milton.

11 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

But, the blessed unholy things I would want to do with Linda Cohn.... Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ....

Whew.  I thought I was the only one.

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Are Confederate dollars worth anything?

No, looks like a $50 Confederate States bill is going for about tree fiddy on ebay.

21 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Whew.  I thought I was the only one.

I don't know you anymore.

35 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

LOL, let them wither and die.  They made their bed of shit programming and over the top political commentary.  

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1000% this.  

It's amusing watching all these idiots who claim "sports", but then push their little agendas circle the drain.

38 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

LOL, let them wither and die.  They made their bed of shit programming and over the top political commentary.  

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ESPN learning a valuable, if not painful free market lesson:  you are not as valuable as you thought you were.  

Are you still good for many things, of course.  But this is about as far as they go.  And when I'm out and about - this is nice at times.  

 

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38 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I don't know you anymore.

She's no Kristi Noem.

$8mil for Stephen A Smith? (/Torbush)

 

ESPN’s “bold strategy, Cotton” for sometime has been hiring personalities that I assume 80%+ of their audience hates, I guess as clickbait type mentality? SAS, Cowherd (now on Fox), Skip Bayless, and the Jenele Hill+Michael Smith combo. How about hiring people with pleasant personalities that actually report the sports with insightful sports related commentary?

Does this mean they get back to covering/broadcasting sports and stop trying to be a sports flavored CNN?

If so I may check it out occasionaly even if they arent broadcasting a game I want to watch.

16 hours ago, Duval Street said:

But, but, but, I thought SECNetwork prints it’s own money?

*its

4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Everyone loves Corso, but continuing to put him in front of a camera at this point is just cruel.

Meh...  former UL/IU  coach, so fuck him...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I kid, love Corso but agree it’s time to put him out to pasture. 

1 hour ago, General Specific said:


About threefidy Ameros!

Exchange rate is 1:1 in Michigan.

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Kurt saved his job with fake tears. Hell, he probably got a raise. 

If he got a raise its because he bought some knee pads and worked overtime for it. 

5 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Corso is a national treasure (in my feeble mind) and is way less offensive than some of those checkered-suit-tennis-shoe-wearing jackwagons.

I use to love Corso, but he's not the same guy he was 5 years ago. I truly think he has dementia or something. The lights are on but no one is home. I would be surprised to hear that he's been "let go" just to simply make his life easier. It's hard to watch him now. He's not the same, unfortunately. 

Have any of y'all lusting after Linda Cohn (I can't believe that phrase is being typed on anything newer than a Commodore 64) actually seen that granny in the last 20 years?

The only bad part of that story is ESPN still exists.

ESPN deserves the problems that they are currently experiencing -- self-inflicted problems due to poor choices.

More Sports -- No Politics !!!

I believe the fear of letting corso go is the real possibility that it would truly kill him to not have this in his life. Might be smart for that reason to keep him around. 

6 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I believe the fear of letting corso go is the real possibility that it would truly kill him to not have this in his life. Might be smart for that reason to keep him around. 

Do Corso a favor -- before it's too late

The layoffs are perfect cover to let him go now!!!

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Some of you gonna be sorely disappointed when everyone is fired but SAS, Herbstreit, Golic Jr., and Keyshawn Johnson.

20 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Disney needs to do whatever it takes to jettison ESPN.  Bleeding buck$.

Yep. I talked to a friend yesterday that works for Disney. ESPN has been underwater for 3 years now, and it's going to get worst with their SEC bid.

17 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

They are overstocked on pompous overpaid windbags barking rectums for sure 

Fixed 

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

I believe the fear of letting corso go is the real possibility that it would truly kill him to not have this in his life. Might be smart for that reason to keep him around. 

Couldn't they just put him in front of a camera that is turned off and tell him he was on-air?

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

National treasure?  Lulz. He’s terrible and always has been. 

The only national treasure ESPN employs is Walton.

A true national treasure. 

 

Espn blows. I only watch if it’s a live game. I mean I love watching a radio show and every time I pass by I can’t imagine anyone sits and watches an entire radio program? 

ESPN has abandoned sports coverage in favor of politics and TMZ stories.  They've marginalized good journalism by holding onto a slew of sportscasters best known for screaming into their microphones. The only redeeming quality ESPN has is live sports programming for which they've drastically overpaid.  A few months ago, ESPN's studio programming hit a 41 year ratings low and the ratings will continue to drop as more people cut the cable cord.  Disney desperately needs to offload ESPN.  Either Amazon or Apple could pay $30 billion in cash without blinking, but who wants to buy a dead horse?

 

 

 

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Yep. I talked to a friend yesterday that works for Disney. ESPN has been underwater for 3 years now, and it's going to get worst with their SEC bid.
The Mulan debacle may be the final nail in the coffin. Only way to see it here is paying $30 on Disney+, and their pandering attempt to get a wide release in China failed as well..

Somebody in the TV industry correct me if I am wrong..doesn’t ESPIN get money from every TV(cable/satellite)package they are part off? That’s quite a haul, especially from the folks who never watch the channel. How you can get that money, advertising money and still go broke is quite fascinating.

Too much talk not enough sports is the problem. Even if they were not trying to be preachy and sappy all the time.

53 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

..but who wants to buy a dead horse?

Jack in the Box?

8 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Then I'd go with the tacos. 

18 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Somebody in the TV industry correct me if I am wrong..doesn’t ESPIN get money from every TV(cable/satellite)package they are part off? That’s quite a haul, especially from the folks who never watch the channel. How you can get that money, advertising money and still go broke is quite fascinating.

Too much talk not enough sports is the problem. Even if they were not trying to be preachy and sappy all the time.

They overpaid for life sports. I can watch 15 minute highlights videos on you tube within a few hours of a game being over and see every big play with none of the bullshit that comes with broadcasts now. I would much rather watch a slew of these videos, than entire games. ESPN is the Blockbuster of Sports broadcasting.

They were so good back in the very late 70's and early 80's.  Cable was never interrupted by commercials in those days and it was fun watching a game without commercials, albeit may have been delayed broadcast.  I was with Getty Oil when we bought ESPN for about $10 and sold it for hundreds of millions to one of the major networks.  

11 hours ago, Lat22 said:

She's no Kristi Noem.

Oh, youbetcha!

7 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

National treasure?  Lulz. He’s terrible and always has been. 

This.

Funny when people eat the pablum that gets spoon fed to them by the Network Snake Oil types.

YANKEES LOSE....  THE YANKEES LOSE!!!  😂😂😂

On TBS 

FUCK ESPN

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Kurt saved his job with fake tears. Hell, he probably got a raise. 

Good thing they just gave a raise to Desmond.  Oh wait, maybe it was just all on paper....haha fuck you Desmond!

12 hours ago, Lat22 said:

Whew.  I thought I was the only one.

There are always two, a master and an apprentice

9 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I believe the fear of letting corso go is the real possibility that it would truly kill him to not have this in his life. Might be smart for that reason to keep him around. 

Ah yes, this is a possibility. Just like JoePa dying immediately after his life's passion was taken away from him: successfully covering up child rape.

I mean, fuck's sake.

I turn on College GameDay for the first time in a couple of years just in time to see a segment, "How would you score on Lebron James?"  College football players and coaches had to respond to this ?

They should lay off the entire network.

14 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Espn blows. I only watch if it’s a live game. I mean I love watching a radio show and every time I pass by I can’t imagine anyone sits and watches an entire radio program? 

Who watches the radio?    Texags thread.

29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I mean, fuck's sake.

I turn on College GameDay for the first time in a couple of years just in time to see a segment, "How would you score on Lebron James?"  College football players and coaches had to respond to this ?

They should lay off the entire network.

ESPN is paying $2.7 billion/year running through the 2024-25 season for the rights to televise NBA basketball.  That’s the second most expensive media rights contract in the world after the NFL.....a deal where the NBA is massively screwing ESPN. ESPN has to peddle the NBA whenever and wherever it can even when it makes no cent$.

14 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Somebody in the TV industry correct me if I am wrong..doesn’t ESPIN get money from every TV(cable/satellite)package they are part off? That’s quite a haul, especially from the folks who never watch the channel. How you can get that money, advertising money and still go broke is quite fascinating.

Too much talk not enough sports is the problem. Even if they were not trying to be preachy and sappy all the time.

$5 a month for NFL Primetime?  GFY

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