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    Pollack took fucking shots at Texas every chance he got and I never found any of his commentary worth a fuck. May he be cast into the Tartarus of the sports commentary realm and wind up with a job for

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#252
1 hour ago, King Dong said:

I'm starting to think Surly just hates... People.

People just hate people nowadays.

Dogs are more popular that people.  

#254
On 4/22/2023 at 11:48 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

What the hell happened to Sportscenter? I tuned in this morning to watch MLB highlights, and they spent the entire hour previewing today’s NBA games. 

QuickPitch on MLBN is glorious.  Nothing but highlights with the game broadcast commentators and maybe 5 minutes per hour of a chick in a tight dressing talking.

#255
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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damn straight, they’re very intertwined 

Forced on me during segments, or organic?

#257
12 hours ago, Laga4 said:

People just hate people nowadays.

Dogs are more popular that people.  

Dogs are more likeable.

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#259
22 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That brunette that's always in her videos is nice too! Why the hell do we not have gymnastics?

 

22 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Smoke show 

For us lazy motherfuckers.

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#261
22 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

All viewpoints are distorted viewpoints.

Anyway people talking about sports is less fun than watching sports. As I got older I have less time or patience for watching anything other than the actual games. Especially since unless they are exceptionally nerdy with their Xs and Os, the talking heads rarely said something that enhanced my enjoyment of watching the games anyway. 

Not really the talking heads' fault. These days there is so much game sports content on TV and so many scores and stats online you can see with down to the second accuracy, having to rely on a show like Sportscenter to know what is going on is long in the past. It is kind of amazing ESPN has chugged on with this kind of content as long as it has. 

*for what it's worth and I've said this in the past...

IF you have surround sound on your tv system, unplug the center speaker that has all of the booth commentary/tv commercial sound running through it. This allows me to watch the game(s) with little to no bullshit play by play or color analyst. It's like being at the game in person, but being able to silence the idiots in your vicinity so you only see/hear the game itself. It's dope.

#262
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That ass could conquer worlds 

What's the blonde's name?  I'm guessing those 2 asses together could conquer not only worlds, but entire systems. 

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#265
On 4/24/2023 at 10:09 PM, WBT said:

QuickPitch on MLBN is glorious.  Nothing but highlights with the game broadcast commentators and maybe 5 minutes per hour of a chick in a tight dressing talking.

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#266
59 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Neil Everett  23 years...........kaput

Not gonna lie, been watching ESPN since its inception and have no idea who this dude is.  

#267
1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Not gonna lie, been watching ESPN since its inception and have no idea who this dude is.  

Neil Everett

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#270
1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Not gonna lie, been watching ESPN since its inception and have no idea who this dude is.  

Not gonna lie, but lies.

#271

According to the article below ESPN tried to Kenny Mayne him and keep him at a lower salary, but he said sayonara.

https://awfulannouncing.com/espn/stan-verrett-says-goodbye-to-long-time-sportscenter-co-anchor-neil-everett-we-are-brothers-for-life.html

ESPN was dealt another blow with Thursday’s news that longtime SportsCenter anchor Neil Everett is leaving the network, departing after 23 glorious years. ESPN tried to retain him at a lower salary, which Everett rejected (you might remember Kenny Mayne left Bristol under similar circumstances in 2021), opting for a fresh start elsewhere. Like Chris Chelios, who suffered the same fate when his contract wasn’t renewed earlier this week, Everett finds himself a casualty of ESPN’s ongoing budget cuts with Disney looking to shed a mammoth $5.5 billion in costs company-wide.

Everett already has a couple irons in the fire—he hopes to expand his studio role with the Portland Trail Blazers next season and is also said to be working on several “side projects.” Still, even with Everett making fewer appearances in recent years, it’s sad he’ll no longer share a desk with Stan Verrett, his co-host of 14 years on the 1 AM ET edition of SportsCenter broadcast from ESPN’s Los Angeles studios.

 

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#272
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You're full of shit then.

 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Not gonna lie, but lies.

Jesus, rough crowd.  I retract my statement.  Neil and I are best buds, and we're going salsa dancing tonight.

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First paired in 2009, Verrett and Everett made magic together, forming one of the great SportsCenter duos of all-time.

there’s something to be said for the on-air bond Verrett and Everett shared for so many years. Viewers will miss their easy chemistry as late-night co-conspirators, kindred spirits who made reading highlights fun.

I've got nothing against either of these guys but how much "magic" could there have been? I know who each of them are, individually. No idea they did SC together. 

#275
2 hours ago, Sandman said:

I've got nothing against either of these guys but how much "magic" could there have been? I know who each of them are, individually. No idea they did SC together. 

They were actually really good and funny doing sportscenter together.  They typically worked the 1am/ west coast sportscenter together and were really funny and had great chemistry. Had they been a team during ESPN's peak in the 90s they would've had a shit load more fanfare.  

#276
3 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Jesus, rough crowd.  I retract my statement.  Neil and I are best buds, and we're going salsa dancing tonight.

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#277
3 hours ago, Sandman said:

I've got nothing against either of these guys but how much "magic" could there have been? I know who each of them are, individually. No idea they did SC together. 

Clearly, you aren’t blessed with insomnia or benign prostatic hyperplasia.

#278

kinda surprised that we don't just have college interns droning behind the highlights at this point.  when you can instantly click to find your specific team's highlights or a 7-minute youtube recap of the game what use do you have for waiting out an hour-long show?  Granted, i will turn on SC in the background as background noise when reading or something, but i can't believe they would still have any high-priced talent for the actual SC show (outside of SVP).

#282
8 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

kinda surprised that we don't just have college interns droning behind the highlights at this point.  when you can instantly click to find your specific team's highlights or a 7-minute youtube recap of the game what use do you have for waiting out an hour-long show?  Granted, i will turn on SC in the background as background noise when reading or something, but i can't believe they would still have any high-priced talent for the actual SC show (outside of SVP).

It's been attempted.

 

 

 

 

#285
20 hours ago, Hpara759 said:

Neil Everett  23 years...........kaput

 

18 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Neil Everett

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Oregon Duck, loved Oregon & Hockey  and loved how much Linda Cohn loves hockey  

 

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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I find this one very attractive and awful as a sports presenter. 

I have looked up her background and know that she swam at UT and the. USC but she comes across as someone who has never followed sports, but acts like a sports fan for her job. 

Fit body, bleached hair, spray tan, authentic as a Seven Dollar Bill.

#288
15 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

It's been attempted.

 

 

 

 

Better than Lowell Galindo.

#290
16 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

I’ll be pleased when they dump Steve Asshole Smith and the black dude from Pardon the Interruption. Worthless pieces of shit

Bad news bruh. Jackass isn't going anywhere and Shannon Sharpe may be coming to join the clown show.  I just don't see why anyone wants to watch the circus of regurgitation. 

#291
On 6/9/2023 at 10:44 AM, LTtxfan said:

Neil Everett

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He is working the SportsCenter desk tonight with Stan.

Guess that he isn’t fired immediately. 

#293
On 4/26/2023 at 9:29 PM, PittsburghTiger said:
NEWS: ESPN MLB national reporter Marly Rivera has been fired after an incident in which she uttered "F-----g c---t" toward another reporter at Yankee Stadium, The Post has learned.https://t.co/DUgwe0XBk0

Pretty sure this firing was not expected but, here we are.

When  errbody around you is getting fired, one should keep the cuntiness to one’s self…

#294
3 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

When  errbody around you is getting fired, one should keep the cuntiness to one’s self…

Maybe she's like Ron White when they read him his rights: "At that point I had the right to reman silent . .  but I didn't have the ability."

#295
On 6/10/2023 at 4:34 PM, texastroubadour said:

I’ll be pleased when they dump Steve Asshole Smith and the black dude from Pardon the Interruption. Worthless pieces of shit

A little racist ?

What did Wilbon do to you ?

#296
On 4/25/2023 at 4:49 PM, Davis Lane said:

 

For us lazy motherfuckers.

 

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hell of a resume photo.  no wonder she got the job

#298

Speaking of Linda Cohn, she fills in every now and again on SXM's Mad Dog channel.  She tries to go full shock jock but it doesnt work.  She still looks good, and I am betting she is in her 60s by now. I dont care enough to google it, but I seem to recall she getting a divorce because she liked banging the people she interviewed. 

#299
New: The Athletic is laying off nearly 20 reporters today or about 4 percent of journalistic staff as part of company reorg, per internal note from publisher David Perpich and EIC Steven Ginsberg.

 

Not just ESPN

 

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